FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

Who didn't like it? Its still up.

My bad - I meant someone didn't seem to like the link itself.

I also added an article on Sal's bar in St Joe

Great stories.  What about the one about K (rhymes with Karl)?  Was that yours?

[DuffMan]

KR, so that's the origin of Piano Man.  No one could ever explain it to me.   

[tmerton]

KR, so that's the origin of Piano Man.  No one could ever explain it to me.   

Just put you at 200 - in return you need to put some football stories on JohnnieWiki as they are sorely missing.

[Willy Wonka]

Who decided today was Minnesota's Turn Your Compost Day? It reeks to high heaven here in the Wing! Or is that just the unfortunate byproduct of TDT being back in the state...? Either way, I don't like it...

(How long before TDT's mom puts his silver spoon back in his mouth? Rumor has it he'll be rolling in the "spare" Escalade for the next three weeks.)

Mongo - Call me today when you get your shiz figured out. I might be able to find us a last minute replacement if both of yours fall through.

In the meantime, I'll leave you with an excerpt from a phone conversation I had with my sister last night after watching Liriano's filthiness.

WW - I'm pretty sure I'm going golfing Thursday with your friend with small eyes.
WS - Small eyes? Ha! They were more squinty than small...don't tell him I said that though. I'm pretty sure he could beat me up.

Given your track record at local establishments, I'd say that's a legit concern. Actually, forget I said anything at all...

[DuffMan]

WW, watch your car tonight.  I'll be in the Wing.

[Johnnie Red]

Law and Order, Criminal Intent - Chaska  

On the last day of school at Chaska High School, a female student planned and started a food fight in the cafeteria. CHS staff observed her actions and attempted to remove her from the area. She resisted and continued to throw food. She was charged with disorderly conduct. The food fight left the lunchroom littered with food, trash and plastic trays. Food, including raw eggs, stained the walls as high as the vaulted skylight.

Three females were exposing their breasts to passing motorists on County Road 10 near Victoria Drive. A male acquaintance (Touchdown Tommy?) was taking pictures of them. Officers arrived and learned the offenders had consumed alcohol. They were charged with indecent exposure, underage consumption and disorderly conduct.

A woman discovered a tongue in an envelope at her front door. The sender wrote a non-threatening, tongue-related romantic message on the envelope. The message ended with "PS: make out with it." The woman, not knowing if the tongue was real, called the police to report the incident. Officer Janke arrived and deduced the incident was a juvenile prank, likely delivered to the wrong house. The officer advised the woman that the tongue was fake. The tongue had "China" stamped on it.

Officers received a complaint of a loud party at a residence in Chaska. Sgt. Duzan arrived and could hear loud talking, screaming, yelling and stereo music from inside the home. He knocked on the front door. A woman opened the door, located at the officer and loudly asked if he was a stripper. He told her he was not and he was there due to a noise complaint. The woman then asked if he would get naked for them. The officer declined and asked to speak to the homeowner. The woman then asked him if he could at least dance. The officer truthfully told her he could not (literally). Another woman, the homeowner, came to the door. She was not wearing a shirt, only a bra. She appeared to be intoxicated and would not put on a shirt as suggested to her by the officer. He advised the women and the other partygoers to quiet down or they would be cited if the police returned. As the officer walked away from the residence, the music began to blare once again, as well as the yelling. The two women followed the officer outside and began to yell at him. They were placed in a detox facility. Sounds like we should be inviting these women to one of the Stiftungsfestivities this fall.

[DuffMan]

JR, yes, bring these women with.

Merton, I don't think I should be sharing footbal stories with the public, much less the father of an incoming freshman

[Kilted Rat]

Who didn't like it? Its still up.

My bad - I meant someone didn't seem to like the link itself.

I also added an article on Sal's bar in St Joe

Great stories.  What about the one about K (rhymes with Karl)?  Was that yours?

Don't know if the world needs to know about K... maybe I'll add that at a later date.

KR, so that's the origin of Piano Man.  No one could ever explain it to me.   

Thats the origin of Piano Man as it was told to me, can't vouche for the accuracy of it, but it's the most legit reason for it I have ever heard. Until I get corrected, its the version I'm gonna run with.

[johnnyadmit]

What about the occurrance of this phenomenon at a certain former rat's wedding reception...?      Even Misty was embarassed!

[MongolianWarrior]

Law and Order, Criminal Intent - Chaska  

Sounds like we should be inviting these women to one of the Stiftungsfestivities this fall.

People in Chaska know how to party! 
Note to self: find a job in or near Chaska

WW--Your sis is just hiding her real feelings for me.  I'll buy her a Hamms next time I meet up with her, then we'll basically be married.

[kubiack78]

Just a little info KR,  If you are going to be in Johnsons Creek head north about 15 miles to Watertown.  Good german city (18,000 people and 75 bars)

Kubiak,
My mom's family is all from the Watertown area, thats where the grandparents are moving to. Definitely a great town to hang out in. The party is up just west Hustisford on the shores if Lake Sinissippi.

Any good bars to recommend in either location? Papa Rat grew up in Hustisford, but we moved to Ohio from Fond du Lac 19 years ago, so he's out of the loop a bit.

Ok I also have not been back in that part of Wisconsin in about 15 years myself sooooo I called up my relatives that live there still ( all of them German Lutheran alcoholics) and talked to my cousin he said just to go down the 400 block of North 4th st,  100 block of South 3rd st or South 2nd st  right downtown  I guess you couldnt swing a dead cat without hitting a bar down there.  He said that there is a little bit of everything down there and to just wander till you find what you like.  In regards to Husty he named two establishments:  Rock river Bar and Grill and  Karen's Lone Pine.  Sorry that I couldn't be more help. 

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mongo, you're gonna have to fight me for her.  I hear she digs the color pink...

Note to MIAC PP: 3 iron polished and ready for bloodying Wonka's kneecaps around 3:21pm Thursday.

ROR: Will you be at the Mark Kennedy Hooo Haaa next Thursday at The Local?  I am considering an appearance for a few libations...

[kubiack78]

Just a little info KR,  If you are going to be in Johnsons Creek head north about 15 miles to Watertown.  Good german city (18,000 people and 75 bars)

Kubiak,
My mom's family is all from the Watertown area, thats where the grandparents are moving to. Definitely a great town to hang out in. The party is up just west Hustisford on the shores if Lake Sinissippi.

Any good bars to recommend in either location? Papa Rat grew up in Hustisford, but we moved to Ohio from Fond du Lac 19 years ago, so he's out of the loop a bit.

Ok I also have not been back in that part of Wisconsin in about 15 years myself sooooo I called up my relatives that live there still ( all of them German Lutheran alcoholics) and talked to my cousin he said just to go down the 400 block of North 4th st,  100 block of South 3rd st or South 2nd st  right downtown  I guess you couldnt swing a dead cat without hitting a bar down there.  He said that there is a little bit of everything down there and to just wander till you find what you like.  In regards to Husty he named two establishments:  Rock river Bar and Grill and  Karen's Lone Pine.  Sorry that I couldn't be more help. 

Oh I almost forgot hit Zwieg's grill  in Watertown for killer after bar food

[kubiack78]

Wasn't the Turkey Gobbler in Johnson's Creek?? Don't they have lots of outlet malls??

The Gobblers been torn down   I still remeber the 70's velvet purple walls

[Johnnie Red]

Touchdown Tommy, I may be joining you next Thursday night at the Local. What do you think the chances are that any Bethel grads will make an appearance?