FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

This may sound slight exaggerated, but apparently TDT took a real lady out and spent nearly 200 bucks on dinner and drinks for a birthday eve festivities. More believably, he went home empty handed and tried to call OAS...but was too drunk and called the wrong "Adam" in his phone before passing out.

Be sure to pass along your birthday wishes...preferably in the form of a text message as he's sleeping tonight.

Good times.

[Kilted Rat]

Yeah, Proctology, you'll have to "look into" that KR.

No thanks, I've already seen enough uptight @ssholes on trips to St. Thomas.

[finsleft]

Happy Birthday Touchdown Tommy!

[Touchdown Tommy]

My oh my, our good friend Willy is up to his old antics of fabricating more stories about me.  While it is true that I went out on a pre-birthday date the rest of the story is FALSE.  Wonka tried to convince TDT it would be a swell idea to awake/anger/agitate OAS at a very late hour last night which I was obviously too smart for even in a slightly inebriated state.

Birthday Mai Tais and martinis to flow tonite...

[johnnyadmit]

Was this 200 bucks spent on dinner and drinks or on acquiring the female with whom he went on the date?

[MongolianWarrior]

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May I suggest importing Hamms from MN?  Thats only way to get the good looking women that respect a good beer.

Any reactions from Johnnie fans concerning the Brett Elliott poll on the front page?

[finsleft]

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May I suggest importing Hamms from MN?  Thats only way to get the good looking women that respect a good beer.

+K for that! The secret to my success. 8)

Any reactions from Johnnie fans concerning the Brett Elliott poll on the front page?

I'll vote for anything that doesn't involve George Bush. Elliott for President!

[tmerton]

Speaking of football (football? here?), how about SJU scheduling Carroll College before Gags retires so he can coach a game against his old team? 

[tmerton]

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May I suggest importing Hamms from MN?  Thats only way to get the good looking women that respect a good beer.

+K for that! The secret to my success. 8)

I though Eelpout Ale was the secret to your success.  You could make a fortune shipping it to FL.

[Drake Palmer]

Longtime lurker, infrequent football poster, in-season frequent MIAC hoops poster...

Here's a little sumthin for the joke files -

"10 Pints of Guinness"

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."   The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.  "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.  Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

[Kilted Rat]

Here it is, my long awaited POST 2500!!![/color][/size]

I want to first wish TDT a Happy B-day, drink some corona's and Mai Tai's for me and feel free to drop me a 3AM call when you come home from the bar plastered, just make sure you don't come home alone. Little inside hint from your old roommate: Chicks love birthday boys for several reasons:
1.  Everyone will be buying you drinks which you can supply to the ladies.
2.  You're celebrating, chicks like any excuse to celebrate.
3.  You can get the DJ to play their favorite song, what DJ won't play a birthday request?
4.  They know you're out for a good time which will at least be semi-entertaining to them.
5.  No one wants to see a birthday boy go home alone, don't be afraid to pull the sympathy card.
+1k to TDT to give you momentum for the mission of the night. You have the power and you learned from the best, now get out there and use your schwarz!


2nd I would just like to say right know I consider myself the luckiest poster alive to have somehow passed Fins for the karma lead even if it involved being a karma whore and hanging out with my buddies on the LLPP board.


3rd I want to invite all posters to Melvins all summer long to drink, especially when I am there. The in-laws have extra beds for you to crash in if all things go as planned. Drop me a PM or e-mail or call me and I'll let you know when I'll be there.


And with that final post I am now signing off for 36 days of intense board studying. Drop a rat a PM if you're bored/want useless medical info from an unqualified unprofessional/ feel like encouraging a worn down med student. I'll drop in to read, answer PM's, applaud the righteous and smite the wicked as is warranted 


Oh yeah, almost forgot one last thing:

TOMMIES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tmerton]

Here it is, my long awaited POST 2500!!![/color][/size]

And with that final post I am now signing off for 36 days of intense board studying. Drop a rat a PM if you're bored/want useless medical info from an unqualified unprofessional/ feel like encouraging a worn down med student. I'll drop in to read, answer PM's, applaud the righteous and smite the wicked as is warranted 

Yeah, boards - right.  More like a continuous loop of D&D

Well, good luck - just don't end up like all the docs I end up having to deal with.  Avoid THIS.

[johnnyadmit]

-Happy B-day TDT!  (for as much sh*t as we give you, you're a good sport)

-Good luck on those boards KR- drop a line if you need to blow off steam.

-Fellow Posters, don't limit yourself to the occasions when KR is in God's Country-  I'll be here all the time, so anytime you're in town, give me a shout.

[DuffMan]

Today's Johnnie update.  Tmerton, when are we going to see a blurb about #2 son 

Admit, I'm in "God's Country" most weekends of the summer.  I'll let you know next time I'm at Melvin's.

[footballfan413]

Hey  Kiltedrat,
   Just wanted to wish you luck studying for the med boards!  I'm thinking your option of cold turkey from the PP boards is the way to go.  I always wondered how you could spend so much time on here and not fluck out of med school!!     I'll even send you off with +Karma!!! Kick some A*** on those boards.  The world needs more Doc's with a great sense of humor and good social skills, LOL !!