FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

We left about the time your establishments would have been closing

[finsleft]

It seems all the crazies from Chaska have been spending their time at the Metrodome getting drunk, then tackled by batboys. What's with these Chaska kids, JR? Bikinis at graduation, disorderly conduct at a sporting event...I think they should all be sent to Bethel to get them on the straight and narrow.

Duff- careful with your shiny shoes this weekend!

[frankrickard]

Frank, I took the over. What's the count so I can collect?

I believe the total ended up being approximately 24...

[Kilted Rat]

I think we're missing a major point about this whole bat"boy" ordeal.

The bat"boy" is 25 freakin years old!


KR: "What's the best part about being a 25 year old batboy?"

Batman: "Probably being older than Boof, Liriano, Mauer, Crain, and Kubel. Buying beer for Mauer until he was 21 was a real rush."

KR: "What are your plans once you move on from being a batboy and enter the real world like most 25 year olds have done?"

BM: "I'm thinking I'm gonna stick around here as long as I can. If this doesn't pan out, I guess I could always open up a Lemonade stand in my parents front yard."

KR: "You don't still live at home do you?"

BM: "Yeah, I thought all 25 year olds did."

KR: "Umm... no."

[finsleft]

Frank, I took the over. What's the count so I can collect?

I believe the total ended up being approximately 24...

Sweet. Cha-ching!

[finsleft]

I think we're missing a major point about this whole bat"boy" ordeal.

The bat"boy" is 25 freakin years old!


KR: "What's the best part about being a 25 year old batboy?"

Batman: "Probably being older than Boof, Liriano, Mauer, Crain, and Kubel. Buying beer for Mauer until he was 21 was a real rush."

KR: "What are your plans once you move on from being a batboy and enter the real world like most 25 year olds have done?"

BM: "I'm thinking I'm gonna stick around here as long as I can. If this doesn't pan out, I guess I could always open up a Lemonade stand in my parents front yard."

KR: "You don't still live at home do you?"

BM: "Yeah, I thought all 25 year olds did."

KR: "Umm... no."

Oh I dunno, KR. He's a college student finishing his marketing degree. It's not too uncommon for students to take 7 years to get the degree, live at home, work part or full time, etc. given the costs these days plus all the cuts to aid. I think that would be a sweet summer job for a kid that age in that situation.
And while the Metrodome rentacops were looking like Keystone Kops out there, here's a kid that took charge and made a tackle that would've made Gags proud, nailing a drunk punk from Chaska.
What's not to like about that story?

[frankrickard]

It would have been better if after he tackled him, somebody from the red sox dugout threw the batboy a Hamm's, the batboy proceeded to shotgun that Hamm's and then threw the empty can at the guy he had tackled.

[johnnyadmit]

It would have been better if after he tackled him, somebody from the red sox dugout threw the batboy a Hamm's, the batboy proceeded to shotgun that Hamm's and then threw the empty can at the guy he had tackled.

Cause Stone Cold said so...

[tmerton]

78 days 'til football[/size][/color]

[BDB]

Duff, remember fin's suggestion on those shiny shoes.

You can look up the gal's dresses with 'em. 

Hope they are not too tight.

[Willy Wonka]

Speaking of Carver County....I forgot to mention my time spent there a few weeks back. At a friends bachelor party, we played a bit of home run derby while high school playoffs we taking place at an adjacent field. A few cars were pegged, but Wonka and his friends scooted away from the Victorian authorities -- if any were called -- before they could get in troubs after old ladies yelled at us.

Later that night, Floyd's was hit for about 6 hours of shinanigans. On the way home, said bachelor proceded to strip naked for the 45 minute walk. Five others joined him in a strange display of unity. Meanwhile, Wonka was fighting with another member of the party, dishing out a bruised face and forcing a badly sprained ankle. I'm sure we looked a little bit like German and Poland fans before their soccer game a few days back, perhaps with a little less clothing, but there were no arrests made.

Duff - You'd do well to heed the warning found in there before our wrestling match this fall.

Frank and Mongo - Any chance you guys could swing down for golf on the afternoon of June 29? TDT will be joining me for a free round with carts. I'll expect supper to be paid for afterwards, but we're free to hit an establishment and watch the Twinks after that.

[BDB]

Oh, that's right. Duff said the ushers get to wear their own suits.

Well, so much for the shiny shoe bonus feature.

[Kilted Rat]

Oh, that's right. Duff said the ushers get to wear their own suits.

Well, so much for the shiny shoe bonus feature.

I have a pair of size 13 black Navy regulation shoes that I spent countless hours at basic last summer shining Duff could borrow.
The shine on these SOB's are so solid, I've used them to shave (I really wish I was kidding about that last part, but when 100+ guys have to be shaved and ready to run at 0500, you get desperate.

[finsleft]

One last appointment (who the F wants to come and see me on Friday afternoon, dammit?) then it's happy hour!
Here's a Hamm's toast, complete with karma, to you all. Have a safe and Hamm's-filled weekend.

[frankrickard]

Just got back from Nacho Libre...it's damn funny stuff.  If you like Napolean Dynamite and Jack Black, you're in for a treat.  I just cracked open drink number one...it's five o clock somewhere