FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Touchdown Tommy]

KR I trust you'll be at the HyVee...Let me know what the security detail is like.  When Cheney was here in early March it was just rediculous.  Multiple boats protecting bridges and sitting off the beach (he spoke at the Naples Beach Hotel) some with 4 300HP motors on the back as well as at least 1 helicopter following the motorcade from above.  Just think that is only the VP...

Has anyone seen Red Devil?

[Retired Old Rat]

ROR,
Do you feel like driving to Iowa today?

Wesley acres is literally right across the street from my apartment.

This might be worth a visit to inspect. Can't wait to hear what intelligent comments the senile, parkinsonian residents of Wesley Acres come up with.

Here's how I envision it:

Bush: OK, we'll open the floor up for questions now.
Old Fart #1 (OF1): When is dinner?
Bush: umm... I don't know you'll have to ask the staff. Anyone else?
OF2: Have you seen my walker? I ain't seen it in 3 days, the damn staff here steals everything.
Bush: Is that it right behind you?
OF2: Huh, yup it is. Thanks.
Bush: Any questions about policy issues?
OF1: So when is dinner again?
OF3: I think I crapped myself
OF4: I think you did too.
OF5: Mr President, when I was your age, our president was a real man, that FDR was great.

KR,

Thanks for the heads up.  However, I am pretty sure I would not pass the test of loyal Bush supporter to be hand picked randomly selected to participate in this pep rally open forum.

I hope someone asks him to explain the new pharmaceutical company subsidy prescription drug plan.  That's always good for a laugh.

[janesvilleflash]

Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Mortal: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second.

['gro]

The similarities between the MIAC and LL continue...

You Johnnies have a nice love/hate relationship with your Bennies. Hobart college is similar where they are a men's college with a women's school (William Smith) right next door. it's basically the same school.

RPI is coed by definition... but the numbers (75% male) speak for themselves. And that 25% is not much to look at. Fortunately, there's an all girls school right down the hill from campus that helps pad the ratio... but there you gotta watch out for the girls that make every night out "girls night out" if you get my drift.

So...  how far apart are the Johnnies and Bennies? Has anyone done the 8am "walk of shame" through the female side of campus?

[DuffMan]

So...  how far apart are the Johnnies and Bennies? Has anyone done the 8am "walk of shame" through the female side of campus?

The campuses are a couple of miles apart, and there are buses that haul people back and forth all day and into the night.  The "8am walk of shame on the female campus" happens plenty, but it is much more common to see the Bennies slinking around the SJU campus in the morning.  RAs at SJU are mush less strict about that sort of thing.

[Kilted Rat]

For anyone wondering the difference between Stearns County and Iowa

In Iowa he would have been wearing a mesh John Deere hat.

[tmerton]

The campuses are a couple of miles apart

Are you blushing, Duff?  Granted it's no big deal from what I saw to get back and forth, but I'd give Roger Bannister 20 minutes to run it and my money would be safe.

Maybe the distance seems shorter when you're living in St. Joe's anyway.

[Willy Wonka]

Oh, the joys of texting TDT at 1:30am EST and knowing he's cursing me as he throws his phone against the wall to turn it off 

Rumor says fins has offered a fully equipped Arrow for our trip to Green Bay. PS2 - or PS3 by then, assuming they quit pushing it back - and enough porn to hold Frank over for the night should be enough to make the trip a success, with or without Favre to yell at as we freeze our balls off in mid-December.

FYI - I plan on eating Taco John's three times a day for the week leading up to that trip. You've been warned.

[DuffMan]

... not to mention I am a poor graduate student, so it seems highly unlikely

"Ooh, look at me.  I'm a grad student.  I made $600 last year."

[finsleft]

Where was this place when I needed it?

[finsleft]

For anyone wondering the difference between Stearns County and Iowa

In Iowa he would have been wearing a mesh John Deere hat.

I think the guy was just visiting from Kandiyohi County.
Did you notice that he was arrested on "Johnson" Road?

[johnnyadmit]

For anyone wondering the difference between Stearns County and Iowa

In Iowa he would have been wearing a mesh John Deere hat.

I think the guy was just visiting from Kandiyohi County.
Did you notice that he was arrested on "Johnson" Road?

Difference is-when a Kandiyohi county man shows up naked in a woman's bedroom, she winds up screaming his name, not screaming for help...

[DuffMan]

Difference is-when a Kandiyohi county man shows up naked in a woman's bedroom, she winds up screaming his name, not screaming for help...

Keep telling yourself that

[finsleft]

Difference is-when a Kandiyohi county man shows up naked in a woman's bedroom, she winds up screaming his name, not screaming for help...

Keep telling yourself that

Yeah! Get outta here and go back to the Liberty League and post your hangover updates. 

[MongolianWarrior]

... not to mention I am a poor graduate student, so it seems highly unlikely

"Ooh, look at me.  I'm a grad student.  I made $600 last year."

God, I hear that.  My income is coming from betting on NBA games.