FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Johnnie Red]

Thanks to OAS for putting together the Stiftungsfestivities website. As Dusty would say, it is developing!

More exotic news from the greatest small town in Minnesota, Chaska. Two days ago, the Chaska Police find a woman wandering through town with a bra on and a newspaper wrapped around her waist with nothing else on. Can you say a few too many adult beverages the night before?

Then I find out this morning from my favorite local banker that a young couple was seen yesterday outside his bank in Chaska on a picnic table during the day having sex. A bank officer had to go out and tell them to stop.

I suppose we should be thankful that TDT has not moved here yet.

[tmerton]

Then I find out this morning from my favorite local banker that a young couple was seen yesterday outside his bank in Chaska on a picnic table during the day having sex. A bank officer had to go out and tell them to stop.

Why'd he tell them to stop?    Geesh, I suppose I Am Curious Yellow is banned in Chaska, too, eh?  

[tmerton]

P.S. tmerton...I had a ton of fun at BU...don't let the Johnny faithful brain wash you!

I know - if Lutherans can have fun certainly Baptists can.  Anything's possible.

[sumander]

Then I find out this morning from my favorite local banker that a young couple was seen yesterday outside his bank in Chaska on a picnic table during the day having sex. A bank officer had to go out and tell them to stop.

I can guarantee that at our Bank know one would have "had" to go out and tell them to stop. We would have done rock/paper/scissors to see who "got" to go out and tell them to stop. Probably would have been a real slow walk too!

[finsleft]

Then I find out this morning from my favorite local banker that a young couple was seen yesterday outside his bank in Chaska on a picnic table during the day having sex. A bank officer had to go out and tell them to stop.

I can guarantee that at our Bank know one would have "had" to go out and tell them to stop. We would have done rock/paper/scissors to see who "got" to go out and tell them to stop. Probably would have been a real slow walk too!

Why did they have to stop? He was just trying to make a deposit!
Money is like marriage, you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal?

[Whoa Nelly]

Autopsy Results for Golfers

Joe was teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from the red tees,
directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Mary directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later Joe received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy.

"Joe, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"

"Yes sir," Joe replied, "that's correct."

"Well, Joe, I also found a large bruise on Mary's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"

"Yes sir," Joe said, "That would have been my mulligan."

[Pat Coleman]

In what is a not too subtle dig at Bush's subpoena of their search
records, Google is getting their own nasty dig at 'W' before the gag
orders go into effect.

I don't know how long this will work, but go to http://www.google.com/

and type in the search word: a**hole (the real word, without the asterisks)

Then, don't press "search," but hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button right next to the Search button.

You'll love the result (okay - maybe some of you won't - but there are fewer every day who won't).

That isn't Google's doing as much as people gaming the Googe search algorithm to make it come up. You can find other such items by googling "french military victories" ... or at one point, "waffle" ... and hitting the I'm feeling lucky button.

[finsleft]

Proposal to extend the Stiftungsfestivities this fall to last throughout the whole game, we all get beer bellys...
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

[johnnyadmit]

P.S. tmerton...I had a ton of fun at BU...don't let the Johnny faithful brain wash you!

I know - if Lutherans can have fun certainly Baptists can.  Anything's possible.

Lutherans do have fun- we're the fun-loving version of Catholicism.  No Priests to tell us we're going to hell for anything enjoyable!

[finsleft]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?

[finsleft]

Sorry to have to bring up football here, but you might be interested to read Frank's blog about SJU spring football, ESPN at SJU, and the weather at SJU...
http://miva.sctimes.com/miva/cgi-bin/miva?publicus/blogs.mv+blogid=FRajkowski

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ok, now that Brett Favre has announced he is coming back next season and the Vikes/Packers game on 12-21 at 7pm on national TV (ESPN) is the Packers last home game of the season it is time to get it in gear.  All these factors will create MEGA demand for tix.  Let me know who is interested in making the trip, tailgating, and watching the Vikes monkey stomp the Pack at Lambeau.

So far: Willy Wonka, Frank Rickard, Touchdown Tommy...Tentatives: Johnnie Red, Veek, finsleft, KiltedRat

Questions/comments: Email me privately at your convenience

[DuffMan]

Sorry to have to bring up football here, but you might be interested to read Frank's blog about SJU spring football, ESPN at SJU, and the weather at SJU...
http://miva.sctimes.com/miva/cgi-bin/miva?publicus/blogs.mv+blogid=FRajkowski

Good to know that Frank is keeping himself out of trouble.

[Retired Old Rat]

Proposal to extend the Stiftungsfestivities this fall to last throughout the whole game, we all get beer bellys...
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

I think the "beer belly" is brought to us by the same company that brought us the "Whizonator."

That reminds me, anyone know the status of Ontario Smith?

[janesvilleflash]

Will be spending Fri and Sat in beautiful Rochester Mn. Anyone live around there?