FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

Admit, I almost made it to Melvin's this weekend, but we never had anyone sober enough for the drive in.  Lot's of ice cold (and warm) bevvies were consumed on the pontoon, though.

[BDB]

Pick up a sunburn along the way, Duff?

[DuffMan]

Pick up a sunburn along the way, Duff?

Nope, I'm pretty faithful with the sunscreen.  I'm a blond-haired, fair-skinned boy
Check out the piggy that Duffman's spear found this weekend:

[finsleft]

Pick up a sunburn along the way, Duff?

Nope, I'm pretty faithful with the sunscreen.  I'm a blond-haired, fair-skinned boy
Check out the piggy that Duffman's spear found this weekend:

Wow, Duff! That's a pretty nice crappie!

I expect that hog will be smoked and served at the 1st game.

[BDB]

Pick up a sunburn along the way, Duff?

Nope, I'm pretty faithful with the sunscreen.  I'm a blond-haired, fair-skinned boy
Check out the piggy that Duffman's spear found this weekend:

Man, that thing IS a hog!

Did you weigh the beast?

[DuffMan]

30 pounds.  She's become fertilizer now.

[BDB]

30 pounds.  She's become fertilizer now.

Not much else you can do with a rough fish like that.

Even a case of Hamm's wouldn't make that thing edible.

Lucky you got it with a spear, because the Duffman would have had his hands full with the old hook and line.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Duffman,

Is that an Eelpout?  Let's get some info on this.  Lake, time of day, level of inebriation, etc.

[Willy Wonka]

Golf outing being organized by Willy Wonka and myself for early July.  I will be sending out an email later today.  Drop me an email or PM if you would like to be included.

Happy Memorial Day Weekend. 

Just curious, but did anyone else receive this promised email from TDT on Friday? I know I didn't. I guess his definition of "today" is a little sketchy...

[Touchdown Tommy]

Conspicuously absent from Stiftungsfestivities.com is Dusty SJU, Veek, finsleft, Johnnie Irish, Wooderson, SJU56321, Carbo, Mongolian Warrior, Frank Rickard, Red Hot Bennie, SJU Section 105, and Touchdown Tommy.  I know pics of these folks exist.  And school/fav bevy should be obvious to such a regular attendee as OAS...

[Touchdown Tommy]

Wonka,

You weren't on the list.  Sorry if you want to be included you are welcome to serve Veek Leinie's Red or caddy for me.

[DuffMan]

Duffman,

Is that an Eelpout?  Let's get some info on this.  Lake, time of day, level of inebriation, etc.

Games Lake, 10:30 am, stone-cold sober at the time.  And no, it's no eelpout.

[janesvilleflash]

There is no good reason to be sober at 10:30 am.

[BDB]

Duffman,

Is that an Eelpout? 

Believe it or not, TDT, that carp that Duffman is holding looks like the lovely Lisa (eyes left) compared to an eelpout.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Interesting note BDB.  It's been a while since I have caught a carp or eelpout.  Used to snag a carp once in a while on the Mississippi River.  Just a nasty, disgusting fish.  Only caught 1 eelpout in my life and it was on Mille Lacs Lake while I was obviously looking for walleye.

FYI: I was planning on being in the bleachers last night and tonite in an attempt to catch Barry Bonds #715 in Miami, but that was rudely spoiled on Sunday afternoon in San Fran.  Damn him, as I was gonna buy hamm's for the Stiftungsfestivities in perpetuity with the sale of the ball.  Glad I wasn't one of the 557 people arrested on South Beach this weekend.  Rumor is that they are sneakier than the average SJU rent-a-cop...