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DuffMan

#7320
March 31, 2006, 11:09:46 AM
A few more interesting tidbits from my trip:

Apparently, it is okay in Mexico to have a 4 person family on one moped, with one of those people being an infant.  Who'd have thought?

Also, we were told that the drinking and driving rules are very different.  You are allowed 1 drink for each wheel that your vehicle has.  Moped=2 drinks.  Car=4 drinks.  We were unsure of how a spare affected this, but we assumed it counted as another wheel.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

#7321
March 31, 2006, 11:13:57 AM
I think I might quit school and go drive 18-wheeler in Mexico  ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

#7322
March 31, 2006, 11:19:26 AM
KR, also of note, apparently, it is accepted practice for a tour guide to rent a Geo Tracker for 5 25-28 year olds to drive and feed them beer and tequila for 5 hours.  Off-roading was quite fun ;D  Note to self: 2-wheel drive Tracker + 5 adults doesn't handle sand too well.  It took 4 Mexicans plus me and a friend to get that thing out :o

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Touchdown Tommy

#7323
March 31, 2006, 11:21:19 AM
Vegas has set the over/under at 2 for the number of times Duffman worshipped his Kohler in Mexico...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

kubiack78

#7324
March 31, 2006, 11:28:33 AM
Quote from: DuffMan on March 31, 2006, 11:09:46 AM
A few more interesting tidbits from my trip:

Apparently, it is okay in Mexico to have a 4 person family on one moped, with one of those people being an infant.  Who'd have thought?

Also, we were told that the drinking and driving rules are very different.  You are allowed 1 drink for each wheel that your vehicle has.  Moped=2 drinks.  Car=4 drinks.  We were unsure of how a spare affected this, but we assumed it counted as another wheel.


Don't forget the steering wheel ... that makes 6 total ;D

tmerton

#7325
March 31, 2006, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: kiltedrat on March 30, 2006, 04:33:09 PM
New contest for anyone who is bored at work or school today:

Come up with the best Headline for this story, here are some examples to get you started:

"Waikiki faces ****ty situation"

"Week after KR clogs crapper, all of Waikiki covered in poo"

Winner gets +1k everyday for a week.

"Iowa Tourist Lunches, Launches, Closes Beach"

"Experts Predict Growth Spurt for Waikiki Coastal Vegetation - 'One Spurt Leads to Another'"

DuffMan

#7326
March 31, 2006, 11:31:02 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2006, 11:33:36 AM by DuffMan
Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on March 31, 2006, 11:21:19 AM
Vegas has set the over/under at 2 for the number of times Duffman worshipped his Kohler in Mexico...

Zero.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

finsleft

#7328
March 31, 2006, 12:07:27 PM
Quote from: frankrickard on March 30, 2006, 09:22:13 PM
This is why I took grady sizemore in the 2nd round in my attempt to beat tdt, fins, mongo and willy in fantasy baseball.

http://www.gradysladies.com/
You should change the name of your team to Grady's Ladies. Watch me win by letting Yahoo pick my team!

johnnyadmit

#7329
March 31, 2006, 12:11:31 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on March 31, 2006, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on March 31, 2006, 11:21:19 AM
Vegas has set the over/under at 2 for the number of times Duffman worshipped his Kohler in Mexico...

Zero.

You had to edit zero??    ;D
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Whoa Nelly

#7330
March 31, 2006, 12:20:41 PM
Quote from: Johnnie Red on March 31, 2006, 08:05:23 AM
Whoa Nelly, let's hope the legislature gets it done for the University of Minnesota stadium. I would be happy to pay some more taxes to help fund this, since it is a state institution. And this is coming from a Republican. :o

Given my experience at Camp Randall in Badgerland the past two seasons courtesy of my son, I tell people here in our beloved state that there is no comparison between watching a game in Madison versus the Metrodome. It would be like comparing a game at Clemens Stadium in Collegeville to Auggie Tech.

Or Hamm's to other Beer?

I don't paint myself as a conservative but tend to lean that way a little on many issues - I'm just sick of politicians being so concerned with re-election that they can't get the U's stadium through.  This latest proposal irritates me because they are using their smoke/mirrors (Parcel of land in Rosemount) to give the public (i.e. those stupid enough to buy it) the impression this land isn't already owned by the state.  The U is the state, and the state is the U.  They should almost be ashamed of themselves - but if it works - I'm all for it! 
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

frank uible

#7331
March 31, 2006, 12:44:54 PM
I'm sure that if the driver considers himself to be a BIG WHEEL, then that's another wheel.

DuffMan

#7332
March 31, 2006, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 31, 2006, 12:11:31 PM
You had to edit zero??    ;D

No, I had to edit another comment that I had added.  I thought better of it :P 

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

finsleft

#7333
March 31, 2006, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: frankrickard on March 30, 2006, 06:36:26 PM
Tuesday sounds good to me...I'll get done working around 5pm or so
Anyone else? Wooderson? Buckman? Duffman, I have a XX for you?
I'll have everything but the burgers unless Johnnie Red's coming, too. What say you, JR?

DuffMan

#7334
March 31, 2006, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: finsleft on March 31, 2006, 01:45:03 PMDuffman, I have a XX for you?

Sorry, won't be able to make it.  And the XX isn't an incentive to get me there :-X

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03
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