FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

DuffMan · June 22, 2006, 02:57:38 PM

I've been slaving away in the lab today. Sorry.

tmerton · June 22, 2006, 03:00:55 PM

A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and calls to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"

She looks a little puzzled, but brings him the beer.

When he finished it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start!"

This time she looks a little angry, but brings him his beer.

When that one was gone, he shouts, "Quick, another beer before it starts!"

She blows her top. "That's it, you bastard. You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello, and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighs, "Oh ****, it's started."

Johnnie Red · June 22, 2006, 04:05:07 PM

Willy, you will do just fine. I will bring some adult beverages down to Red Wing to help you get through the tourney. I am a co-chair for the 2008 state tourney in Chaska and Shakopee, so you will be able to return the favor in a few years.

Finslet, it is the Lion's All-Star tourney. I unfortunately will not be working the concession stand for the tourney. Heading up to Longville tomorrow for the weekend. Will be stopping in Collegeville in the morning.

finsleft · June 22, 2006, 04:10:29 PM

Quote from: Johnnie Red on June 22, 2006, 04:05:07 PM
Finsleft, it is the Lion's All-Star tourney. I unfortunately will not be working the concession stand for the tourney. Heading up to Longville tomorrow for the weekend. Will be stopping in Collegeville in the morning.

Be sure and stop at the info desk and let Fins, Jr. sell you a loaf of bread to take up with you.

Anybody wanna play Post # Poker? I'm holding 4 aces.

tmerton · June 22, 2006, 04:15:38 PM

Well, I see the karma sniper is still at work. My response is k+ to today's posters on a busy day.

frankrickard · June 22, 2006, 04:22:12 PM

Getting closer to the magical time of Hamm's on tap in St. Cloud.

Buckman · June 22, 2006, 04:27:22 PM

I've got a 6-8 and while they may be suited, I don't like my odds.

BDB · June 22, 2006, 04:32:40 PM

I don't think even Madonna would kiss her at this point.

Kilted Rat · June 22, 2006, 05:19:10 PM

I sure wouldn't.

Interesting though, she looks like she may have graduated from CSB.... developing.

tmerton · June 22, 2006, 05:25:45 PM

Did TDT entice John to FL for some golf? Check the low net for Flight 1 on the Monterey course. Just doesn't seem like his game, though.

Kilted Rat · June 22, 2006, 05:29:43 PM

A definite must view for all MIAC posters, lurkers, etc.

Jeff Foxworthy, Drew Carey, Bill Engvall and some other dude sitting around talking about how big their decks are.

johnnyadmit · June 22, 2006, 06:08:54 PM

When the hell did she enroll at CSB?!?- looks like the ice cream machine took yet another victim...

So I'm teachin a chem class at a science camp for middle schoolers (I know, I know, but the pay's good-and my assistant....WOW!) My assistant is a 21 year old hottie (aka, the antithesis of most 21 year old Bennies) with the biggest set of personalities you've ever seen. Anyway, she shows up today with a very low cut halter top deal and short skirt- I couldn't keep my eyes off of her the whole damn day...I found myself staring and forgetting what I was gonna say to the class multiple times-(God bless the short tables!!) Worst part was I got busted by a little s***head 4th grader- "What are you looking at? I think you're looking at Jessica's boobies!" Bout piss-pounded the little runt, but figured that wouldn't be a good idea. My assistant did ask for my number in case she "had any questions about the material" though

DuffMan · June 22, 2006, 06:16:11 PM

Quote from: johnnyadmit on June 22, 2006, 06:08:54 PM
Worst part was I got busted by a little s***head 4th grader- "What are you looking at? I think you're looking at Jessica's boobies!"

LOL! Smart little 4th grader!

tmerton · June 22, 2006, 06:18:16 PM

Quote from: johnnyadmit on June 22, 2006, 06:08:54 PM
So I'm teachin a chem class at a science camp for middle schoolers (I know, I know, but the pay's good-and my assistant....WOW!) My assistant is a 21 year old hottie (aka, the antithesis of most 21 year old Bennies) with the biggest set of personalities you've ever seen. Anyway, she shows up today with a very low cut halter top deal and short skirt- I couldn't keep my eyes off of her the whole damn day...I found myself staring and forgetting what I was gonna say to the class multiple times-(God bless the short tables!!) Worst part was I got busted by a little s***head 4th grader- "What are you looking at? I think you're looking at Jessica's boobies!" Bout piss-pounded the little runt, but figured that wouldn't be a good idea. My assistant did ask for my number in case she "had any questions about the material" though

Someone's going to need a lawyer.

Kilted Rat · June 22, 2006, 08:59:15 PM

Reason # 20,983,462 that Des Moines, Iowa sucks:

The entire rest of the country is watching Roger Clemens vs Francisco Liriano and the Twins on ESPN.

The Mediacom ESPN channel in Des Moines, Iowa has ESPNEWS on instead. Obviously who would want to watch one of the best pitchers in MLB history vs the BEST young pitcher in the Majors when they can watch a 30 minute loop of World frickin Cup soccer highlights and interviews with NY Times writers about whether or not Larry Brown should have been fired as coach of the Knicks.

2 more years and I am out of this sh*thole and never coming back.