FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[onearmedscot]

I'm sure tearing down the goal posts wasn't even on the radar of UMM Administration.  Why on Earth were they torn down?  Is UMM over Crown that big of an upset?  I hate senseless tragedy but this ranks right up there.  Condolences to the family as he sounds like a very nice student athlete but, killed by a downed goalpost at a UM-Morris game?  I just can't believe it...

If any of you take up the carpool offer, be sure RC has  his keys before closing the trunk...

OneArmedScot

[Buckman]

According to the St. Cloud Times this morning, MLV has been suspended for the rest of the season for academic reasons. 

[sjusection105]

OAS:
From the article in the Star Tibune, it sounded as if the combination of a Homecoming win & the last game at Cougar field were reasons for the goal posts coming down.....

[Kilted Rat]

Anyone else notice the ad for Beer Pong Shirts at the top of the page?

['gro]

Kilted Rat you asked in the LL board about hangovers... There are 8 Hangovers. here is the official Guide:

Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheesch omlet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Suprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediatly throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be suprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

2 Special Hangovers

#7 The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover (Submitted by Lewdogg11):
This one happens to me quite often.  LewDogg11 drinks 'rediculas' amounts, wakes up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to his chin.  He stumbles into bed at 4am, sleeps until noon.  Wakes up fearing the worst, when he realizes, there is no hangover!  It's as if his one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from his very soul.  You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm. 

(This hangover level has often been seen during playa hata reunions, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)

#8 And the Dreadful 2 day hangover... basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.

[FPM]

That's one of the greatest things I have ever read.  It brings back the memories of my two level 8s and countless others.
   The level 7 is the greatest how many times  have you woken up after an evil night of drinking anything you can get your hands on and boom feeling like an all-star the next day.

[onearmedscot]

Thought of this board last night watching Bruce Almighty with the wife:

"Smite me oh wonderous smiter!!"

 
--Bruce Nolan to God

OneArmedScot

[Ryan Coleman]

If any of you take up the carpool offer, be sure RC has  his keys before closing the trunk...

OneArmedScot

OAS,

I know where you live. I do not know where you are moving to, but I know where you live. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven't done that since, and it was just.... I blame it on the day. Way too long and my body knew it.

[Pat Coleman]

Hmm, ok, this is ridiculous. I'm now going to start removing posts that panhandle for karma. You guys are making a mockery of the device.

[Retired Old Rat]

My Yak,

Congrats on the big sporting day for the family.  Wow.

[Aug1998]

Nice butt whooping the johnnies gave the auggies yesterday...the boys played hard and it was a pretty physical game on the defensive side despite the big loss...Looking at the game the auggies really need to take care of the ball on offense...the auggies do have a good defensive squad but can't stop anybody on 3rd down...
The johnnies played hard...i think they played maybe 8 QBs in the game...they had prob like 4 #24s in just one play...the stadium down in collegeville is really a site to see...the johnnies really have things going their way at home...
The whole goal post falling on this kid from morris is crazy...just a tragedy..it is really sad to see someone lose their life from something so stupid as that...

To clear up the Marcus thing...he was kicked off the team due to standards the coach had set up for him academically last spring, haege decided it was enough with the trouble he had got into and the academics, haege is really taking steps in the right direction ...Keith Hagen will continue taking snaps unless someone else can step up and do the job
Just a topic for discussion also...when a team goes 1-6...should a coach decide to try and give younger players some playing experience for next season and sit the seniors or what?

[repete]

Pat, if I were able, I'd send you some karma for that ...

[Retired Old Rat]

Pat, if I were able, I'd send you some karma for that ...

Repete, hit you with some positive karma for that one.   

(Don't tell PC  )

[Kilted Rat]

Hmm, ok, this is ridiculous. I'm now going to start removing posts that panhandle for karma. You guys are making a mockery of the device.

Isn't the device already a mockery in and of itself?

[sjusection105]

pipermascot are you one in the same as Former Piper Mascot?
Where have you been? Reading & not postiong
Are you coming to Johnnieville next week for the big tilt?
I gave you some + karma for the comment on the hangovers. Aren't you married to a Bethel gal? Even admitting you've had a hangover ever in your life,I'll give you some karma 8)