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Lone Auggie Backer

#7470
April 06, 2006, 05:20:08 AM
Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 05, 2006, 12:50:33 PM
If any of you have any suggestions on what I should get painted on the `92 Buick Regal to help promote the Stiftungsfestivities, please let me know. We should probably have a few slams against the most hated rivals of the Johnnies, i.e. Bethel, St. Thomas, etc. I do like the slogan of "Send your kid to Auggie Tech to get the equivalent of a two year degree in four years!"

Red- Wow, you're now giving us credit for 2 years, huh?  Our classes must be getting tougher!  I do love the fact that you are considering us as your most hated rivals!  Was it because we held you to under 75?
Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr Task! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too f----n blind. If I were the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place. Out of order, who the hell do you think you're talking to?

Lone Auggie Backer

#7471
April 06, 2006, 05:24:30 AM
Quote from: kiltedrat on April 05, 2006, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 05, 2006, 08:29:26 PM
one of my kids just hit a 34

You sure that wasn't a SAT score?

That's nothing special, 3 of our incoming freshman have a 34. 



Oh, you mean we can't add up their scores to get to 34? never mind then.
Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr Task! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too f----n blind. If I were the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place. Out of order, who the hell do you think you're talking to?

frankrickard

#7472
April 06, 2006, 07:05:24 AM

The Minnesota Vikings have signed a pair of WRs, former Gustavus Adolphus College standout Ryan Hoag and veteran Jimmy Redmond.

Hoag, a native of Minneapolis and graduate of Washburn High, was an All-MIAC football player and All-America sprinter at Division III Gustavus in St. Peter, MN. He began his NFL career in 2002 with Oakland where he held the distinction as Mr. Irrelevant, a distinction for the final player selected in the NFL Draft each year. Hoag was the 262nd pick of the 2002 Draft by the Raiders. He attended training camp with the Vikings in 2005 and spent the 2004 season with the team moving between the practice squad and active roster.

Redmond has played 26 career games in the NFL, all with the Jacksonville Jaguars, where he played in 2002 and '03.
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

Kilted Rat

#7473
April 06, 2006, 10:28:24 AM
In other news, at least TDT is keeping his err.... the condo he lives in clean:


Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

MongolianWarrior

#7474
April 06, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
Frank--You and I must be next to be drafted.  I mean, how can any team deny the power we brought to the o-line combined with the love of Hamms?
I'd post a lot more if I had a real job

tmerton

#7475
April 06, 2006, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: tmerton on March 31, 2006, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: kiltedrat on March 30, 2006, 04:33:09 PM
New contest for anyone who is bored at work or school today:

Come up with the best Headline for this story, here are some examples to get you started:

"Waikiki faces ****ty situation"

"Week after KR clogs crapper, all of Waikiki covered in poo"

Winner gets +1k everyday for a week.

"Iowa Tourist Lunches, Launches, Closes Beach"

"Experts Predict Growth Spurt for Waikiki Coastal Vegetation - 'One Spurt Leads to Another'"

Hey, KR, who won the contest (or, asked another way, did anyone else enter)?  Given the hits PC has been meting out to me, I could use the winner's award.

Kilted Rat

#7476
April 06, 2006, 04:29:50 PM
Almost forgot, umm.... and the uhhh winner for the contest thingy is Tmerton (provided his son comes to SJU) with "Iowa Tourist Lunches, Launches, Closes Beach"... congrats to both contestants.

The k+ will flow daily from now until 1/2 fortnight from this day!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sumander

#7477
April 06, 2006, 04:51:44 PM
Definition of Politics

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school, can I ask you a question?

Dad: Sure Son what's the question?

Son: What is politics?

Dad: Well, let's take our home for example, I am a wage earner, so let's call me Management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so she is called Government. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid The Working Class and your baby brother, we will call The Future. Do you understand?

Son: I'm not really sure Dad, I will have to think about it.

(That night awakened by his baby brothers crying the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had a seriously soiled diaper, the Son went to his parents room and found his Mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where peeking through the keyhole he saw his Father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his Father with the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.)

(the next morning)

Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics!

Dad: That's great Son, explain it to me in your own words.

Son: Well, Dad, while Management is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**!
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

Veek

#7478
April 06, 2006, 05:59:59 PM
Fins - mild level 1 hangover on Wednesday morning? I thought we were just getting warmed up.  When you live 30 miles away you have to know when to say when, otherwise your second 30 pack would have been toast too! 
Go Johnnies!!!

finsleft

#7479
April 06, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
Quote from: Veek on April 06, 2006, 05:59:59 PM
Fins - mild level 1 hangover on Wednesday morning? I thought we were just getting warmed up.  When you live 30 miles away you have to know when to say when, otherwise your second 30 pack would have been toast too! 

30 miles? - that used to be at least a 6-pack drive.
I'm an old guy now, even Nyquil gives my delicate sytem a hangover.

johnnyadmit

#7480
April 06, 2006, 06:45:31 PM
Quote from: finsleft on April 06, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
Quote from: Veek on April 06, 2006, 05:59:59 PM
Fins - mild level 1 hangover on Wednesday morning? I thought we were just getting warmed up.  When you live 30 miles away you have to know when to say when, otherwise your second 30 pack would have been toast too! 

30 miles? - that used to be at least a 6-pack drive.
I'm an old guy now, even Nyquil gives my delicate sytem a hangover.

Only a 6-pack?   From th Stearns/Kandiyohi border, the half hour from Avon takes the better part of a twelver! 

Speaking of- KR, you'll have to come up to Mrs. KR's stomping grounds sometime soon.   We had some bevys and shined some ditches last night- the northerns are running-which means we'll be sticking some suckers in a few more days.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Kilted Rat

#7481
April 06, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 06, 2006, 06:45:31 PM

We had some bevys and shined some ditches last night- the northerns are running-which means we'll be sticking some suckers in a few more days.


You know you're from Minnesota if you understood any part of that sentence.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnnyadmit

#7482
April 06, 2006, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on April 06, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 06, 2006, 06:45:31 PM

We had some bevys and shined some ditches last night- the northerns are running-which means we'll be sticking some suckers in a few more days.


You know you're from Minnesota if you understood any part of that sentence.

Dammit- you're right!   I just realized how bad that looks.  I guess if you grew up able throw a rock into Stearns county, its a pretty sure bet that some of their ways rubbed off....  I'm off to go check the still and hit on my cousin
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

DuffMan

#7483
April 06, 2006, 08:40:58 PM
Johnnyadmit,

You're talking my language ;D  I was betting that the suckers would start running soon.  We been hauling in the channel cats for the better part of a month, here.  Summer is coming!!!

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

#7484
April 06, 2006, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 06, 2006, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on April 06, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 06, 2006, 06:45:31 PM

We had some bevys and shined some ditches last night- the northerns are running-which means we'll be sticking some suckers in a few more days.


You know you're from Minnesota if you understood any part of that sentence.

Dammit- you're right!   I just realized how bad that looks.  I guess if you grew up able throw a rock into Stearns county, its a pretty sure bet that some of their ways rubbed off....  I'm off to go check the still and hit on my cousin

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, just pointing out a fact and being proud that I understood it.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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