FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Pat Coleman]

Wow, a Lutheran who finally had enough balls to say something to a Catholic almost face to face instead of leaving notes and running away when he had a problem

+k for that one. But just 1K, not 95.

[Kilted Rat]

So you can give -k in large multiples but you can't dish out the +k by the dozen?

What kind of guru are you?

[Pat Coleman]

I could give you a few. But it ain't gonna be 95. I think that would be an indulgence.

[johnnyadmit]

Wow, a Lutheran who finally had enough balls to say something to a Catholic almost face to face instead of leaving notes and running away when he had a problem

They have to stay close to home to protect the jello, don't they? 

#2 son got a nice email from the lacrosse program; looks like the Johnnies have some good recruits coming in the fall.  Nice offseason sport for fb players.

Seems like the good guys are outnumbered here...  Just like the day I moved in at a certain Catholic University 

[tmerton]

Nice work with the Dumb and Dumber stuff.

I still haven't seen it (D&D) - but KR does nice work anyway.

[Johnnie Red]

Speaking of Lutherans and jello, how about making the Gustie-Johnnie game in Collegeville on October 14 the Stiftungsfestivities jello extravaganza? We could have the attendees bring their favorite jello to share. I will check with the powers that be to see if we could get Pope Benedict to make an appearance and offer a prayer of forgiveness for all our Lutheran brethren in attendance.

Tentative schedule to date:

Sept. 9 - River Falls. Buck `Rock n Roll' Novelty Wrestling Stiftungsfestivities.
Oct. 14 - Gusties. We love Lutherans and jello Stiftungsfestivities.

[Warren Thompson]

Speaking of Lutherans and jello ....

My late father-in-law hated the Lutheran church suppers in Madison, South Dakota, because the Jello on his plate always melted and inundated the baked beans. 

[tmerton]

My late father-in-law hated the Lutheran church suppers in Madison, South Dakota, because the Jello on his plate always melted and inundated the baked beans. 

Obviously that church was too cheap to get the three compartment plates.  Dante has a special circle (9.6) for that kind of cheapness.

[DuffMan]

Tmerton, tell #2 son that it will be in the 70's here in MN today.  A guy could get used to this

[Warren Thompson]

My late father-in-law hated the Lutheran church suppers in Madison, South Dakota, because the Jello on his plate always melted and inundated the baked beans. 

Obviously that church was too cheap to get the three compartment plates.  Dante has a special circle (9.6) for that kind of cheapness.

Scandihoovians aren't commonly prodigal with their greenbacks. Many will spend the money for lutefisk (a weapon of mass destruction that the World Court should investigate), but not for the plate they serve it on. 

[Whoa Nelly]

Scandihoovians aren't commonly prodigal with their greenbacks. Many will spend the money for lutefisk (a weapon of mass destruction that the World Court should investigate), but not for the plate they serve it on. 

Lutefisk usually eats through most metals and plastics.  On a related note I heard the trainers at GAC, Olaf, and Cord are replacing the smelling salts in their bags with zip locks full of lutefisk - if a player gets the lights knocked out of him they will simply set a piece of lutefisk directly on his facemask to bring him to.

[Warren Thompson]

Scandihoovians aren't commonly prodigal with their greenbacks. Many will spend the money for lutefisk (a weapon of mass destruction that the World Court should investigate), but not for the plate they serve it on. 

Lutefisk usually eats through most metals and plastics.  On a related note I heard the trainers at GAC, Olaf, and Cord are replacing the smelling salts in their bags with zip locks full of lutefisk - if a player gets the lights knocked out of him they will simply set a piece of lutefisk directly on his facemask to bring him to.

I'm reliably informed that when a skunk confronts a person who has recently consumed lutefisk, said animal will raise a white flag and quickly exit the scene.

[tmerton]

Tmerton, tell #2 son that it will be in the 70's here in MN today.  A guy could get used to this

Are there any Bennies sunning at the beach?  Get a webcam down there.  That would draw his attention.

He doesn't even talk about the weather.  That part doesn't seem to phase him at all. 

[Kilted Rat]

Are there any Bennies sunning at the beach?  Get a webcam down there.  That would draw his attention.

ummm... let's just let the school and the football program speak for themselves... no need for any Bennie webcam... insert comment about SJU lacking a wide angle webcam lens here

[johnnyadmit]

My late father-in-law hated the Lutheran church suppers in Madison, South Dakota, because the Jello on his plate always melted and inundated the baked beans. 

Obviously that church was too cheap to get the three compartment plates.  Dante has a special circle (9.6) for that kind of cheapness.

Scandihoovians aren't commonly prodigal with their greenbacks. Many will spend the money for lutefisk (a weapon of mass destruction that the World Court should investigate), but not for the plate they serve it on. 

I thought the Crusades had ended!!