FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f*** off.

[tmerton]

Now that Gags is headed into the College Football HOF, anyone think someone will do a better bobblehead than this one?

[Veek]

Tmerton - while Gags' bobblehead isn't the most accurate depiction of John I'm glad to know that the four I own are now worth $140!

Fins - I'm up for golfing anytime, keep me posted.

Frank - glad to hear you tied one on last night.  It's good to know I wasn't alone.

[Willy Wonka]

I can take a 4-some golfing for free with carts (booze not included) down at Mount Frontenac (just south of Red Wing) whenever I want. I might be able to swing that into a discount group rate, if people are interested. I'm planning to take a few friends out over the coming days, so I'll ask around to see what they say. I'm sure the Indians would love to steal our money at Treasure Island afterwards to, especially if we rolled up in the Arrow.

TDT is not invited though, after that BS trade he pulled on Mongo — who is still invited — in our fantasy baseball league. I can hate greed, but I can't hate lovable ignorance.

[DuffMan]

Now that Gags is headed into the College Football HOF, anyone think someone will do a better bobblehead than this one?

I've got mine sitting right next to my computer at work

[finsleft]

Now that Gags is headed into the College Football HOF, anyone think someone will do a better bobblehead than this one?

Just put a frumpy old dirty reddish parka on that doll instead of that clean red windbreaker. Then everybody would be saying it looks just like him.

[tmerton]

This is almost as bad as when Kevin Bacon lived in a town that didn't allow dancing...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/17/unmarried.ap/index.html

Where are the lawyers when you need them?

[tmerton]

Tmerton - while Gags' bobblehead isn't the most accurate depiction of John I'm glad to know that the four I own are now worth $140!

Four?  You must like baseball (or was it a SGA at something other than a Twins' game?)  Here's the one I picked up - nice and heavy, so I can use it for self-defense as well.  Not sure I can see paying $40 to get a plastic bobblehead with "Pepsi" on it, even if it is the new CFHOF coach.   Especially since I found it was going for $7.95 a year or two ago (google is wonderful).   

Made my daily karma rounds for the page this morning, so you should all be feeling good, but someone is keeping me humble.

[tmerton]

Wait a minute - why isn't SJU on this tour schedule? 

The show ... smashes traditional stereotypes and moves beyond "positive" and "negative" into a fuller articulation of the complicated ways sex workers experience their jobs and their lives.

Heck, not even any Cheese schools on the list.  Maybe with Laker gone ...   

[Johnnie Red]

Law and Order, Criminal Intent, Chaska's Police money is well spent.

A woman was upset with a man she recently dated, after she observed him with another woman at his home. She confronted them and called the woman "ugly." She then walked away from the residence. While doing so, she keyed the woman's parked vehicle. Police were called and they located the offender walking in the area. She was intoxicated. A breath test indicated a .169 AC. She was arrested and charged with criminal damage to property.

Officers responded to the area of Hwy 41 and 5th Street for a hit and run accident, at approximately 4:30 p.m. A woman reported a vehicle had driven into traffic on Hwy 41 from 5th Street and struck her vehicle. The offending male driver drove away from the scene without stopping. Numerous witnesses provided officers with the offending vehicle's license plate number. The vehicle was located at the owner's residence. It was parked and unoccupied. The male offender was not present. His wife let officers into the residence. The man was located on a second floor outdoor balcony. The man, who was wearing pants and a golf shirt, was lying face down on the balcony. He told police he was not hiding from them and he was just tanning on the outside balcony. He denied driving a vehicle or having any knowledge of an accident. He was intoxicated and was arrested for DWI. A breath test indicated a .20 BAC. He was also charged with leaving the scene of a property damage accident. The man later admitted to causing the accident. He had been drinking at a bar since 9:00 a.m., prior to the accident.

And now on to more positive things in Chaska. We had coach Gagliardi speak at our Rotary Club this morning at Hazeltine National Golf Course. As always, he did a wonderful job and had the crowd roaring with laughter.

[MongolianWarrior]

I can take a 4-some golfing for free with carts (booze not included) down at Mount Frontenac (just south of Red Wing) whenever I want.
TDT is not invited though, after that BS trade he pulled on Mongo — who is still invited — in our fantasy baseball league. I can hate greed, but I can't hate lovable ignorance.

I'm always in for golf--I'm going to hold you to this when I get back to MN.  But "lovable ignorance"? My moves have moved me up to second to last place!!!

ps, is your sister going to be the beer cart girl?

[finsleft]

A woman was upset with a man she recently dated, after she observed him with another woman at his home. She confronted them and called the woman "ugly." She then walked away from the residence. While doing so, she keyed the woman's parked vehicle. Police were called and they located the offender walking in the area. She was intoxicated. A breath test indicated a .169 AC. She was arrested and charged with criminal damage to property.

Yeah, but today she's sober and the other woman is still ugly!

[tmerton]

A woman was upset with a man she recently dated, after she observed him with another woman at his home. She confronted them and called the woman "ugly." She then walked away from the residence. While doing so, she keyed the woman's parked vehicle. Police were called and they located the offender walking in the area. She was intoxicated. A breath test indicated a .169 AC. She was arrested and charged with criminal damage to property.

Yeah, but today she's sober and the other woman is still ugly!

Reminds me of one of my favorite bumper stickers:

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet[/i]

[finsleft]

What gets found first? Twins pitching or Jimmy Hoffa's body?

But how can you not want to cheer for a guy named Boof?

[frankrickard]

I just cracked open a Hamm's Golden Draft...it's pretty good stuff.