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johnnyadmit

Ouch...   I think we found the culprit!! 
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Kilted Rat

Quote from: johnnyadmit on June 21, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on June 21, 2006, 04:24:40 PM
Duffy, you'll be given an opportunity to settle the score with Wonka at the Battle Royale on 9-2.

KR-Why are you hiding "K's" identity?  Would some of the posters know him?  Inquiring minds want to know...

How do you NOT know who K is??   This made him famous!  ;D

K's name starts with K obviously and it rhymes with Carl.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnnyadmit

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Kilted Rat

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

cornhole

straight from cobber country, ready to post

faunch



"I'm a uniter...not a divider."

ritz72

Quote from: cornhole on June 21, 2006, 09:32:09 PM
straight from cobber country, ready to post

You push the keys, and letters pop up on the screen.  It is quite a novel concept!

Just remember to use the delete key and not white out if you make a mistake.
www.Johnniefootball.com

Your #1 source for anything Johnnie Football!

Touchdown Tommy

KR,

You mean we lived in Bernard Hall with THE Krazy Karl and that story was never rehashed with TDT.  Wow that blows my mind.  I was guessing Dick Gunderson...

PS-I just got home from the airport, saw a hot MILF with a sweatshirt that said "Don't Mess with Texas".  Made me think of the Birthday Boy from Lubbock.  Wooderson, anyone? hahahahaha

On a related sidenote, WTF was said MILF doing in a sweatshirt in this 85+ humid heat...

Johnnie Red: you can run but you can't hide.
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on June 22, 2006, 01:17:41 AM
KR,

You mean we lived in Bernard Hall with THE Krazy Karl and that story was never rehashed with TDT.  Wow that blows my mind.  I was guessing Dick Gunderson..

Wrong Krazy Karl. Keep in mind this happened our sophmore year and the Krazy K involved lived on Tommy 1 at that time.


As far as the MILF in the sweatshirt, long long ago it was proven that women do things that are illogical. Here are some examples that come to mind:
1. Why do they pluck their eyebrows just to draw them back on?
2. How can they control a pen so well to do that fancy handwriting but they can't keep a 6 foot wide car in a 10 foot wide lane on the highway?
3. Why do I have a plate sitting in a holder on top of the TV that I can't eat off of? Ditto the 3 plates hanging in the kitchen?


Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

finsleft

Here's an interesting perspective on life that I thought you'd enjoy!


I think the life cycle is all backwards. 

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on the very first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. 

You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School. 

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then you finish life as an orgasm."




Willy Wonka

Quote from: DuffMan on June 21, 2006, 03:20:22 PM
WW, you're a jack ass for even putting me in a league with ROR, TDT, and PC.

Those be fighting words, big boy.

I can't believe I got up early to watch the refs steal another game from the US. Golfing the rest of the day should take the sting out of it, but Wonka still isn't happy.
I don't hate Duke. I just hate all their players, coaches and fans.

Johnnie Red

Touchdown Tommy, I'm not hiding; just getting my memorandum of law done on the Chaska homicide case. As to my little girl, I don't know if she is a Boulder diva. She dresses the part, though. As to the boys she is dating, her former boyfriend, who just graduated from Chaska high school, is also going to be attending the University of Colorado-Boulder on a music scholarship for playing the tuba. Figure that??

Willy Wonka has to be happy this morning with Red Wing-Miesville being awarded the state town team baseball tourney for 2006 last evening. I was at the meeting last night in Norwood Young America for the Minnesota Baseball Association board of directors. The board affirmed their decision made last Saturday to rescind Rochester hosting the tournament this year. The mayor of Rochester was at the meeting last night. There were six other sites that made presentations to host the tournament.

Speaking of tournaments, the high school all-star baseball tourney starts tomorrow afternoon here in Chaska.

finsleft

Quote from: Johnnie Red on June 22, 2006, 11:41:10 AM
Speaking of tournaments, the high school all-star baseball tourney starts tomorrow afternoon here in Chaska.
JR-
Is that the Lion's All Star tourney? You may see Wooderson's little bro there (SJU '10)
Why is it that the tuba players get all the chicks?

Willy Wonka

Happy? It created an extra hour of work for me last night and will create another 30-40 hours of new work for me in late August/early September.

Yeah, Wonka is REAL happy about this decision... ???
I don't hate Duke. I just hate all their players, coaches and fans.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Willy Wonka on June 22, 2006, 11:49:16 AM
Happy? It created an extra hour of work for me last night and will create another 30-40 hours of new work for me in late August/early September.

Yeah, Wonka is REAL happy about this decision... ???

Don't you get paid for the extra work?


Where the heck is everyone today?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.