FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[RoyalsFan]

SIAP, but found out today that the field will not be sodded over for Tommie Johnnie next weekend.  Kind of a bummer, considering they'll have almost a week to prep for a game, and nearly a week after the game before the Twins return. 

It'll be like the Met, back in the day, ha.

Do you mean infield or the entire field? Please elaborate....that's a lot of freakin' dirt to play on.


I can understand not sodding the rest of it before the game considering they will need to do some repairs after the football game is over. But not covering the infield would definitely not be a good thing...IMO.

No sod to cover the baseball infield.  The pitchers mound will be sodded.  Lotta dirt in one half of the field

The Raiders still play their home games with a dirt baseball infield, don't hear them complaining about it. Come on - this is football. Both teams have to play on the same field. What's next, can't play the game if it's too cold or wet out? 

[OzJohnnie]

A Tommie, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded UST flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."

The Tommie felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous St John's University flag, and in every window was the SJU logo.

The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a great supporter. I went to games in Collegeville, bought the less fortunate players Lamborghinis, and I paid for the entire coaches' dinner."

God said, "So, what's your question?"

"Well," said the Tommie, "Why does a Johnnie get a better house than me?"

God responded, "Oh that's not a Johnnie's house, that's mine".

[Mr.MIAC]

Just a public service announcement for our classy Johnnie friends attending the game. Those troughs are for urinating (that's peeing), not bathing.

[sjusection105]

The Johnnies are untested. The Tommies have a loss. The Cobbers are for real. The results of Saturday will not be the lock up the MIAC,but October 7 & November 11 results will have a lot to say about the final standings.

[OzJohnnie]

http://d3football.com/top25/2017/week3

Johnnies up to 6th
Tommies stay at 10th
Cobbers up to 21st

[OzJohnnie]

Just a public service announcement for our classy Johnnie friends attending the game. Those troughs are for urinating (that's peeing), not bathing.

I'm sure you're tipped well.

[Mr.MIAC]

Just a public service announcement for our classy Johnnie friends attending the game. Those troughs are for urinating (that's peeing), not bathing.

I'm sure you're tipped well.

Tips are great. Tip heavily. FYI for classy Johnnies, chickens and other items for barter don't make good tips.

[Mr.MIAC]

Question: If a tree falls in a forest and no classy Johnnie is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Answer: It doesn't matter. If a tree falls the classy Johnnies will think it's "magic."

[Mr.MIAC]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

[OzJohnnie]

That reminds me of one of my favorite Kiwi jokes.  Off topic but here goes:

A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.  They found themselves stranded on a tropical island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.  Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.  After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.  The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.  She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.  When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[Pat Coleman]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

Come on -- gotta be more creative than that.

[Mr.MIAC]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

Come on -- gotta be more creative than that.

It's the directness that makes it funny.

[faunch]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

Come on -- gotta be more creative than that.

It's the directness that makes it funny.

Did you grow tired of using disabled as your punchline? You need to start mixing in cancer and burn patients in to your material.

[jamtod]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

Come on -- gotta be more creative than that.

It's the directness that makes it funny.

Nah. Not your best work.
You can do better. You coming for the game this year?

[Mr.MIAC]

No joke. I heard Johnnies like to f**k sheep. True story...

Come on -- gotta be more creative than that.

It's the directness that makes it funny.

Nah. Not your best work.
You can do better. You coming for the game this year?

Yep, flying in and heading out the next day. You?