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[DuffMan]

St. Cloud Area Golden Gloves Boxing, Inc.   (320) 255-1269
St. Cloud Boxing & Wrestling Clubs   (320) 654-0202

[Kilted Rat]

Not sure about boxing clubs, I would be willing to wager St Cloud has one somewhere.

There are multiple opportunities to use boxing on campus, Mary 1 held the 1st annual Mary Fairy Boxing Bonanza during the 1999-2000 school year, I believe Duffman came in 3rd.

Additionally, your son could drive to Trobec's Bar in St Stephen and play 10 consecutive Britney Spears songs on the Jukebox if he wants some brawls with a few super heavyweights.

If he prefers a match more his size, go to the Stiftungfestivities pre-game, find the tall skinny drink of water who drives the RV and proclaim that ice-fishing is for pansies, Real men don't drink Hamm's, and that his moustache makes him look like the lead singer from Queen. 

[DuffMan]

There are multiple opportunities to use boxing on campus, Mary 1 held the 1st annual Mary Fairy Boxing Bonanza during the 1999-2000 school year, I believe Duffman came in 3rd.

Additionally, your son could drive to Trobec's Bar in St Stephen and play 10 consecutive Britney Spears songs on the Jukebox if he wants some brawls with a few super heavyweights.

Actually, I was there to witness the boxing on Mary 1, but I did not participate.

Trobec's, eh?  I'd tell son #2 to keep away from St. Stephen in general.  Too much time spent there is not good.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Speaking of fairies...U.S.A. soccer in t-1 hour.  The rumor is that Willy Wonka is lounging around in his undies with the Madden controller in one hand and an O'Doul's in the other chanting like a soccer hooligan.

PS-KR and Duffman wasn't Birthday Boy Bellair a gigantic soccer fan?

[tmerton]

St. Cloud Area Golden Gloves Boxing, Inc.   (320) 255-1269
St. Cloud Boxing & Wrestling Clubs   (320) 654-0202

I'll pass on the info - and tell him to stay away from St. Stephens.  Thanks.

Interesting that someone thought my post was worth a smite.  The silliness of this knows no bounds.

[finsleft]

If he prefers a match more his size, go to the Stiftungfestivities pre-game, find the tall skinny drink of water who drives the RV and proclaim that ice-fishing is for pansies, Real men don't drink Hamm's, and that his moustache makes him look like the lead singer from Queen. 

I don't have a moustache, and it's been quite a while since I've been called "skinny". And if I don't have any better luck than I had on Saturday getting the RV started, I'll be driving a suburban. 

[Kilted Rat]

Actually, I was there to witness the boxing on Mary 1, but I did not participate.

Trobec's, eh?  I'd tell son #2 to keep away from St. Stephen in general.  Too much time spent there is not good.

Good point. We drove out to Trobec's one random Weds night senior year, never seen so many pairs of overalls in one bar and so few women weighing less than TDT.

Did Wooderson participate?

Speaking of fairies...U.S.A. soccer in t-1 hour.  The rumor is that Willy Wonka is lounging around in his undies with the Madden controller in one hand and an O'Doul's in the other chanting like a soccer hooligan.

PS-KR and Duffman wasn't Birthday Boy Bellair a gigantic soccer fan?

I do believe the Fresh Prince was in fact a soccer fan. Unfortunately he was not a fan of soap, deodorant, toothpaste or drinking his own beer.


True story from the book of Bernie Hall 2001-2002 according to KR and TDT:

Chapter 1:
¹TDT had just left the illustrious loft penthouse of Bernie 406 to head back to his Parent's Palace on the Mighty Mississip to fetch supplies (beer) and various other necessities (Snap-on Power tools because we were too damn lazy to hand turn screws in the 98 degree heat).

²KR is sitting on the couch sweating his balls off listening to KCLD 104.7 play the same damn Christina Aguilera song 4 times an hour when in walks the Texican Mexican from across the hall.

³ Then Guy says, "Hey, wanna have a beer?"

⁴ KR replies, "Sure, I'd love one." Assuming the Birthday Boy was going to be providing the beer.

⁵ Bellair procedes to open KR and TDT's 72 can fridge and grabs 2 beers, opens them both, hands one to KR and starts engulfing the other.

⁶ KR stares in shock at that which has occurred and upon TDT's return, a "No Texans Allowed" rule is established for the Penthouse.


The word of the Beer,
Thanks be to Hamm's.

[tmerton]

True story from the book of Bernie Hall 2001-2002 according to KR and TDT:

Chapter 1:
¹TDT had just left the illustrious loft penthouse of Bernie 406 to head back to his Parent's Palace on the Mighty Mississip to fetch supplies (beer) and various other necessities (Snap-on Power tools because we were too damn lazy to hand turn screws in the 98 degree heat).

²KR is sitting on the couch sweating his balls off listening to KCLD 104.7 play the same damn Christina Aguilera song 4 times an hour when in walks the Texican Mexican from across the hall.

³ Then Guy says, "Hey, wanna have a beer?"

⁴ KR replies, "Sure, I'd love one." Assuming the Birthday Boy was going to be providing the beer.

⁵ Bellair procedes to open KR and TDT's 72 can fridge and grabs 2 beers, opens them both, hands one to KR and starts engulfing the other.

⁶ KR stares in shock at that which has occurred and upon TDT's return, a "No Texans Allowed" rule is established for the Penthouse.


The word of the Beer,
Thanks be to Hamm's.

Speakig of TX and beer, when I was in grad school in Austin one of the local markets had a sale on Budweiser - $1/six pack (yes - this was a long time ago).  We bought $100 worth of beer that day.  Needless to say we had a lot of visitors at our house that semester.

[Kilted Rat]

If he prefers a match more his size, go to the Stiftungfestivities pre-game, find the tall skinny drink of water who drives the RV and proclaim that ice-fishing is for pansies, Real men don't drink Hamm's, and that his moustache makes him look like the lead singer from Queen. 

I don't have a moustache, and it's been quite a while since I've been called "skinny". And if I don't have any better luck than I had on Saturday getting the RV started, I'll be driving a suburban. 

I was guessing on your appearance, since I haven't had the pleasure yet of drinking your Kool-aid in person. You really need to start doing away games as well.



$1 a 6-pack? At least there was 1 good thing to come out of texas!

[Kilted Rat]

Tmerton, is this your weekend gig?

[tmerton]

First Duff, now this.  That guy might be worth a smite.  Plus it looks like he's local.  Good grief - I should just go home now and hide.

[Buckman]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was  going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white  shorts.

What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

[finsleft]

If he prefers a match more his size, go to the Stiftungfestivities pre-game, find the tall skinny drink of water who drives the RV and proclaim that ice-fishing is for pansies, Real men don't drink Hamm's, and that his moustache makes him look like the lead singer from Queen. 

I don't have a moustache, and it's been quite a while since I've been called "skinny". And if I don't have any better luck than I had on Saturday getting the RV started, I'll be driving a suburban. 

I was guessing on your appearance, since I haven't had the pleasure yet of drinking your Kool-aid in person. You really need to start doing away games as well.



$1 a 6-pack? At least there was 1 good thing to come out of texas!

Since you're spending so much time lurking in the neighboring county this summer, why don't you head east and practice your surgery on the RV starter. Then we'll take a road trip into darker Stearns, starting with Trobec's in St. Stupid.

Bud at $1 a 6-pack? Still overpriced!

TDT-
How's Alberto treating you? That might take care of your mice problem.

[Kilted Rat]

I'll have to try to make it up. Maybe I can grab Duff and Admit and we can make a roadtrip of it!

As far as surgery skills go, if you have a pig's foot you need sutured, I can do that, but thats the extent of it.

[Touchdown Tommy]

finsleft: Alberto is actually a good thing.  Rain was desparately needed and we have gotten plenty of it.  No mice for a few days again.  Total count is up to 8.  Also, i suggest you exchange legal services with St. Cloud's finest mechanics to get that Pace Arrow in tiptop form.  It has plenty of road trips besides out to Cville this season...

KR-How many chapters are there in that book?  Makes me nervous...