FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.  There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."

"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some.  Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady.  "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium.  Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!  So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone
sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.  "OK, good luck!  By the way, what's
in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up...."

[johnnie_esq]

Love the new avatar tmerton.  Good choice.

[finsleft]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.  There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."
"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some.  Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady.  "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium.  Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!  So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone
sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.  "OK, good luck!  By the way, what's
in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up...."

Glad she doesn't live in the double-wide, double-tall!

[DuffMan]

Excellent picture   What is she, 15 years old?

I'm getting awfully close to that 2000 post mark.  Hope I get something special

[tmerton]

Excellent picture   What is she, 15 years old?

I don't know, Duff.  I figured you could tell us.

[DuffMan]

You know what they say, "if there's grass on the field..."

I apologize in advance for posting that, but it fit.

[tmerton]

Coming soon to a stadium near you ... this may be lacrosse but it's still a good hit.  It's highlight #3.

[Retired Old Rat]

Welcome to the First Annual Duff Look-Alike Contest.  Cast your vote now for 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5.  Please describe in what way your selection most resembles Duff.

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I can only recongize Duffman when he has a can of beer in front of his face for shotgunning purposes.

I'll try and post a picture of that when I get home.

[DuffMan]

I can only recongize Duffman when he has a can of beer in front of his face for shotgunning purposes.

Me???

Oooh, my next post is the big one...

[finsleft]

As long as we're posting pictures, I thought I'd post this shot of the St. Thomas grad on "Take Your Child to Work" day.

[onearmedscot]

Kessler's Speech Video

oAs.

[frankrickard]

None of the pictures show Duffman flat on his back after getting his ass kicked on a trap play so I wouldn't be able to pick him out of that lineup.

Tasted some Old Johnnie Ale today...not too bad...it's still got that Gluek taste to it though.

I'm quickly becoming a big fan of the Sierra Nevada family of beers.

PBR me ASAP

[tmerton]

This 2000th post better be awfully good, Duff.  We're waiting.   

[BDB]

Anxiously awaiting DuffMan 2000.

[johnnyadmit]

Girls on birth control may be selfish, but we Lutherans are allowed to be outwardly thankful for the pill! 

Come on Duff- make her big!