FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[bennie]

Sorry for fat shaming the fictional CSB alums having a fictional NCAA watch-party at Jenny Craig in Richfield. I know the fictional CSB alums are fictionally disadvantaged because their fictional thyroid glands produce too little fictional thyroid horomone, causing their fictional metabolism to fictionally slowdown. It is in no way the fault of those fictional CSB alums that they are so fictionally fat. I know, with a lot of hard work and a positive mental attitude these fictional women can re-calibrate their fictional lifestyles and live long and healthy fictional lives.

I will think about all of the fictional women I have hurt and examine my own misogyny against women who in no way exist. I know if they were real, their feelings would be hurt. This weekend, I intend to devote my time not to football, but to auditing every online course on fictional women's empowerment I can find on the California-Berkeley website.

I know this kind of locker room talk maligning women that don't exist has no place on a football website, and for that, I apologize.

Wow, I didn't realize to what extent you think I don't exist. Last time I checked I am not fictional. Nice job doubling down!

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

[USTBench]

Sorry for fat shaming the fictional CSB alums having a fictional NCAA watch-party at Jenny Craig in Richfield. I know the fictional CSB alums are fictionally disadvantaged because their fictional thyroid glands produce too little fictional thyroid horomone, causing their fictional metabolism to fictionally slowdown. It is in no way the fault of those fictional CSB alums that they are so fictionally fat. I know, with a lot of hard work and a positive mental attitude these fictional women can re-calibrate their fictional lifestyles and live long and healthy fictional lives.

I will think about all of the fictional women I have hurt and examine my own misogyny against women who in no way exist. I know if they were real, their feelings would be hurt. This weekend, I intend to devote my time not to football, but to auditing every online course on fictional women's empowerment I can find on the California-Berkeley website.

I know this kind of locker room talk maligning women that don't exist has no place on a football website, and for that, I apologize.

Wow, I didn't realize to what extent you think I don't exist. Last time I checked I am not fictional. Nice job doubling down!

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

I honestly had zero idea you were going to watch the SJU/NCC football game at the Jenny Craig's in Richfield. Sorry.

[bennie]

Sorry for fat shaming the fictional CSB alums having a fictional NCAA watch-party at Jenny Craig in Richfield. I know the fictional CSB alums are fictionally disadvantaged because their fictional thyroid glands produce too little fictional thyroid horomone, causing their fictional metabolism to fictionally slowdown. It is in no way the fault of those fictional CSB alums that they are so fictionally fat. I know, with a lot of hard work and a positive mental attitude these fictional women can re-calibrate their fictional lifestyles and live long and healthy fictional lives.

I will think about all of the fictional women I have hurt and examine my own misogyny against women who in no way exist. I know if they were real, their feelings would be hurt. This weekend, I intend to devote my time not to football, but to auditing every online course on fictional women's empowerment I can find on the California-Berkeley website.

I know this kind of locker room talk maligning women that don't exist has no place on a football website, and for that, I apologize.

Wow, I didn't realize to what extent you think I don't exist. Last time I checked I am not fictional. Nice job doubling down!

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

I honestly had zero idea you were going to watch the SJU/NCC football game at the Jenny Craig's in Richfield. Sorry.

Yes, that is the take away.

[USTBench]

Sorry for fat shaming the fictional CSB alums having a fictional NCAA watch-party at Jenny Craig in Richfield. I know the fictional CSB alums are fictionally disadvantaged because their fictional thyroid glands produce too little fictional thyroid horomone, causing their fictional metabolism to fictionally slowdown. It is in no way the fault of those fictional CSB alums that they are so fictionally fat. I know, with a lot of hard work and a positive mental attitude these fictional women can re-calibrate their fictional lifestyles and live long and healthy fictional lives.

I will think about all of the fictional women I have hurt and examine my own misogyny against women who in no way exist. I know if they were real, their feelings would be hurt. This weekend, I intend to devote my time not to football, but to auditing every online course on fictional women's empowerment I can find on the California-Berkeley website.

I know this kind of locker room talk maligning women that don't exist has no place on a football website, and for that, I apologize.

Wow, I didn't realize to what extent you think I don't exist. Last time I checked I am not fictional. Nice job doubling down!

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

I honestly had zero idea you were going to watch the SJU/NCC football game at the Jenny Craig's in Richfield. Sorry.

Yes, that is the take away.

Well, judging by your response, you don't seem to understand how a fictional narrative works. You see, it's a broad-sweeping generalization based on a several generations of good-natured institutional ribbing. Not a shot at you, a human person, with, near-as-I-can-tell, a lot of feelings.

You see, in this situation, "Johnnie" said he was going to be in Minneapolis and wanted to know if any SJU/CSB alums were gathering to watch the big game. For a Friday afternoon jape I gave the address of the Richfield Jenny Craig, a place where people get dietary advice and instruction on how to lose weight and live a healthy lifestyle. The joke of course being, the implication that some overweight CSB alums would be there watching the game.

Of course this patently absurd as 1) everyone knows CSB alums would be at McDonalds, not Jenny Craig; and 2) who watches football at Jenny Craig? 3) IT'S A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE.

Lighten up. 

[Mr.MIAC]

UST just launched the first phase of its fundraising campaign with a $50 million gift from the GHR Foundation. The first phase aims to raise $200 million for scholarships. The new GHR Foundation Fellows program will fully fund 15 undergraduates at the Opus College of Business per year. Applicants will go though a series of interviews and must have a minimum GPA of 3.7/ACT score of 28, though those accepted are likely to be in the top 10% of their class and have an ACT over 32. If you have any friends/family who might be competitive, please pass this along.

https://news.stthomas.edu/st-thomas-kicks-off-200-million-scholarship-drive-announces-50-million-gift-ghr-fellows/?utm_source=UDAR&utm_medium=HmpgHero&utm_campaign=PriorityOne 

[jamtod]

Okay, so show me where we've used slurs that malign the disadvantaged.

Exhibit A

Hey, I am going to be in Mpls tomorrow. 

Anybody know if there the game is being telecast and if there is a Johnnie gathering to watch it?

Heard tons of CSB alums are gathering here:

2920 W 66th St, Richfield, MN 55423

Of course you were very careful with your language, using "disadvantaged", not sexist pig, so I guess in your mind they are different. Why do you feel it is okay to make fun of women so much on this board? Is it because there aren't many women on this board and I am the only bennie? Why are you even making fun of a population that, for the most part, isn't even here? Or maybe that is exactly the reason. Just your little "bro zone". Do you make comments like this to the women in your real life? Wife, co-workers?

I am sure you will pass this off as "playful banter", and sadly, that does speak volumes about who you are. And for the record, this is not the first time we have had basically this same conversation.

Is this directed at me or Bench?

Yes.

[jamtod]

Wow, who knew there was a whole other world over here on the MIAC board.  I was quite happy posting all by myself on in the deserted wasteland known as West Region football>>Upper Midwest Athletic Conference.

Prediction time.  I've looked at the analytics, pored over archival game film footage,  gawked in awe at the majesty of Academic Stagg 2017, and consulted the Oracle of Simi Valley.  After painstakingly considering all of the data, only one logical conclusion can be reasonably reached:  upset.  St. T is a little too polished, a little too perfect, a little too...cyberborg-ish.  If Reagan can defeat communism, EC can defeat St. T.  EC shakes up the world, 38-7 (we'll let you score because we're all about sportsmanship.)

Go Red Devils!

+k

[GoldandBlueBU]

Sorry for fat shaming the fictional CSB alums having a fictional NCAA watch-party at Jenny Craig in Richfield. I know the fictional CSB alums are fictionally disadvantaged because their fictional thyroid glands produce too little fictional thyroid horomone, causing their fictional metabolism to fictionally slowdown. It is in no way the fault of those fictional CSB alums that they are so fictionally fat. I know, with a lot of hard work and a positive mental attitude these fictional women can re-calibrate their fictional lifestyles and live long and healthy fictional lives.

I will think about all of the fictional women I have hurt and examine my own misogyny against women who in no way exist. I know if they were real, their feelings would be hurt. This weekend, I intend to devote my time not to football, but to auditing every online course on fictional women's empowerment I can find on the California-Berkeley website.

I know this kind of locker room talk maligning women that don't exist has no place on a football website, and for that, I apologize.

Wow, I didn't realize to what extent you think I don't exist. Last time I checked I am not fictional. Nice job doubling down!

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

[GoldandBlueBU]

UST just launched the first phase of its fundraising campaign with a $50 million gift from the GHR Foundation. The first phase aims to raise $200 million for scholarships. The new GHR Foundation Fellows program will fully fund 15 undergraduates at the Opus College of Business per year. Applicants will go though a series of interviews and must have a minimum GPA of 3.7/ACT score of 28, though those accepted are likely to be in the top 10% of their class and have an ACT over 32. If you have any friends/family who might be competitive, please pass this along.

https://news.stthomas.edu/st-thomas-kicks-off-200-million-scholarship-drive-announces-50-million-gift-ghr-fellows/?utm_source=UDAR&utm_medium=HmpgHero&utm_campaign=PriorityOne

Asking for a friend - does the UST campus have one of those rooms just filled with cash / coins where students / alumni can go straight up Scrooge McDuck?  If not, when will it go in?  Is that part of this fundraising campaign?

[Mr.MIAC]

UST just launched the first phase of its fundraising campaign with a $50 million gift from the GHR Foundation. The first phase aims to raise $200 million for scholarships. The new GHR Foundation Fellows program will fully fund 15 undergraduates at the Opus College of Business per year. Applicants will go though a series of interviews and must have a minimum GPA of 3.7/ACT score of 28, though those accepted are likely to be in the top 10% of their class and have an ACT over 32. If you have any friends/family who might be competitive, please pass this along.

https://news.stthomas.edu/st-thomas-kicks-off-200-million-scholarship-drive-announces-50-million-gift-ghr-fellows/?utm_source=UDAR&utm_medium=HmpgHero&utm_campaign=PriorityOne

Asking for a friend - does the UST campus have one of those rooms just filled with cash / coins where students / alumni can go straight up Scrooge McDuck?  If not, when will it go in?  Is that part of this fundraising campaign?

That's part of Phase II...   

[faunch]

Wow, who knew there was a whole other world over here on the MIAC board.  I was quite happy posting all by myself on in the deserted wasteland known as West Region football>>Upper Midwest Athletic Conference.

Prediction time.  I've looked at the analytics, pored over archival game film footage,  gawked in awe at the majesty of Academic Stagg 2017, and consulted the Oracle of Simi Valley.  After painstakingly considering all of the data, only one logical conclusion can be reasonably reached:  upset.  St. T is a little too polished, a little too perfect, a little too...cyberborg-ish.  If Reagan can defeat communism, EC can defeat St. T.  EC shakes up the world, 38-7 (we'll let you score because we're all about sportsmanship.)

Go Red Devils!

you'll be lucky if that's the first quarter score.

[faunch]

Posting for a friend.

[bleedpurple]

On a side note, why is it that "we" make fun of Bennies' weight, Tommie women for being slutty and Johnnies for being gay? Why are any of those things something to ridicule? This isn't directed at Bench. It is kind of something directed at all of us in these communities. I have definitely made comments about Tommie women in the past, but have stop (even during Tommie/Johnnie week). I am not trying to be a buzzkill, but I just don't understand how in this day and age any of these "jokes" are funny.

I don't know if your question is rhetorical or not.  But there is a truthful answer.  Funny is funny. The "day and age" has nothing to do with it. If anything, the more the PC crowd tries to police speech, said speech, in a sense, becomes funnier. Because it becomes more rare.  People can be silenced if they are intimidated, but you can't legislate "funny". Some people may not like it, but they don't get to control what other people think is funny. And they certainly don't get to control what other people think is right and wrong or important.

I don't want to hijack this board because there are two big MIAC games tomorrow. You can private message if you'd like. But I've heard phrases similar to "This day and age" before. What exactly are you referring to?  By listening to some, it sounds as if someone declared "We are now in a new age!". Who announced it, what authority do they have, and what all does this age encompass?

[jamtod]

Wow, who knew there was a whole other world over here on the MIAC board.  I was quite happy posting all by myself on in the deserted wasteland known as West Region football>>Upper Midwest Athletic Conference.

Prediction time.  I've looked at the analytics, pored over archival game film footage,  gawked in awe at the majesty of Academic Stagg 2017, and consulted the Oracle of Simi Valley.  After painstakingly considering all of the data, only one logical conclusion can be reasonably reached:  upset.  St. T is a little too polished, a little too perfect, a little too...cyberborg-ish.  If Reagan can defeat communism, EC can defeat St. T.  EC shakes up the world, 38-7 (we'll let you score because we're all about sportsmanship.)

Go Red Devils!

you'll be lucky if that's the first quarter score.

If they are going to get a touchdown it will happen in the 1st quarter. We seem to come out a little soft early and then lock down after that.

[bennie]

Lighten up.

Yet another fat bennie joke? Really?

It has been a long week.