FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

ritz72 · October 28, 2005, 04:02:39 PM

OH GEEE!!!! I can't wait Duff!!!!!

fins---got the poles ready!! I'll bring my ski wax for them..

Touchdown Tommy · October 28, 2005, 04:03:38 PM

fins,

Your generosity is much appreciated. Better arrive early tomorrow to secure that coveted parking spot bc the Bus hears the rentacops are cracking down on Pace Arrows with brass poles...

Stories about the "good ole days" may or may not result in karma from certain members of Post Patterns.

ritz72 · October 28, 2005, 04:04:31 PM

My avatar is what happens to people when they stop the Hamms and the Kool-Aid!!!

fins----one of the best times in my life was at the Margaritaville in Cancun my 2nd sophmore year!!!!!

details to follow!

Touchdown Tommy · October 28, 2005, 04:08:15 PM

Has this RedHotBennie been to any games this season? The Bus knows you can only go to so many Guatemalan cultural events before he knows everything there is to know about little Julio. DSJU, could you get some details please...

sju56321 · October 28, 2005, 04:09:06 PM

Can anyone besides Ryan take some pictures of these festivities so that we who cannot attend

can live by osmosis?

'gro · October 28, 2005, 04:10:07 PM

** IMPORTANT INFO REGUARDING INTERNATIONAL PLAYA HATER THREAT ADVISORY SYSTEM ** [/b]

For those not in the know, these are the 5 playa hater threat levels that the goverment issues in a crisis. They range from Green to Red, with Red being the most severe. Each Level is listed with reccommended activities to follow to be prepared for anything.

GREEN - Low Risk
+ Create a playa emergency plan and share information with your wing man
+ Create a playa emergency kit that includes chalupas to thwart the friendosaurus, a bus pass to send the haters home, and an adequate supply of altoids.

BLUE - Guarded Risk
+ Be alert to suspicious activity such as playa haters congregating by the bathroom at the club. Report these bahaviors to club security.

YELLOW - Elevated Risk
+ Ensure playa emergency kit is stocked and ready
+ Check cell phone for possible booty calls in the event of a club disaster
+ Develop alternate routes to the bar, bathroom and your car to avoid playa hater ambushes.

ORANGE - High Risk
+ Excersise caution at the club, pay attention to travel advisories against hater zones and meat markets.
+ Conduct a formal review of the playa emergency plan with your wingmen and make sure everyone knows their role.
+ Be patient. Expect hookup delays, excess baggage, and restrictions to the booty.

RED - Severe Risk
+ Listen to local Playa Emergency Management Officials.
+ Stay turned to TV or local radio for instructions.
+ Be prepared to find shelter or evacuate the club.
+ Expect drink delays at the bar and food delays at the drive thru.
+ Volunteer with friendosaurus recovery efforts when summoned.
+ Contact schools/work to determine status of workday.

DuffMan · October 28, 2005, 04:11:30 PM

Zip, I'll try to snap some

sju56321 · October 28, 2005, 04:13:51 PM

thanks. I want to see you with that Hamm's 30 pack from Bus.

Johnnie Red · October 28, 2005, 04:17:13 PM

Gee Bus Driver, going back to my college days at SJU! I will always remember my freshman and sophomore years at St. John's when we won the MIAC track championship. Back then we were able to drive down to Macalester for the conference meet. After we had won the crown, the people in our car stopped in New Brighton to each purchase a six pack of beer to drink on the way back to campus.

The team then had a party at someone's house in Rockville that evening that got rather wild. Jim Smith was our coach back in those days. It was probably a good thing that he didn't know about the party.

There are a few other stories that I really can't get into.

Mr.Shoes · October 28, 2005, 04:18:11 PM

Can't get into here or can't get into period?

Mr.Shoes · October 28, 2005, 04:21:38 PM

One of my coworkers is an Ole. He graduated in '99 and played football. He just left for the weekend and snuck in a "Go Oles!" on the way out. I now have Monday's lunch riding on this game. I didn't even have to give points. Go Johnnies!

Bizzle9 · October 28, 2005, 04:26:05 PM

OAS,

You have the Oles picked to win, but Weber and Gearman starting for your fantasy team? That will make for a tough battle between your mind and heart...lol

Just admit it bro, deep down you love the Big Red!

Did I mention Johnnies in a Monkey Stomp?? 38-17

Johnnie Red · October 28, 2005, 04:26:46 PM

Can't get into here. I'm out of here! I will be bringing some new treats to the Stiftungsfestivities tomorrow, also.
Finsleft, I trust you will be bringing your card table along again so we have more space to set out the food. Anyone else who has a table, please bring it along.

Heading out to Plato, MN this evening. Rumor has it this is the intellectual capital of Minnesota given the name. See everyone tomorrow morning. Be there or be square.

DuffMan · October 28, 2005, 04:36:06 PM

Bizzle, will you make it tomorrow? Have we met?

sjusection105 · October 28, 2005, 04:37:36 PM

Quote from: mr.shoes on October 28, 2005, 04:21:38 PM
One of my coworkers is an Ole. He graduated in '99 and played football. He just left for the weekend and snuck in a "Go Oles!" on the way out. I now have Monday's lunch riding on this game. I didn't even have to give points. Go Johnnies!

Shoes......was he drunk when he made the bet or perhaps he has the Mad Cow Disease