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johnnie_esq

#9465
July 18, 2006, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on July 18, 2006, 12:19:13 PM
WOW!! Now THAT WAS A RUSH!

+1K tmerton.

Lemme go clean up now and get the bugs out of my teeth and the pidgeon sh*t out of my hair.  :)

Walking those streets a few weeks ago, this scared the sh!t out of me.  But gave me a pleasant reminder!!!

Thanks for the find, tmerton.
SJU Champions 2003 NCAA D3, 1976 NCAA D3, 1965 NAIA, 1963 NAIA; SJU 2nd Place 2000 NCAA D3; SJU MIAC Champions 2018, 2014, 2009, 2008, 2006, 2005, 2003, 2002, 2001, 1999, 1998, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1991, 1989, 1985, 1982, 1979, 1977, 1976, 1975, 1974, 1971, 1965, 1963, 1962, 1953, 1938, 1936, 1935, 1932

sumander

#9466
July 18, 2006, 12:46:47 PM
Quote from: finsleft on July 18, 2006, 12:25:04 PM
Hell, with 15 year olds, most of 'em are smarter than anyone else. Just ask them.  8)


If they aren't now just wait a year or two and they will be for sure!
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

Kilted Rat

#9467
July 18, 2006, 01:38:00 PM
Quote from: johnnie_esq on July 18, 2006, 12:35:00 PM
Walking those streets a few weeks ago, this scared the sh!t out of me.  But gave me a pleasant reminder!!!

Thanks for the find, tmerton.

Jesq,
Relax, I have a feeling this clip was made before you were born unless you didn't go straight from SJU to Law school.
I was -4 when it was made.

+k to all in an attempt to even out the karma flow in MN, its obvious the Twins have become a harbor for negative karma :-\
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

#9468
July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 16, 2006, 10:31:00 PM
New contest!![/size][/color]


Come up with the best caption for what Nick Punto is thinking in this photo:






It appears I may be to blame for Punto's injury, due to my posting a picture of him in a less than heterosexual looking position.

I will attempt to right this wrong by posting the following picture of D-Rays starting pitcher for tonight, Scott Kazmir being propositioned by his pitching coach Mike "The Gay" Butcher:





I would also like to apologize to the Punto family, Nick is by far the straightest pro baseball player named Punto I know of. Thank you.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

footballfan413

#9469
July 18, 2006, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: johnnie_esq on July 18, 2006, 10:11:09 AM
Oops.  Dang typos.  My bad.  Thanks for the corrections.  It has been corrected above.

No problem.  I think it was a Freudian typo..... ;)  I deleted my correction as well.
"Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!"  Dennis Miller

"Three things you don't want to be in football, slow, small and friendly!"  John Madden

"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in
life." Paul Dietzel / LSU

SUMMIT!!!!!

#9470
July 18, 2006, 03:06:05 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 09:44:51 AM


Don Hansen knows as much about evaluating D3 football as TDT does about evaluating females. Did he at least spell all the school names right this year?

He seems to have spelled most of them right and even got their state correct....isnt he the same "guru" who had Dumo as an offensive lineman last winter?
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.

Italian proverb

Whoa Nelly

#9471
July 18, 2006, 03:51:00 PM
In a surprise turn of events, the Golden Gophers enter the D3 polls in the "Received Votes" section - they will be that bad.
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

BDB

#9472
July 18, 2006, 04:02:58 PM
Whoa Nelly, You are about to get karma powers!

Good luck with all the new responsibility.  :D

SUMMIT!!!!!

#9473
July 18, 2006, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM
[I will attempt to right this wrong by posting the following picture of D-Rays starting pitcher for tonight, Scott Kazmir being propositioned by his pitching coach Mike "The Gay" Butcher:




Is there a caption contest with this one too?  if so, here;s my entry:

"Scott, do you have directions to TDT's or do you need me to write them down?"
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.

Italian proverb

BDB

#9474
July 18, 2006, 04:41:36 PM
Quote from: miacmaniac on July 18, 2006, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM
[I will attempt to right this wrong by posting the following picture of D-Rays starting pitcher for tonight, Scott Kazmir being propositioned by his pitching coach Mike "The Gay" Butcher:




Is there a caption contest with this one too?  if so, here;s my entry:

"Scott, do you have directions to TDT's or do you need me to write them down?"

I'll enter the contest:

Butcher: "C'mon Kazmir, I got a major pain in my right buttock. Would you help me out?"

Kazmir: "No way dude. Ask the trainer."

Whoa Nelly

#9475
July 18, 2006, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM




Butcher: "Dude, you missed a spot."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

footballfan413

#9476
July 18, 2006, 05:49:29 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2006, 05:51:29 PM by footballfan413
Quote from: Whoa Nelly on July 18, 2006, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM




Butcher: "Dude, you missed a spot."

Butcher:  What do ya think, Kazmir?  Preparation H......Tinactin......or Penicillion?   ;D
"Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!"  Dennis Miller

"Three things you don't want to be in football, slow, small and friendly!"  John Madden

"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in
life." Paul Dietzel / LSU

johnnie_esq

#9477
July 18, 2006, 06:16:41 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM


"Hey Kaz, hold my cup for this stupid new drug test deal..."
SJU Champions 2003 NCAA D3, 1976 NCAA D3, 1965 NAIA, 1963 NAIA; SJU 2nd Place 2000 NCAA D3; SJU MIAC Champions 2018, 2014, 2009, 2008, 2006, 2005, 2003, 2002, 2001, 1999, 1998, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1991, 1989, 1985, 1982, 1979, 1977, 1976, 1975, 1974, 1971, 1965, 1963, 1962, 1953, 1938, 1936, 1935, 1932

BDB

#9478
July 18, 2006, 07:05:28 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2006, 10:49:40 PM by BlueDevil Bob


Whoa Nelly, welcome to the world of D3 Football.com karma powers.   :)

Kilted Rat

#9479
July 18, 2006, 07:49:41 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on July 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM


Kaz: "... I see your point, but why not just call you the Sausage or Big Willie instead of Butcher?"









Whoa Nelly,
Welcome to Karmaland. +k to officially welcome you properly.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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