FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Pat Coleman]

Rolling the board to reach 200 is somewhat frowned upon.

[tmerton]

Rolling the board to reach 200 is somewhat frowned upon.

That qualified as "rolling the board"?  I feel so bad. 

But I should compliment you - firm action to delete the offending post, a gentle admonition, and no smite.   Most excellent.

[Pat Coleman]

Sure thing. I'm not inhuman, after all.

[MongolianWarrior]

THIS sure beats ice fishing.  Wonder what the limit is.

I dont know if it beats ice fishing--there doesnt seem to be a lot of Hamms drinking going on.

[tmerton]

THIS sure beats ice fishing.  Wonder what the limit is.

I dont know if it beats ice fishing--there doesnt seem to be a lot of Hamms drinking going on.

I believe Fins was holding the camera - need I say more?

[DuffMan]

Karma power for Tmerton!  Have a boost from me for reaching the 200 level and not even having an affiliation with a MIAC school...yet

[MongolianWarrior]

THIS sure beats ice fishing.  Wonder what the limit is.

I dont know if it beats ice fishing--there doesnt seem to be a lot of Hamms drinking going on.

I believe Fins was holding the camera - need I say more?

well played, tmerton. Well played.

[tmerton]

Karma power for Tmerton!  Have a boost from me for reaching the 200 level and not even having an affiliation with a MIAC school...yet

K+ went all around last night in celebration; no smites neither. 

[janesvilleflash]

While watching a Nascar Race a couple weeks back, my wife and I
were discussing life and death.

I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smartass!

[Johnnie Red]

Update from Chaska, your favorite Minnesota small town!

Chaska detectives are investigating reports of harassing phone calls to a Hutchinson daycare business that originated in Chaska. The employees of the daycare reported a man called and asked to have his diaper changed. Investigation continues. Possible suspect: TDT

A few weeks ago there was an incident in Chaska where a female runner was attacked and bitten by two dachshunds (wiener dogs for those of you in Stearns County), while running on the river trail system near Hwy 41. She sustained puncture wounds, bruising and swelling to her calves. The female owner of the dogs was present when the attack occurred, but did nothing to stop it. She was cited for having unlicensed dogs and letting them run at large. The woman never appeared concerned about the incident.

Last Wednesday, the woman was suddenly very concerned about the dog attack when officers arrested her at her residence. The offender never appeared at her court date and a warrant was issued for her arrest. The woman was incredulous and could not believe officers would arrest someone for dog violations. The officer's response: THIS IS CHASKA!

[janesvilleflash]

The pull the plug joke was hilarious when I was drunk at 8 at nite, but reading it today, not too funny. Sorry.

[tmerton]

The pull the plug joke was hilarious when I was drunk at 8 at nite, but reading it today, not too funny. Sorry.

Don't worry, Flash, I've seen people tell that joke stone sober.  In fact, I think someone on this board told the same joke a while back - though I guess that isn't necessarily the instance I had in mind.

[johnnyadmit]

Little variation on an old classic:



A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,  enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him. 

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, TDT was hauled away by a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing him back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

[MongolianWarrior]

God bless Chaska for entertaining me and reminding me where not to live.

[Johnnie Red]

Then to my utter surprise, as I was going through my files for court this morning, I find out that the woman who was bit by the wiener dogs happened to be a Chaska police officer. Fancy that!

Mongolian Warrior, remember that we do have some other towns here in Carver County that you might want to consider residing in once you move back to Minnesota. Such exotic places like Carver, which is where I live; Norwood Young America, where I grew up and the home of the Stiftungsfest; Hamburg, the hometown of Buck `Rock n Roll' Zumhofe; and East Union, former home of Gustavus. Also some nice townships if you prefer living in the country - Hollywood and San Francisco.