FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

KR, Mama KR lives in Wiscy? That's where the Packer lovin' comes in! 

Whole family's from Wisconsin, I was born in Fond du Lac then we moved to Ohio in like 1986... the rest as they say is history.

True story: When I was 2 my dad put me outside in the snow in nothing but a diaper until I said Packers... I will never again cheer for another team.

Nice combo of pics. Kim Jong Il followed by Shakira. 

It is pretty special to see them together, funny thing is I believe Shakira's ass to be more of a WMD than anything little Kimmy has up his sleeves. You get Shakira shaking that thing as she knows how and not a straight man alive can help but be mesmerized.

I've discovered that if I get a little hot, I can just jump off of the pontoon, and when I climb back up, I no longer have to pee.  Crazy!

Dilution is the solution to pollution

MrsKR isn't a fan of peeing in the lake, she says it makes it dirty. What she apparently doesn't understand is that fish are contantly peeing and poopin' in her precious little lake all the live long day. Besides, when I'm on the lake, my urine is pretty much concentrated alcohol, so I'm helping the fish relax a bit. It's good for everyone



BTW, something else I learned this weekend, if the DNR pulls up and gets snotty demanding exact count of life jackets for all 100+ people standing around about 20 boats, asking him

"So do you have to be the boat cop full time or just until you get your Driver's license back?"

while hilarious to your friends is not quite as funny to the DNR guy.

[tmerton]

What she apparently doesn't understand is that fish are contantly peeing and poopin' in her precious little lake all the live long day. Besides, when I'm on the lake, my urine is pretty much concentrated alcohol, so I'm helping the fish relax a bit. It's good for everyone

WC Fields was once asked if he ever drank water.  "Nah," he said, "Never touch the stuff.  Fish pee in it."

A man ahead of his time.

Edit: According to google, the weight of authority appears to be that Fields actually said "Fish f*ck in it."      A man truly ahead of his time.

[DuffMan]

BTW, something else I learned this weekend, if the DNR pulls up and gets snotty demanding exact count of life jackets for all 100+ people standing around about 20 boats, asking him

"So do you have to be the boat cop full time or just until you get your Driver's license back?"

while hilarious to your friends is not quite as funny to the DNR guy.

I can only imagine!  Were you guys on Green Lake?

[Whoa Nelly]

Got to meet Jeff Johnson, the Republican candidate for Minnesota Attorney General, yesterday at the Chanhassen 4th of July parade. As I was talking to him, I noticed his ring. It was rather distinctive with a "C" on it. I immediately exclaimed, "You're not a Cobber, are you?!!!! " He admitted that he was. I told him I would still vote for him.

They're taking over the world...

My wife and I were back in the cities yesterday and spent a few hours on Lake Calhoun.  As I'm laying on the beach trying to get that nice even Norwegian pink tan, I notice a group of people settling down next to us.  2 Cobber rings.  I then notice another C-ring on a gal to my wife's side.  A growing epidemic indeed.  I opted to not waste my money on the ring.  I've also confirmed that they have no super-natural powers or give a person an increased ability to fight crime.  Here's hoping my wife doesn't buy me one down the road.

[Willy Wonka]

On another positive note, somehow, DuffMan avoided all traces of a hangover on his 4-day bender.  He is starting to feel invincible...

Wonka will rectify this shortly. D-Day for Duffman is fast approaching.

I watched all of yesterday's game on a 60inch screen in hi-def. It was amazing...now I just have to find a way to skip a work meeting to do the same today. Suggestions anyone?

[Kilted Rat]

I can only imagine!  Were you guys on Green Lake?

Yup. The guy seriously looked about 17. Thankfully we all had our beers in coozies so open container policy didn't apply. We came up with the required number of jackets and Hydro-rent-a-cop was back on his merry way.



Nelly,
Funny story; the most annoying person in my entire med school class of 220 has a Gold ring with a big C on it.
The worst parts in no paryicular order are that this individual is from Montana, is a he-she, laughs obnoxiously loud whenever a prof/clinician says anything remotely funny to the point you can hear it on the MP3 recordings of the lectures and he/she always answers the profs rhetorical questions rather loudly in the most Baritone female voice.

Here's an example:

Doc teaching the lecture: "... and that can cause cancer which is bad isn't it?"
He/She: "Yes."

As if the entire lecture is directed to her. Another great quality of this hermie is answering questions people in our class have directed at the lecturer.

Thankfully hermie and it's C ring are headed to Ohio for the next 2 years of rotations while I will be staying strictly in MN and Iowa.

[jdean]

So basically, here's what we have in the world right now: Revenge of the 5'3 and under people, ...

BTW: Tony Stewart is 5'9 and Jeff "homo" Gordon is 5'7... no, I didn't know this, I googled it.

How about Jack Black and Danny Devito?

[DuffMan]

Danny Devito:  Most peg him at 5'0"
Jack Black:  I found many reports from 5'4" to 5'8"

[frankrickard]

Old Chicago's Kick off Party for the 30th Anniversay Mini-Tour featuring Hamm's on tap in St. Cloud scheduled for 7pm tonight...I'll be downing a Hamm's or 2 before heading to el paso for some volleyball action

[Retired Old Rat]

I just recieved this email from my company's IT department:

  FYI,

  The Citrix Server Hamms will be unavailable tomorrow for some software
  testing. Please log off of Hamms before tomorrow morning. Harp will not be
  affected by this test.

  I will let everyone know when Hamms is back online.

We name all of our servers after beer.  The first time I got an email like this it was a little confusing.   

[Whoa Nelly]

I can only imagine!  Were you guys on Green Lake?

Nelly,
Funny story; the most annoying person in my entire med school class of 220 has a Gold ring with a big C on it.

Don't let the worm tarnish the entire apple.  I know lots of great people who were Cobbers...I even know a few Johnnies that aren't half bad.

[cobbernation]

Kiltedrat,
What do you have against people from MT?  I know a few people from there and they are not he/she's.  They are not bad at all.  Don't worry about the annoying med student for concordia.  I went to school there and trust me....tons of annoying people.  Well maybe not tons, just one that counts for tons of people.  Good to be back on the board and the season is just around the corner.  Thats all I got.

[Kilted Rat]

Nothing against people from MT, just this particular one and it is the only individual from MT I have ever met.

On the other hand, another Cobber down here in the Podiatry program let me use his garage and helped me skin my buck last fall. There are definitely some on each side

[johnnyadmit]

Duff, at a class reunion at the Ka-De-Shack....  Ballsy!


KR, I noticed yesterday that our precious Green Lake is more of a Yellow/Green Lake than it was several days ago...    
Seems from the description that you were hanging out at Lonetree...when were you there?  I spent a few hours out there over the weekend consuming beverages with one of the best lookin gals out there (Next to Mrs. KR, of course!)   But there was no sign of your Packer-lovin a**.

[Veek]

Speaking of DNR my father was getting ready to take out a pontoon full of grandkids for a ride on Monday and who pulls up to dock but the DNR.  Checked to make there were enough life jackets and then reminded Dad that his license had expired.  If Dad had pulled away from the dock he would have received a $160 fine.  Dad thought he had obviously forgot to renew his license until yesterday when he found his tabs that he had purchased months earlier but forgotten about.  Of course, it was then Mom's fault as she must have misplaced them. 

TDT - I'll be expecting that beer and then some when we meet up next.