FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[piperinsider]

It's been a while for me on here. Good seeing you two Fridays ago Johnnie Red. Maybe I'll run into you at the Lions All-Star games next weekend if you're around. Hutch has a nice left-hander that is playing.

PI has moved from Renville County to Hutch to be the sports editor. Its a nice job. Doesnt have the perks that Willy Wonka has at the golf courses in Red Wing. Happy to be a bit closer to the Cities. It's just a quick jaunt up Highway 15 to have a few red cups.

Hope everyone is doing well.

[johnnyadmit]

Oh, that's right. Duff said the ushers get to wear their own suits.

Well, so much for the shiny shoe bonus feature.

I have a pair of size 13 black Navy regulation shoes that I spent countless hours at basic last summer shining Duff could borrow.
The shine on these SOB's are so solid, I've used them to shave (I really wish I was kidding about that last part, but when 100+ guys have to be shaved and ready to run at 0500, you get desperate.

A little guy like you has size 13's??

[Kilted Rat]

I have a pair of size 13 black Navy regulation shoes that I spent countless hours at basic last summer shining Duff could borrow.
The shine on these SOB's are so solid, I've used them to shave (I really wish I was kidding about that last part, but when 100+ guys have to be shaved and ready to run at 0500, you get desperate.

A little guy like you has size 13's??

Crazy, huh?
Damn pediatrician told me I'd grow into 'em. I'm 23 and still waiting to clear 6'.

[ritz72]

TDT---

Been so close...could see the little varmits jumping about!!!!

[Willy Wonka]

Wooderson - I spoke with a skinny southpaw tonight who had a very simple message for you: Don't mess with Frederixon.

Oh, and tell your fatty cleanup hitter I hate Jose Reyes.

PS - You should have told me you were coming to the Wing. You could have golfed with Big Riegs and I Saturday morning. Oh well, next time.

13 hours until the USA strikes back!!

[Kilted Rat]

1:39 AM + many beers + many margaritas + many friends buying beer at the bar= drunk KR and Mrs KR.

Time to take advantage of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Johnnie Red]

finsleft, the lad from Chaska who went onto the Twins' field (the other one was from Chanhassen) played football with my Badger son. Some of you may have seen the story on Channel 5 this week about these two guys and the incidents surrounding the last day of the school year at Chaska. There was a massive food fight in the school and then there were a bunch of books stolen and set on fire. And here I am getting to spend my day at the office working on a brief for another Chaska kid, that being the lad who went into his parents' home with another Chaska buddy last January 15 and watched his buddy shotgun his mother to death. Finsleft, maybe it is time to encourage Bethel to open a campus in Chaska to help deal with all these crazies. I suppose another option would be to send them all to Crown College, which is located in Carver County.

Piperinsider, great to see you at the State track meet a few weeks ago. I don't think I will be around for the Lion's All-Star baseball tourney this coming week in Chaska since I will be heading up to Longville Friday morning for the 35th reunion of the Fahey's cabin/Glencoe boys party.

I would have to assume that Johnnie Esq. is happy today given St. Anthony's pounding of Paynesville in the Class 2A baseball championship yesterday. I was at the Sleepy Eye-St. Mary's vs. Bertha Hewitt game for the Class 1A championship in Jordan. The game was called at the top of the seventh inning because of the storm. Once the announcement was made that the game was over, the players from Sleepy Eye all ran out of the dugout towards the outfield. Once they hit the outfield, they all dove onto the grass, which was extremely wet and muddy from the storm. That was a first for me. Have to love those small town baseball teams.

Willy Wonka, glad to hear you had a good time in Victoria. I may be heading to Floyd's tonight myself for their summer party.

[Kilted Rat]

1:39 AM + many beers + many margaritas + many friends buying beer at the bar= drunk KR and Mrs KR.

Time to take advantage of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

All of the above +11:35AM= Level 4 hangover for KR.


For those of you unfamiliar with the LLPP's levels of Hangovers, I've copy and pasted it below:

Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

2 Special Hangovers

#7 The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover :
This one happens to me quite often.  You drink 'rediculas' amounts, wake up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to your chin.  Stumble into bed at 4am, sleep until noon.  Wake up fearing the worst, when you realizes, there is no hangover!  It's as if your one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from your very soul.  You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm. 

(This hangover level has often been seen during playa hata reunions, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)

#8 And the Dreadful 2 day hangover... basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.

[tmerton]

I have a pair of size 13 black Navy regulation shoes that I spent countless hours at basic last summer shining Duff could borrow.
The shine on these SOB's are so solid, I've used them to shave (I really wish I was kidding about that last part, but when 100+ guys have to be shaved and ready to run at 0500, you get desperate.

A little guy like you has size 13's??

Crazy, huh?
Damn pediatrician told me I'd grow into 'em. I'm 23 and still waiting to clear 6'.

Hold 'em for a year.  #2 son wears size 13 and if John runs him off during the first year I've told him that the Navy - or their leige men, the Marines - might be in his future.

We had a couple of docs assigned to my aircraft carrier way back when.  One was a young guy the Navy had drafted out of a surgery residency program at Mayo (at the time - i.e., Vietnam - docs were subject to being drafted by various branches of the service) and the other an old lifer and alcoholic.  No one subjected themselves to the old guy if possible.  The young guy never got back into surgery - just as well, though, as he went on to have a nice practice and life in Ashville, NC.  Lots of opportunities out there.

[johnnyadmit]

1:39 AM + many beers + many margaritas + many friends buying beer at the bar= drunk KR and Mrs KR.

Time to take advantage of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

All of the above +11:35AM= Level 4 hangover for KR.


For those of you unfamiliar with the LLPP's levels of Hangovers, I've copy and pasted it below:

2 Questions:  What was the hangover level for your lovely bride?  and  How long did it take you to dig up that old LLPP post?

[Kilted Rat]

Mrs KR was about a 3+.

Being the intelligent person I am, when the LLPP posted the hangover levels, I copy and pasted them into a word document for a time such as this.




I can't imagine the "grueling" SJU practices running anyone off too quickly. Besides, I'll need them when I'm on my active duty rotations 3rd and 4th year as well as when I go active fulltime.

If you ever wanna p*ss off a Marine who's talking smart, ask him to to read his paycheck and tell you what Department (Navy) pays his salary.
Hopefully I'll be more like the young doc from your experience!

[frankrickard]

I'm on Hamm's number 8 right now...I think I'm looking for a hangover level 3 tomorrow...maybe I'll watch boner jams '03...

[frankrickard]

After 16 hamms and 2 caramel bocks, I'd say I'm well on my way to a level 1.5 hangover...well short of my goal of a level 3 hangover

[ritz72]

Happy Figgin Father's Day to all!!!

Some of you know your kids, some of you are paying for kids you fathered in Tijuana with Juanita, some of you will not admit it unless Jerry Springer gets you to take the test, and some of you are still in "practice mode" for fatherhood----

I had the perfect day, golf, BBQ, etc.... until Mickleson pulled the Van De Vel on the 18th.....WOW!!!!!  Tin Cup anyone??

Well, Im off to kick my cats, do a Soduku, then crash.....

Im off, hoping for the day I can even think about having any kind of hangover!!!!

Out....

[DuffMan]

Duffman had the wonderful experience of a #7 hangover on Sunday   Gotta love it when that happens.  But it's so frustrating because you keep trying to figure out why you feel so good the next day so that you can replicate it again.  I suspect the Cuban cigars may have helped?  Although with the steady diet of Southern Comfort and Sam Adams that I was consuming,  I was expecting the #4.