FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[d-train]

"Johnnie Red, you're a judge right. I'm in a bit of a fix over here. Can you recommend a decent lawyer in Wisc.?" - Justin

[finsleft]

fins-  Wanna grab a couple beers after work?  I lost your number when I put my phone through the wash, so give me a call if you're down.

FrankR - Sorry I missed your post yesterday. I was on my way out to the lake by then. It was a sad day out at Pearl Lake yesterday. Caught a few crappies and then lugged the palace off the ice.    Proud to say I was the last one off the ice though.
Had to do the combo "drown my sorrows/celebrate mardi gras" with a few Miller Lites at the Lodge followed by hurricanes with Rick G. at the Bayou in Rockville. We all had beads and those sparkly jester hats with bells. For a while there, I thought I was down in the Big Easy...
Nobody showed their tits or anything, which was good, considering the Rockville area talent pool.

[finsleft]

... an opening soooo big, I could drive a truck through it ...

Sounds like a Wisconsin girl to me.

[DuffMan]

Nobody showed their tits or anything, which was good, considering the Rockville area talent pool.

Yeah, you have to head out to Eden Valley for that

[finsleft]

Nobody showed their tits or anything, which was good, considering the Rockville area talent pool.

Yeah, you have to head out to Eden Valley for that

If any of the Bayou's customers wanted to flash last night, at least they wouldn't have to lift their shirts up very high.

[Kilted Rat]

Nobody showed their tits or anything, which was good, considering the Rockville area talent pool.

Yeah, you have to head out to Eden Valley for that

KR dated a girl from Eden Valley wayyy back in the day. From what I saw of EV, there is a pretty solid talent pool... no comparison to the Willmar-Spicer area though

[BDB]

BDB, you yourself had to come get a MN girl!

I know Duff. I grabbed me a Minnesota blonde.

But now I have Wiscy daughter's reputation to protect. 

[DuffMan]

For those of you "out-of-the-know," a nice little gentlemen's club opened in Eden Valley this past year.

[Whoa Nelly]

For those of you "out-of-the-know," a nice little gentlemen's club opened in Eden Valley this past year.

I am "in-the-know" but do chuckle when some of the places are referred to as Gentlemen's Clubs.

[d-train]

For those of you "out-of-the-know," a nice little gentlemen's club opened in Eden Valley this past year.

Thanks for the clarification, Duff. I was completely lost and had no idea what you guys were talking about.

[Willy Wonka]

If anyone here happens to eat at the Perkins in Red Wing, please watch your mouth when discussing Gentlemen's Clubs. Turns out when a coworker and I were, um, critiquing the locals at "The Border Lounge," our waitress had family members currently employed there.

It made for an awkward moment when she informed us.

[bennie]

I am just stunned by how familiar some of you are with "Gentlemen's Clubs"!

I can remember a quite a few years ago talking with the Director of Residential Life (I think that was his title) at Bethany Lutheran College. Apparently, at that time, if a student was caught in the "Gentlemen's Club" in town, they would be immediately expelled. Um...so which staff member frequents the club to catch the students? If only I had had the nerve to ask! 

[footballfan413]

FBF413,

Med school is going well, only 4 more months of class work and then its off to play doctor full time!


Congrats on reaching the magical level of Karma Power, +1k to welcome you to the club (it was an exclusive club until TDT got here... now it's just a club.)

I am thrilled with the Karma Christening!!!  Glad to hear Med school is going well!!  The world needs more Dr.'s with a sense of humor!!  You and Duffman had me rolling in the aisle regarding Wisconsin girls!  Of course, I lived in Minnesota for 5 years and know personally what you have to compare them too!!!  I think this is a little of the, "pot calling the kettle black!"     

Wow, the pressure is intense to be sure and spell everything right!!!  LOL 

[Willy Wonka]

While we're on the topic of Gentlemen's Clubs, remind me to tell my story about the Mexican one on my spring break next year at a Stiffyfest. It's a doozy and I don't think Mongo or Frank even know this one.

[Kilted Rat]

I am thrilled with the Karma Christening!!!  Glad to hear Med school is going well!!  The world needs more Dr.'s with a sense of humor!!  You and Duffman had me rolling in the aisle regarding Wisconsin girls!  Of course, I lived in Minnesota for 5 years and know personally what you have to compare them too!!!  I think this is a little of the, "pot calling the kettle black!"     

I always thought the world, or at least the US, needed more Doctors that can speak comprehendable english!

I was born in WI (all my relatives still live there, so I'm back 2-3 times a year), left for Ohio when I was 3, went to SJU and I'm now in Iowa. I will now provide for everyone's collective education my observations on women in the 4 states where I have lived. All observations were made before I married Mrs KR, as I now no long have any need and/or desire to look at other women 

Ohio has some extremely good looking women, but like honest politicians (no offense JR) they are few and far betwen, however the percentage of women under 25 yrs old that outweigh me is smaller in Ohio than any of the other 3.

Iowa has some beauties, but like Ohio they are sparsely spread and overshadowed by their cornfed sisters.

Wisconsin doesn't seem to have as many drop dead gorgeous women, they have a lot of cute girls (7-8 on the 10pt scale). Wisconsin on the whole has the highest percent of women that look like they could outdrink me and then carry me home.... and that scares me which is why I don't often go to bars when I am back in Cheeseland.

Minnesota has the highest quantity of truly beautiful girls (8-9.5), however a great number of these have IQ's that are equal to the sum of their age and shoe size and many are b*tchy to boot. Minnesota also has a high number of women who could play O-line for a number of WIAC teams, ironically these women tend to be b*tchier than their slimmer more attractive cohorts.


The place that I have lived with the highest % and number of beautiful women with low quantities of grazers would be South Africa... however the AIDS rate is about 20% in most areas for people under age 30... I guess no place is perfect!