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Kilted Rat

Quote from: janesvilleflash on February 21, 2006, 09:25:10 AM
KR- This would be you after trying to out-drink the flash.
http://www.iambetterthanyou.com/cgi-bin/pd/pd.cgi?form=form-custom.html&image=/images/584.jpg&title=I'm%20Better%20Than%20At...

Flash,
I don't think you realize I just recently finished 4 years of high intensity alcohol consumption training. I finished 2nd in the Hamm's shotgunning race for this lovely piece of equipment:

and that was after a night where my buddy and I polished off a case and then went to the bars.


Here is you after 1/2 hour of trying to maintain my pace:
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

frankrickard

Word on the street is that finsleft had one too many Hamm's yesterday, ended up defecating in the water supply and now the St. Cloud water is undrinkable due to e coli.
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

DuffMan

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 21, 2006, 10:00:28 AM
...I finished 2nd in the Hamm's shotgunning race for this lovely piece of equipment...

2nd to me!!!

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Retired Old Rat

Kilted One,

I have been in the presence of the Janesville Flash.

My money would be on the JF if quantity is the measure.  Haven't
seen the JF shotgun, I'll have to reserve opinion on that one.
   
National Champions: 1963, 1965, 1976, 2003

finsleft

Quote from: frankrickard on February 21, 2006, 10:03:27 AM
Word on the street is that finsleft had one too many Hamm's yesterday, ended up defecating in the water supply and now the St. Cloud water is undrinkable due to e coli.
Who needs water anyway? Drink Hamm's!

DuffMan

Last I heard, Hamm's was being used to disinfect the water supply.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

ROR,
Ask TDT about my consumption abilities when properly motivated.

I've now been married for 7 months... I have motivation to drink ;) :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


Kilted Rat

Quote from: janesvilleflash on February 21, 2006, 11:33:19 AM
KR- this one not only shows what you would look like, but where you are talking from.


If only we all had access to your e-maill account name and password, we could see what you are trying to link to.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

janesvilleflash

Shoot, I wish I knew how to put the pictures on here, it's a good one.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Touchdown Tommy

TDT reporting in for duty.

Well, I see KR has sparked the annual WI versus MN debate in mid-February.  Nicely done.  I will concur with ROR that I too have met the JanesvilleFlash and believe he could consume his share of brews.  Having said that I believe that it would be a dead heat between KR and JF.  I spent a fair amount of time in college drinking beer with KR.  He likes his Champagne of Beers and Grain Belts.  The deciding factor could be the type of brew chosen for a contest.  I believe JF likes his Miller products, so my sensible side says the contest should be on neutral ground perhaps with both sides drinking Hamms????  

Sighting for 2-21: Kent Hrbek in left field with his cell phone on his right ear and his mitt on his left hand.  Nearly decapitated by a line drive.  All I can think of is in 91 with Ron Gant and then when he went to ATL with the Twins and they had a sign that said "How do you spell fatboy"...H-R-B-E-K
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Buckman

Quote from: finsleft on February 21, 2006, 11:20:09 AM
Quote from: frankrickard on February 21, 2006, 10:03:27 AM
Word on the street is that finsleft had one too many Hamm's yesterday, ended up defecating in the water supply and now the St. Cloud water is undrinkable due to e coli.
Who needs water anyway? Drink Hamm's!
Fins, didn't we just have a discussion on Saturday about using Hamm's as shampoo?  Might need to give it a try now.

bennie

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Hamm's as shampoo? 
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Sounds like a waste of beer! ;D
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Knightstalker

Gustavus Adolphus got a mention today on Steven A Smiths show on ESPN radio here in the NY area.  They were talking to Sean Salisbury about the Jets draft and SS recommended drafting Lendale White.  They started getting on SS because he is a USC guy.  He then said he would be high on White if he was a USC guy or a Gustavus Adolphus guy.

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