FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[frankrickard]

Not on tap...but it's the beer of the house...it's in the can form

[Kilted Rat]

...it's in the can form

Is there any other way?

[janesvilleflash]

my computer set up.

[MongolianWarrior]

Wonka--taco john's may do some damage, but I'm willing to bet Del Taco is worse.  It's the poor man's taco johns/taco bell.  I dont think they have them in MN though.

[johnnyadmit]

In honor of Easter and my Irish heritage-my occasionally daily Catholic Joke
: 

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.

The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

[tmerton]

proof that all the good ideas start in California

I remember hating California when I was growing up in the midwest - surfing, Beach Boys - I detested it all.  And then I moved here.  Thank you, Unlce Sam.  We're a totally dysfunctional state and in 20 years we may have blown up, been swallowed up, or burnt up, and maybe even be speaking Spanish as our primary language, but it'll be one helluva ride.

[tmerton]

In honor of Easter and my Irish heritage-my occasionally daily Catholic Joke
: 

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.

The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

I'll never forget my first trip to Ireland, staying in a bed 'n breakfast in a nice area of Dublin (on the north side near the water).  The first morning I came down to breakfast, which was served at small tables arranged in the formal dining room of the house.  There was a large painting on the wall next to me that I did not notice at first.  Imagine my surprise, then, when I looked up and found myself staring at a portrait of HRM Elizabeth II.  It was enough to put me off my feed all day.  I still wonder how I managed to find the one Prot house in Dublin.

Ah, Ireland - where "film" is a two syllable word, with the "l" pronounced empahtically.

[ritz72]

Got the Brew Equipment out today, going to steralize tomorrow...

Fins, where is there home brew supplies in St. Cloud?

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Got cleared today to have ONE (1) alcoholic drink PER DAY!  (Baby Steps)

So, being not very inquisitive about the resrictions of this ONE drink, I am about 1/2 way through a 24 ounce "CMN Martini"!!!

[Kilted Rat]

Ritz,

Congrats on getting cleared for alcohol! If you're still on coumadin/warfarin, just make damn sure you don't cut yourself since booze is a blood thinner too otherwise you could theoretically bleed out from a severe paper cut.


Happy Easter all!

[wildcat11]

Hey 11,

Can you satisfy my appetite for Johnnie/Wildcat highlights?

hey 11, your videos are boring TDT.  Could you please show some highlight films from the 03 West Region Final or maybe that Johnnies win in McMinnville?

TDT,

You have been bugging me for some Johnnie/Wildcat highlights so I decided to stifle your whining and put up a clip for you. 

TDT's request for SJU/Linfield

...yes and I'm fully aware that SJU won that game the also won the following year at Collegeville. 

[finsleft]

Got the Brew Equipment out today, going to steralize tomorrow...

Fins, where is there home brew supplies in St. Cloud?

Ritz-
Welcome back. If you cut yourself, just slap a pickled herring on it.
Baker's Craft and Hobby has brew supplies. It's in that strip mall with Godfather's Pizza and T.J. Maxx.

Happy Easter to all.

[Kilted Rat]

Hey 11,

Can you satisfy my appetite for Johnnie/Wildcat highlights?

hey 11, your videos are boring TDT.  Could you please show some highlight films from the 03 West Region Final or maybe that Johnnies win in McMinnville?

TDT,

You have been bugging me for some Johnnie/Wildcat highlights so I decided to stifle your whining and put up a clip for you. 

TDT's request for SJU/Linfield

...yes and I'm fully aware that SJU won that game the also won the following year at Collegeville. 

How long did it take you going through the 2 game films to find THE Linfield highlight?

[tmerton]

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
           

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
           

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...
       

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
         

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
           

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
           

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
 

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
           

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
           

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
           

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
           

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
           

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
           

White Zinfandel:  He's gay

[Johnnie Red]

Happy Easter to everyone!

Interesting website to check out: www.deltadickshow.com. I'm just thankful I'm on the good side of Delta Dick.

Heading to the University of South Carolina tomorrow. I'll do my best to get coach Holtz to return to the University of Minnesota and take over the football program.

[jdean]

Happy Easter to everyone!

I'm just thankful I'm on the good side of Delta Dick.

Being on his good side means he only insults you privately?
That is one angry dude.