FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Kilted Rat · April 16, 2006, 05:42:46 PM

Things Gustavus might want to leave out of recruiting mailers

The fact that there's a "state treatment facility" in St. Peter that houses Sex offenders.

finsleft · April 17, 2006, 11:38:23 AM

Today's the first day of spring practice at SJU. Read all about it in yesterday's Daily Planet:
http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060416/SPORTS/104160044/1002

Willy Wonka · April 17, 2006, 11:44:22 AM

Actually, we're looking to attract a few Duke students with such advertisements. They can file for a class-release program

johnnyadmit · April 17, 2006, 01:07:36 PM

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

tmerton · April 17, 2006, 02:07:37 PM

Quote from: finsleft on April 17, 2006, 11:38:23 AM
Today's the first day of spring practice at SJU. Read all about it in yesterday's Daily Planet:
http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060416/SPORTS/104160044/1002

Well I'm screwed now. I was even wrong about this. I suspect this will be grounds for our host to lay into me again.

Speaking of spring practice, #2 son and I were invited down to San Jose State for their spring game on Saturday. I have always liked their new coach, Dick Tomey, and felt he was both a good coach and something of a maverick, in the good sense, for a D1 program. Tomey was the head coach at Hawaii - that school where the coaches wear Aloha shirts and flowers - and then Arizona. We got to meet all the coaches, stand on the sidelines for the game and then tour the facilities (a new weight room and football complex). #2 son liked it a lot, but it didn't seem to change anything for him. It helps him to look at a good D1 football program and still feel good about SJU.

MongolianWarrior · April 17, 2006, 02:28:46 PM

picture of freaky guy who escaped from St. Peter in this article:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_106083312.html

why do these freaks have to have mustaches? they're giving them a bad image, for sure.

football Q:
Do all MIAC teams take advantage of spring ball?

Wonka: you're female siblings married yet? or do I still have a chance?

royalachilles · April 17, 2006, 02:32:11 PM

I know some of the MIAC schools are starting up spring practice today.

finsleft · April 17, 2006, 02:41:07 PM

Had lunch at McDonald's and Ronald was acting really wierd. I could've sworn he was drinking. Turns out, I was right...

tmerton · April 17, 2006, 02:55:24 PM

Quote from: tmerton on April 17, 2006, 02:07:37 PM
Well I'm screwed now. I was even wrong about this. I suspect this will be grounds for our host to lay into me again.

Oh, ouch.

finsleft · April 17, 2006, 06:20:53 PM

So I'm out for a drive this afternoon, and an old lady on a Harley turns into a senior center, right in front of me, nearly causing an accident. I lay on my horn and luckily was able to snap a photo of the old bag and her friends as I drove by...

larger view:
[img=http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9985/oldladybiker4wf.th.jpg]

Kilted Rat · April 17, 2006, 07:28:39 PM

Anyone have plans for May 27th???

Johnnie Red · April 17, 2006, 08:03:24 PM

Coming to you live from Columbia, South Carolina on the campus of the University of South Carolina, home of the Gamecocks!!! Always nice to see that Confederate flag when you drive by the state capitol building. Headed down to the Strom Thurmond rec center this afternoon for a workout. Nice to see the outdoor pool at the center. Some of you younger posters would have appreciated what else could be seen in the pool. Not too many college campuses have outdoor pools for their coeds.

And I should probably mention that this town is blessed with many Baptist churches. Our friends from Bethel would feel right at home.

Taking a class on elder fraud and abuse. This should help me make ROR, Raiderguy, Finsleft and a host of others feel safer at the Stiftungsfestivities this fall. We will start by cutting down on the number of adult beverages being consumed, keep Finsleft away from the rent-a-cops when he arrives with the RV and will always make TDT show us his ID so he doesn't show up claiming to be someone else, as he has been known to do on this board. $:-\$

Kilted Rat · April 17, 2006, 08:16:38 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 17, 2006, 08:03:24 PM
We will start by cutting down on the number of adult beverages being consumed

That's a horrible idea.

DuffMan · April 17, 2006, 08:26:18 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on April 17, 2006, 08:03:24 PM
Not too many college campuses have outdoor pools for their coeds.

Hardin Simmons does. And I agree with KR on his last post.

finsleft · April 17, 2006, 09:08:25 PM

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(Collegeville) - In an historic announcement today on the steps of the Abbey Church, leaders of St. John's University Life Safety and noted alumnus/veteran tailgater Finsleft declared they are joining forces for the upcoming 2006-07 football season.

In exchange for an undisclosed sum, SJU will change the name of its security brigade from "Life Safety" to "Stiftingsfesivities Protection(SP), Sponsored by Finsleft and Hamm's Beer" and provide round-the-clock protection for Finsleft and any tailgaters within 50 yards of the Pace Arrow.

SJU President Dietrich Reinhart said, "This is a moment that rivals the Camp David Accord. We are grateful for the generous donation from Finsleft, and look froward to providing SJU tailgaters the protection they need from forces from both outside and from within."

Finsleft, after polishing off a ceremonial Hamm's, said, "Let's just say there have been some rumblings about curtailing our activities from people we never suspected would ever consider such things. Despite our previously acrimonious relationship, we're confident that this new accord will give us the protection we need."

As part of the deal, Finsleft will have absolute authority over the hiring of all "SP, Sponsored by Finsleft and Hamm's Beer" personnel. "Look for an all-female crew with some new uniforms from Victoria's Secret," Finsleft added as he signed the new pact and sipped yet another Hamm's.

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