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MUC57


Pardon the above post. I have trouble making changes. May a thousand car wash attendants gang shami my sister. Oh wait, I don't have a sister. Never mind! 😳
I'm old! I get mixed up and I forget things! Go Everybody! 🏈 ☠

GoldandBlueBU

Quote from: MiacMan on April 27, 2018, 10:16:47 AM
Quote from: MIAC23 on April 27, 2018, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: MUC57 on April 27, 2018, 09:44:38 AM

MiacMan

Was it the relative that sold the computers in the garage? Damn, I can't quite remember!

Gotta be Lloyd Braun!

Bingo! MIAC23 wins the prize! You get to ask the next question?

MUC57 You had it too! Just couldn't get the name, but that's okay because you're old and you forget things. That's what you do.

"The summer me"

BDB

Quote from: MUC57 on April 27, 2018, 02:12:43 PM
I have trouble making changes. May a thousand car wash attendants gang shami my sister. Oh wait, I don't have a sister. Never mind! 😳

Dear MUC57,

Given first your attempt at poetry for Oz, and now a car wash/gang comment, all I can say is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW_s6EqOxqY




MUC57


BlueDevil Bob

You!re the man. What else can I say?  😀😀
I'm old! I get mixed up and I forget things! Go Everybody! 🏈 ☠

OzJohnnie

  

Kelly Boggs

UMHB alumnus and proud supporter of The CRU. "UP with the PURPLE!" 

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas." - Darrell Royal

"Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them." John Wooden

MiacMan

#85656
Quote from: Kelly Boggs on April 27, 2018, 07:34:44 PM
Babs was the name of Kramer's mother.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! +K to our brother from the South, Mr. Boggs! You get to provide the next  question?

Kelly Boggs

Ok, an easy one, what is Kramer's first name?
UMHB alumnus and proud supporter of The CRU. "UP with the PURPLE!" 

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas." - Darrell Royal

"Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them." John Wooden

OzJohnnie

Quote from: MUC57 on April 27, 2018, 02:05:12 PM
OzJohnnie

Hey! You get us all talking about Seinfeld and then you go away, not that there's anything wrong with that!

A guy’s gotta sleep, ya know.

Your poetry reminded me of an old joke:

What happened when the parishioner farted in church?

He had to sit in his own pew.



And the answer is Cosmo.
  

OzJohnnie

Who’s brother played the character “The Smog Strangler”?
  

MIAC23

Quote from: OzJohnnie on April 27, 2018, 10:02:41 PM
Who's brother played the character "The Smog Strangler"?

Ron Howard's little bro

OzJohnnie

#85661


The Hawks take on the woeful St Kilda Saints, commonly refered to as the Aints, this evening in Hawthorn’s home away from home Launceston, Tasmania. Sort of like when Green Bay play in Milwaukee.  A big, thumping victory is required by the Hawks to reclaim the early momentum of this season. If it’s close or, God forbid, a loss then it’s curtains already on this year and we’ll see how the young talent develops.

Speaking of young talent, the Hawks top draft pick this year gets his first game. James Worpel, nick-named “The Worpedo”, is one of those mysterious picks who was tipped to be a first round selection but somehow fell to the third round where the Hawks picked him up.  He’s an exciting bull who likes to dish out a lot of punishment and who can take it as well. We’ll see how he goes against the Saints.
  

Mr.MIAC

QUESTION: Roughly how many neckties do you own?

We're doing a little spring cleaning around the house. We just went through our closets, and my wife thinks it's unusual (in her words, it's "totally crazy") that I own 54 neckties. Her father was in the military and rarely wore ties. I've tried to reassure her that most men have more than a few neckties in various colors and patterns, especially if they have to wear one everyday.

art76

Quote from: Reverend MIAC, PhD on April 28, 2018, 08:27:34 AM
QUESTION: Roughly how many neckties do you own?

I work in IT and dress business casual, which simply means I wear polos with various company logos on them. But I do have about a dozen ties, but only wear them occasionally - weddings and funerals, etc.
You don't have a soul. You are a soul.
You have a body. - C.S. Lewis

Mr.MIAC

Quote from: art76 on April 28, 2018, 08:31:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend MIAC, PhD on April 28, 2018, 08:27:34 AM
QUESTION: Roughly how many neckties do you own?

I work in IT and dress business casual, which simply means I wear polos with various company logos on them. But I do have about a dozen ties, but only wear them occasionally - weddings and funerals, etc.

That's an interesting point about business casual. DC is still a pretty conservative place when it comes to fashion, so suits and ties are the norm. I think standards might be relaxing in many other parts of the country, though. I'd actually prefer something a little more casual and comfortable, like khakis and a blazer with no tie.