FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

finsleft · April 07, 2006, 02:59:51 PM

Quote from: frankrickard on April 07, 2006, 02:16:54 PM
I would have thought the totals would have gone down when TDT moved...

http://www.stcloudtimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060407/NEWS01/104070032

The acronym for the new strain: TDTSTD

Touchdown Tommy · April 07, 2006, 03:02:46 PM

Easy now Frank...-K to Frank for that low blow.

Are you guys in for the road trip to Lambeau? I am telling ya it is surreal. The experience is 2nd to only Collegeville and with the rivalry game it is a blast. I went to the 04 Vikes/Packers reg season matchup and it was off the hook. If there is interest TDT will start scouting eBay for tix. Be forewarned they will NOT be cheap but they are worth every penny.

Hey Wonka: Do you have an old Joey Browner or Tommy Kramer jersey for the game? If not I trust Red Hot Bennie can supply you with a game-used Blake Elliott #2.

fins: That is interesting foreshadowing. Wait til our old buddy Wildcat11 comes out of hibernation to unveil the latest TDT nickname. You guys may or may not pee your pants...

Kilted Rat · April 07, 2006, 03:23:07 PM

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on April 07, 2006, 03:02:46 PM
Easy now Frank...-K to Frank for that low blow.

Fear not Frank, I replenished your karma, mostly to spite TDT, but also because your post was funny and you always have lots of info about Hamm's.

Quote from: finsleft on April 07, 2006, 02:59:51 PM
The acronym for the new strain: TDTSTD

Ironically, we just had an emergency lecture in Med school about TDTSTD as they fear it will spread to Iowa next! As a service to the MIAC and its fans, I have provided the following information from that lecture so that MIAC fans can be on the lookout for this new disease.

TDTSTD stands for:
Toxovirginosus Dipploccoccus Transmited Sexually Through Dudes

Transmission: anus to anus contact, or via Zima-sharing

Symptoms include: large pink rash radiating to your clothes, homosexual tendencies, referring to yourself in the 3rd person, arguing with people in control, complaining about 1st class seats you didn't even pay for, and parasitic tendencies.

Treatment: 1/2 of a 30 pack of Hamm's (half of which should be shotgunned) which must be consumed in a 8 hour period to ensure complete eradication. For optimum recovery, the Hamm's should be consumed while watching "My Name is Earl" or Top Gun.

Keep an eye out for this horrible bug, encourage any and all individuals who display any symptoms to begin treament just in case!

The CDC also recommends that all men over the age of 18 drink 3-6 Hamm's nightly to prophylactically prevent contracting the condition.... and you can't argue with the CDC, its science!

johnnyadmit · April 07, 2006, 04:06:59 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on April 07, 2006, 03:23:07 PM

The CDC also recommends that all men over the age of 18 drink 3-6 Hamm's nightly to prophylactically prevent contracting the condition.... and you can't argue with the CDC, its science!

Doc, Shouldn't that dosage be increased on weekends when the chance of contracting TDTSTD is greater??

Kilted Rat · April 07, 2006, 04:08:15 PM

Good point.

Everyone drink 9-12 Hamm's tonight just to be safe.

tmerton · April 07, 2006, 07:20:03 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on April 06, 2006, 04:29:50 PM
(provided his son comes to SJU)

We're working on it. The weather out here is actually helping. It's been so damn cold and rainy the last couple of month (25 days of rain in March - a new record) that MN doesn't look so bad.

Johnnie Red · April 08, 2006, 12:27:22 PM

TDT, I might be interested in the road trip to Green Bay for the game at Lambeau with the Vikings. One of my running buddies grew up three blocks from Lambeau and his family has four season tickets for the Packers. A few years ago he gave me two tickets for a Vikings game between Christmas and New Year's. I took my son and it was wonderful. I will run it by my Badger son to see if he would be interested in returning for another game. Keep me posted.

Willy Wonka · April 08, 2006, 03:53:53 PM

I just shot at the Red Wing gym in my brand spanking new SJU practice jersey. I was feeling it, even if I look horrible in red.

JR - Any idea if we could put the tickets on your tab for Carver County? I doubt TDT will let us all put it on his mom's credit card...

janesvilleflash · April 08, 2006, 09:13:04 PM

Can't drink Hamms, sorry, substituted 20 Miller High Lifes instead. Supplemented with a few shots. Not the sharpest guy around, but nearing bulletproof at ten after eight. Still no urge to seek male companionship. Am I normal?

johnnyadmit · April 09, 2006, 11:00:28 AM

Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 08, 2006, 09:13:04 PM
Can't drink Hamms, sorry, substituted 20 Miller High Lifes instead. Supplemented with a few shots. Not the sharpest guy around, but nearing bulletproof at ten after eight. Still no urge to seek male companionship. Am I normal?

Yes, even though the qualities your eyes see as attractive become less feminine, we won't yet classify you alongside TDT.

(But when you're watching a moview and you talk about that "hot blonde" who happens to have a flat-top, and a sober guy sees Ivan Drago, you might be TDT.)

Johnnie Red · April 09, 2006, 01:15:18 PM

Willy Wonka, I am sure I could work it out via Carver County. Let's see, I need some real life training in recognizing very intoxicated individuals who have a tendency to get in their cars and drive, who like to grope women without their consent and/or want to attend college in the WIAC. We could probably write off the entire trip courtesy of Carver County.

Speaking of Carver County, how often can you go to a pancake breakfast and smother your cakes with homemade maple syrup? Only at West Union Lutheran Church. Thank God for those Lutherans!

johnnyadmit · April 09, 2006, 01:45:14 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 09, 2006, 01:15:18 PM
Willy Wonka, I am sure I could work it out via Carver County. Let's see, I need some real life training in recognizing very intoxicated individuals who have a tendency to get in their cars and drive, who like to grope women without their consent and/or want to attend college in the WIAC. We could probably write off the entire trip courtesy of Carver County.

Speaking of Carver County, how often can you go to a pancake breakfast and smother your cakes with homemade maple syrup? Only at West Union Lutheran Church. Thank God for those Lutherans!

Bout time we heard something wise out of a Catholic!!

Kilted Rat · April 09, 2006, 02:48:09 PM

Wow, a Lutheran who finally had enough balls to say something to a Catholic almost face to face instead of leaving notes and running away when he had a problem

cobbernation · April 09, 2006, 07:28:51 PM

Nice work with the Dumb and Dumber stuff.

tmerton · April 09, 2006, 07:46:17 PM

Quote from: kiltedrat on April 09, 2006, 02:48:09 PM
Wow, a Lutheran who finally had enough balls to say something to a Catholic almost face to face instead of leaving notes and running away when he had a problem

They have to stay close to home to protect the jello, don't they?

#2 son got a nice email from the lacrosse program; looks like the Johnnies have some good recruits coming in the fall. Nice offseason sport for fb players.