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[BDB]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/world/australia/clown-craze-australia.html

Hey Oz, looks like some of your neighbors are getting into the Halloween spirit a little early. 

[OldAuggie]

Son is a Gustie,  I'll be at Augsburg tomorrow.

Is there a traveling trophy for this one like a plate of Lutefisk or a reproduction of the 95 Theses ?

No, just home field advantage for a massive beer pong tournament in January, I think, shish I didn't say that, did I?

I have a very busy day and might make it to the game in the second half if I am lucky.  Priorities.

[OzJohnnie]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/world/australia/clown-craze-australia.html

Hey Oz, looks like some of your neighbors are getting into the Halloween spirit a little early. 

20,000 people dressed in clown constums?  Apparently people in Sydney are struggling for things to do...

[PurpleReign]

Good game by both the Tommies and the Johnnys today against their Northfield opponents.

And now it begins, and so I will fire the first shots - the Johnnys blow and are the biggest complainers and grumblers of any fan base. You have the biggest jackxxx for a play-by-play announcer I have ever heard, and I applaud Pat for asking (telling  ) him to stop posting on this site.  But I forgive you, because you had to spend 4 years of your life in a woods in the middle of nowhere.

Let's have a great and fun week!!!!!

[OzJohnnie]

How do we know that the tooth brush was invented by a Tommie? Well, if anyone else had invented it, it would be called a 'teeth brush'

[PurpleReign]

How do we know that the tooth brush was invented by a Tommie? Well, if anyone else had invented it, it would be called a 'teeth brush'

Time to put that one to rest Oz, you use it once a year, just like your "teeth brush."

[BDB]

Time to put that one to rest Oz, you use it once a year, just like your "teeth brush."

I think it's funny as hell. Took me a little while to get it which I'm not sure what that means. 

[jamtod]

Time to put that one to rest Oz, you use it once a year, just like your "teeth brush."

I think it's funny as hell. Took me a little while to get it which I'm not sure what that means. 

I think that means that it's a great joke but would probably fit the St John's rural University stereotype better. Us Tommies have excellent dental insurance and impeccable hygiene because most of us have Dentists, Doctors, or, lawyers for parents, who paid for our education and still cover our insurance through our trust funds.

[BDB]

Bar keep, set me up with a shot and a beer. And keep 'em coming. It's UST/SJU week and BDB gonna stand right over here in the corner...

[stanbob]

Time to put that one to rest Oz, you use it once a year, just like your "teeth brush."

I think it's funny as hell. Took me a little while to get it which I'm not sure what that means. 

I think it means that you live in Wisconsin...

[sjusection105]

A dung beatle walks into a bar, he asks the bartender "is this stool taken?"
The bartender looks up and replies " that ain't a stool, it's a UST co-ed"
The dung beatle replies " and your point is....?"   

[sjusection105]

A Gustie co-ed goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony then she pushes her knee and screams again, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a Gustie, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a Tommie co-ed."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

[PurpleReign]

Just to keep everybody straight this week, is it sjusection105 or 57Johnnie that is the St. Johns groupie? 

[retagent]

I think that means that it's a great joke but would probably fit the St John's rural University stereotype better. Us Tommies have excellent dental insurance and impeccable hygiene because most of us have Dentists, Doctors, or, lawyers for parents, who paid for our education and still cover our insurance through our trust funds.
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Although they must not teach grammar at UST. It's "We Tommies...."

[57Johnnie]

I think that means that it's a great joke but would probably fit the St John's rural University stereotype better. Us Tommies have excellent dental insurance and impeccable hygiene because most of us have Dentists, Doctors, or, lawyers for parents, who paid for our education and still cover our insurance through our trust funds.

Although they must not teach grammar at UST. It's "We Tommies...."
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