FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Retired Old Rat]

Any of you Johnnies going to the http://www.csbsju.edu/alum/events/sju/tcstandup.htm next Thursday.
Oh crap, Duff. I tried.

Frank, how's the "new" genuine draft flowing. Sorry I missed the roll-out on Sunday. How was work on Monday?

Fins, I'll be there.  I know Dusty will be there as well.

[Retired Old Rat]

Anyone else planning to attend the Kirby Puckett memorial at the dome Sun. night?

I was thinking it might be a good opportunity to tailgate.

Any takers?

[finsleft]

Frank-
The good news is you have a job selling beer and you get paid so handsomely that you have the privilege of paying more taxes. That's so the mega corps and billionaires can enjoy their tax cut this year.
The Glueks stuff isn't all that bad. Any beer that's free and right out of the vat should be good right? Stay away from the Stite, though.
This weekend? Fins IV and I are headed up to God's Country tomorrow night for a couple of days of snowmobiling in and around Voyageurs National Park.

And I'm spending tonight filling out SJU financial aid app. and FAFSA form. All you recent grads take a few of your hard earned dollars and buy Mom and Dad a cold beer every chance you get for doing this sh*t for you every year. I know I'll be getting mine in 8-10 years.

[finsleft]

Look forward to seeing you there,ROR.
I know TDT is coming in for the Kirby service. And I heard Wonka's going.

[sumander]

And I'm spending tonight filling out SJU financial aid app. and FAFSA form. All you recent grads take a few of your hard earned dollars and buy Mom and Dad a cold beer every chance you get for doing this sh*t for you every year. I know I'll be getting mine in 8-10 years.

Fins, I feel your pain! I did it last year for the first time. Based on the ages of the rest of the kids I will have to do it for 9 years in a row!! I can hardly stand the fun.

[frankrickard]

I will most likely be there for the Kirby memorial as well

[MongolianWarrior]

TDT--how many other MIAC coaches have sweet 'staches?  I think this may be the missing link that GAC needs to start the season off right.

....I just counted the beer in my apartment, and I have about 250 beers of many varieties.

Stealing from the company, are we Frank? 

[frankrickard]

Nope, no stealing for me.  I got some free stuff (outdated, breakage) from the salesmen and we have this sweet new deal at Bernicks that you're missing out on now.

[DuffMan]

Frank, the Gluek tour is great!   I've stumbled out of the "hospitality room" before.  Lots of fun.

[Buckman]

I actually worked at Gluek's as a temp job back in high school.  I assembled hundreds of six pack bottle carriers and then placed them on the line for the bottles to be set into.  I think they were running Gluek's 'Goats Breath' the couple of days I was there.  I actually bought a six pack of the stuff once I was of legal age.  If I remember correctly, it wasn't very good.

[Johnnie Red]

finsleft, I will be at the SJU standup Thursday night. Dusty and I will be driving up together.

Mongo, while I work in Chaska, I live in Carver. Little less criminal conduct going on in the latter.

TT, my Wisconsin Badger son will be heading to Miami on March 11 and will be there for seven days. I don't know if he is "wild and crazy" like his father. Then again, I remember seeing him climb out of a lake last summer after water skiing and seeing this tattoo on his upper back. I was rather shocked at that, since it was the first time I had ever seen it. His response, when I questioned him about it: "Dad, remember, it has been a few years since I turned 18." Since he got through the semester in Prague last fall without any incidents, I trust he will make it through the week in Miami alright.

[finsleft]

finsleft, I will be at the SJU standup Thursday night. Dusty and I will be driving up together.
Mongo, while I work in Chaska, I live in Carver. Little less criminal conduct going on in the latter.
TT, my Wisconsin Badger son will be heading to Miami on March 11 and will be there for seven days. I don't know if he is "wild and crazy" like his father. Then again, I remember seeing him climb out of a lake last summer after water skiing and seeing this tattoo on his upper back. I was rather shocked at that, since it was the first time I had ever seen it. His response, when I questioned him about it: "Dad, remember, it has been a few years since I turned 18." Since he got through the semester in Prague last fall without any incidents, I trust he will make it through the week in Miami alright.

JR- I'll see you Thursday. Don't know what they're feeding us, but I know it won't be as good as your burgers.
Watch out for opossum, beaver, badger, squirrel, etc. today. You seem to be on a rodent run.
And I'm sure Prague was less of a challenge since you can get by on English there. In Miami, you HAVE to know Spanish.

[Whoa Nelly]

Say it ain't so, Mitch Buchannon

[finsleft]

I just got this in an email and it's too good to not share it...


GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.  It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they Flame out.

[johnnyadmit]

Say it ain't so, Mitch Buchannon

So what?  Like any good star, he has to give his wife/significant other/mistress the obligatory beating now and then...   Now watch him beat the rap