FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[frankrickard]

It goes till 8pm, but i'm sure they'll let us VIP's stay till whenever.  No Hamm's to taste, but when I was there setting up, there was a Hamm's emergency...they were totally out of it.  People were buying it 10 at a time.  They had to get an emergency shipment in today.

[finsleft]

Some alien broke into my office and took a paper crap all over my desk, so I'm trying to clean up the mess.

You've been working this month!  Hope you're still brewing EA (vice IPA) in your spare time.  We'll be looking for some when we bring #2 for the start of summer practice on 8/12.

Haven't had a chance to whip up another batch yet, but hope to get to that soon.
Ritz, how's the Slutty Ale coming?
I'd suggest you others give the homebrew a whirl. It requires a small (<$50) capital outlay to get the few supplies you need for your 1st batch. After that, the kits are +/- $20 for your next batch. It's as easy as baking a cake from a box. You get the satisfaction of drinking your own delicious brew, impress your friends and the chicks really think homebrewers are cool.
September 2nd would be a good time for you to show off your wares.

[finsleft]

It goes till 8pm, but i'm sure they'll let us VIP's stay till whenever.  No Hamm's to taste, but when I was there setting up, there was a Hamm's emergency...they were totally out of it.  People were buying it 10 at a time.  They had to get an emergency shipment in today.

Awesome. The Hamm's groundswell continues.
Did you pre-sell Troy or Rick any kegs today?

[finsleft]

It goes till 8pm, but i'm sure they'll let us VIP's stay till whenever.  No Hamm's to taste, but when I was there setting up, there was a Hamm's emergency...they were totally out of it.  People were buying it 10 at a time.  They had to get an emergency shipment in today.

Oops, I got so excited about the Hamm's emergency and the free stuff tonight that I gave you karma, totally forgetting about my pledge to pass you over in protest of your gay dance avatar.
Change that ****!

[finsleft]

Hey! When I type "****" I expect to see "****".
Who in the hell is doing this **** to me?
Bastard. Bitch.


Just wanted to see how that would look.

[MongolianWarrior]

fins-  It starts at 5pm and it is free beer, free booze and free wine.  Mongo can attest to its awesomeness.

It is quite an event.  It may be the single reason I move back to MN. 

Frank--last year didn't we continue the party in downtown st. cloud?  It seems I'm losing my memory of living there, thanks to activities on and off the job at the press, carpet, dugout, etc.

[finsleft]

fins-  It starts at 5pm and it is free beer, free booze and free wine.  Mongo can attest to its awesomeness.

It is quite an event.  It may be the single reason I move back to MN. 

Frank--last year didn't we continue the party in downtown st. cloud?  It seems I'm losing my memory of living there, thanks to activities on and off the job at the press, carpet, dugout, etc.

It's no Carver County, but we try to have our fun.
I'm trying to fill your shoes here Mongo. Even though some scouts are saying I've lost half a step, it seems that I've out-lasted Frank quite often in recent outings.

['gro]

maybe if you type "earmuffs" before swear words you can type them... **** ****

maybe not.... cock, balls.... ok now you're just celebrating.

[finsleft]

maybe if you type "earmuffs" before swear words you can type them... **** ****

maybe not.... cock, balls.... ok now you're just celebrating.

Whoa, I just typed in a few words and hit "preview" and saw a whole lot of asterisks. I was SHOCKED, however, to see that this system was going to allow me to post the C word. Not that I ever would.

Son of a bitch!

[finsleft]

In case anybody was wondering how I come by my genius-level vocabulary, I went to the same high school as the new 2006 State Class A Knowledge Bowl champions...

St. John's Prep is a State Champion
Posted Thu, Apr 27, 2006 09:31:45 AM

BRAINERD -- A local school has proven to be the cream of the crop, when it comes to Knowledge. Yesterday (Wednesday) St. John's Prep won the Class "A" State Championship at the Knowledge Bowl Competition in Brainerd. Albany and St. Cloud Apollo were also in the state meet.

[tmerton]

As I remember from college days, the standard swear was to say all the bad words as a single expletive phrase: "s*** f*** damn hell"  (Ah, the quaint old days when damn and hell were swear words.)

[(edit) S***!  Can't spell expletive.]

[johnnyadmit]

In the teachers lounge the standard phrase is s*** f*** piss goddamn bitch

[Johnnie Red]

Law and Order, Criminal Intent via Chaska:

Officers found an intoxicated man who was lying on the ground in an alley in downtown Chaska. Nearby were two dogs the man takes for walks, but does not own. Officers knew this, because the man had been cited for not having the dogs on a leash in the past (at least they did not have a history of biting a female Chaska police officer who was out running ). As officers attempted to rouse the man, he mumbled incoherently about just wanting to be left alone so he could sleep. The police assisted the man to his feet. The man had urinated and defecated on himself, and could not stand without assistance. He was placed in a detox facility. When asked what his name was, he mumbled "TDT, TDT." The owner of the dogs could not be located, so they were taken to the animal shelter. The next day, the owner was notified of the incident. The owner was issued a citation for an unlicenced dog.

And here is something you might not want to do. Chaska Police and Fire Department personnel responded to a vehicle fire on James Court. The owner of the vehicle had been cleaning the radiator with starter fluid, when a spark ignited the fluid. The vehicle was fully engulfed in flames when emergency units arrived. The fire was extinguished by Chaska firefighters.

[Retired Old Rat]

Law and Order, Criminal Intent via Chaska:

Officers found an intoxicated man who was lying on the ground in an alley in downtown Chaska. Nearby were two dogs the man takes for walks, but does not own. Officers knew this, because the man had been cited for not having the dogs on a leash in the past (at least they did not have a history of biting a female Chaska police officer who was out running ). As officers attempted to rouse the man, he mumbled incoherently about just wanting to be left alone so he could sleep. The police assisted the man to his feet. The man had urinated and defecated on himself, and could not stand without assistance. He was placed in a detox facility. When asked what his name was, he mumbled "TDT, TDT." The owner of the dogs could not be located, so they were taken to the animal shelter. The next day, the owner was notified of the incident. The owner was issued a citation for an unlicenced dog.

And here is something you might not want to do. Chaska Police and Fire Department personnel responded to a vehicle fire on James Court. The owner of the vehicle had been cleaning the radiator with starter fluid, when a spark ignited the fluid. The vehicle was fully engulfed in flames when emergency units arrived. The fire was extinguished by Chaska firefighters.

JR,

Just wondering if you have any assistants who like the assistants on Law and Order?

p.s.  I think Jack McCoy bears a striking resemblance to you.

[Whoa Nelly]

An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, I think that's a strange question from somebody whose Wiener is on his face."

Ba-da-da ching...