FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

ROR - You keep giving us all these TDT pictures. I'm sick of them (though I never get sick of smiting TDT)!

When are you gonna break out the pictures of the daughters? TDT has been bugging me about them a lot lately. Apparently he keeps envisioning them wearing the 30 Million Dollar Swimsuit...can you satisfy his craving?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Just for the record:

TDT is not interested in ROR's daughters. #1 they are too young #2 prolly follow their father politically #3 Um call me crazy but Wonka is the one who writes about high school athletics and slobbers over all the "cute sophmores" 

Hmm...Judge for yourselves my MIAC brethren

[MongolianWarrior]

TDT--if liking Wham!  is a crime, then FrankR and I should be locked up too.  One year for Halloween Frank went as "the other guy" from Wham!.  We'd even drive around GAC's campus blasting Wham to freak out the squares (family guy style).  We were two large men in a very small car listening to Wham!--not many people were going to mess with us.

Anybody know of any D3 guys in the Arena League?  I'll check out the rosters tonight

[Touchdown Tommy]

Re: Hiatus from Post Patterns

Duffman, I had a busy weekend in South Fla.  Went for a coupla bike rides, fishing (TDT killed the snook and jack and soon will set his sights on the almighty Grouper), a round of golf with my usual 88, and 2 long walks on the beach with a special someone  

FYI: TDT is headed to Miami on Wed morning.  Would anyone like me to bring anything home from South Beach?  Perhaps a coupla Hawaiian Tropics babes for the Stiftungsfestivities 06 or a few Cubans?  Let me know ASAP.

ROR: I think that pic is further proof that pink pants are back in style.  I will have to get myself a pair and wear them for my 1st scheduled appearance in the fall of 06.  That sure was a great day until about 12:30pm.  

Mongo: The Michelob Ultra and Zima taste oh so sweet during a long walk on the beach or a cruise over the blue waters.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mongo,

I was referring to your diss regarding my beverage selection.  Obviously a big fan of Wham.

[tmerton]

I just logged on for the first time since Friday and the first thing I notice is that TDT has 666 posts.

I served 18 months on the USS Black (DD-666).  The combination of the ship's name and 666 hull number was enough to warn me against a career in the Navy.  However, the ship was never in danger of sinking, though we did almost run over one of our own US Navy submarines while I was the OOD (officer of the deck).   I'm now immune to numerology.

[janesvilleflash]

Special someone?
http://www.thechitlins.com/images/-fat_guy.jpg

[Touchdown Tommy]

I knew that was coming after I added that detail to the previous post.  Janesvilleflash is today's Johnnie on the Spot.  Usually that spot is reserved for KiltedRat who is like stink on sh!t with my posts as he dissects them for material to diss TDT.  This move by JF is quite obviously an attempt to get on the good side of the MIAC privileged Karma givers/takers.

Also, forgot to mention how much it warmed my heart to think of Duffman sprawled out next to his Kohler on Saturday evening.  Duffman apparently you aren't as well trained as you thought you were.  TDT owns you.

[finsleft]

I think that pic is further proof that pink pants are back in style.

Whaddya mean, "back"? Who says they went out?

[finsleft]

FYI: TDT is headed to Miami on Wed morning.  Would anyone like me to bring anything home from South Beach?  Perhaps a coupla Hawaiian Tropics babes for the Stiftungsfestivities 06 or a few Cubans?  Let me know ASAP.

If you bring anything home from South Beach, make sure you also bring some Quell and some Penicillin.

[DuffMan]

Also, forgot to mention how much it warmed my heart to think of Duffman sprawled out next to his Kohler on Saturday evening.  Duffman apparently you aren't as well trained as you thought you were.  TDT owns you.

TDT, my methods involve funnels and pitchers, while yours involve baby bottles and sippy cups, so I wouldn't expect you to understand.  Have fun in Miami.  Remember, if she's got an adam's apple, run the other way.

[Kilted Rat]

Looks like the WIAC's Favorite Beaver could be in some trouble!

"I got the ticket, I feel like I was very innocent, and I got an attorney," Beaver said. "I feel I'm not guilty."

Fins, JR, J esq, or Zip care to comment on how much a defendents feelings of guilt or innocence matter in a courtroom?


TDT, care to comment on what Dr. Phil would say about the issue?

[Veek]

TDT -

When you vist South Beach go eat at the Avalon right across from the beach.  Excellent food!  Tell them Veek sent you.  It won't mean a damn thing to them but it will make me feel good.  Many hot spots to hit all around you down there.

[MongolianWarrior]

TDT--bring back some Cubans so they can roll cigars for us while tailgating, just like Kramer attempted in Seinfeld.

I'm guessing that if you mention Veek's name at any bar, they'll give you a free Lenies

[Johnnie Red]

KR, someone should mention to coach Berezowitz that in the criminal justice system, any person charged with a crime is presumed innocent. To quote the coach: "I'd like him to have the opportunity to prove his innocence." Beaver doesn't have to prove anything. The burden of proof (proof beyond a reasonable doubt) is on the state.

If the case does get charged out by the prosecutor and assuming there is a trial, either to a judge or jury, Beaver can certainly take the stand and explain his conduct if he wants to. He does not have to and no inference of guilt can be taken should he not testify. The advantage that he might have if he takes the stand is that he can provide the judge or jury with an explanation of "what really happened." While the ultimate decision is up to Beaver, I trust he will be consulting with his attorney. That's what criminal defense attorneys get the big money for. And now you have the rest of the story.