FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

RIP Earthquake...I'll toast a Hamm's to his memory.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2475805

Who could ever forget the devastating force that occured when Typhoon and Earthquake combined to become the "Natural Disasters?




I believe that was the year Congress banned the making of Spandex/Lycra containing materials in sizes larger than XXL.

[Whoa Nelly]

Who could ever forget the devastating force that occured when Typhoon and Earthquake combined to become the "Natural Disasters?

I'd like to forget.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the Typhoon character Tugboat gone bad?

[DuffMan]

I believe that was the year Congress banned the making of Spandex/Lycra containing materials in sizes larger than XXL.

You must have never seen Jim Mulrooney in football pants.

[BDB]

BDB is cranked up!

Just got the call I have been waiting for.

The second attempted murder trial that I was supposed to be a witness at on Monday-Tuesday has been settled. 

Almost had to spend 4 days sitting around to give a minutes worth of testimony in 2 trials.(the first trial would've been yesterday and today)

These 2 supoena's are hitting the recycle bin!  8)

[finsleft]

BDB is cranked up!

Just got the call I have been waiting for.

The second attempted murder trial that I was supposed to be a witness at on Monday-Tuesday has been settled. 

Almost had to spend 4 days sitting around to give a minutes worth of testimony in 2 trials.(the first trial would've been yesterday and today)

These 2 supoena's are hitting the recycle bin!  8)

Congrats BDB!
I really don't have anything else to say. Just wanted to show off my new avatar. Can you read it?

[BDB]

BDB is cranked up!

Just got the call I have been waiting for.

The second attempted murder trial that I was supposed to be a witness at on Monday-Tuesday has been settled. 

Almost had to spend 4 days sitting around to give a minutes worth of testimony in 2 trials.(the first trial would've been yesterday and today)

These 2 supoena's are hitting the recycle bin!  8)

Congrats BDB!
I really don't have anything else to say. Just wanted to show off my new avatar. Can you read it?

Thanks Fins.

No, I can't read it but I know what it says from LLPP.

I really liked the pic you posted there of the 3 dead guys looking for their virgins, you ought to stick it up here.

[finsleft]

BDB is cranked up!

Just got the call I have been waiting for.

The second attempted murder trial that I was supposed to be a witness at on Monday-Tuesday has been settled. 

Almost had to spend 4 days sitting around to give a minutes worth of testimony in 2 trials.(the first trial would've been yesterday and today)

These 2 supoena's are hitting the recycle bin!  8)

Congrats BDB!
I really don't have anything else to say. Just wanted to show off my new avatar. Can you read it?

Thanks Fins.

No, I can't read it but I know what it says from LLPP.

I really liked the pic you posted there of the 3 dead guys looking for their virgins, you ought to stick it up here.

This one?
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[BDB]

That's the one! 

Any action this weekend for the Scheels baseball squad?

[finsleft]

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Dammit, why can't I get the image up? No, we had a game last night, now it's tues/thurs for the rest of the summer. How about your squad?

[BDB]

Yeah, I see you've been trying. Everyone can just click on it though and it works fine.

My squad is way younger than yours. 7-9 year olds, Little League through Park and Rec.

The challenge of coaching these kids is the wide difference of skill levels.

A kid like mine can hit 35-40 mph pitches and plays the field correctly. Then you got some where the only time they ever put on a glove or pick up a bat is at practice.

Anyway, our first game is a week from Monday, it's all been practices so far.

[Buckman]

I personally liked this one from the KQ website.

[finsleft]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working  under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story  of a  Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the  parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the  car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of  male legs protruding from under the chassis.  Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private  parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the  embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she  looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[tmerton]

I hope you're working on a stash of eelpout ale for the season - starting Aug. 11 when we stop in to let off #2 son for his indoctrination into gnats and Johnnie fb. 

[BDB]

So, SamWill47 calls me Friday afternoon in a panic.

"BDB, I am stuck on I-94 near Menomonie and we are barely moving. Tell me how to get around it."

Seems SamWill47 was on a "quick trip" to Eau Claire and found himself in the road construction.

"Take the HWY 12 exit and it will run through town and meet back up with I-94 past the construction."

"I passed that exit 500 feet ago."

"SamWill, you are screwed."

I implore any of our fine souls do not attempt to take I-94 east bound into the 6-8 mile stretch of road construction near Menomonie on Friday afternoons/early evening. It's a parking lot that will drive you insane.

As far as SamWill47's outcome, I think he aborted his "quick trip" and u-turned via an emergency turnaround.

If so, he may be calling one of you fine SJU attorney's. 

[tmerton]

Are there any boxing gyms or programs close to SJU?  St. Cloud perhaps?  #2 son is interested in some off season boxing work, probably because his older brother boxed in the Bengal Bouts at ND.  Speaking of which, here's an interesting video of ND's Tommy Zibikowski boxing at Madison Square Garden over this past weekend (he knocked out his opponent in 52 seconds).