FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Pat Coleman]

Two-minute drill
Published: July 25. 2006 12:47AM

Gearman earns honor

St. John's senior wide receiver Kyle Gearman has been named as an honorable mention selection to the Don Hansen's Football Gazette Division III preseason All-American team.

One of 187 "honorable" mention selections to the All-Hansen team.

[samwill47sju]

Blue Devil Bob:

When are we going fishing on the river by your Menomonie store?  We can cook the fish on my new portable BBQ grill I won at a golf tourney yesterday when we tailgate on September 9th!!

Samwill47

[BDB]

Blue Devil Bob:

When are we going fishing on the river by your Menomonie store?  We can cook the fish on my new portable BBQ grill I won at a golf tourney yesterday when we tailgate on September 9th!!

Samwill47

Samwill, That grill must've been a door prize because there's no way you won that baby with your golfing abilities. 

Oh, NOW I know why you couldn't meet with me yesterday! You said you were "all booked up." Busted buddy! 

[Buckman]

Jose, it isn't that hard.  It's 1,2,3,1,2,3.  It's a frickin polka for christ sake.

[Kilted Rat]

Jose, it isn't that hard.  It's 1,2,3,1,2,3.  It's a frickin polka for christ sake.

Caption contest entry:

"Er, Does this feel good to you, or is that an eelpout in your pocket?"

+1k to each of you for Minnesota specific references that were both clever and hilarious.

[FPM]

Can I request a picture of Thome for tommorrow along with the pitcher.

[Kilted Rat]

Thy will be done.

I think I might have just the picture in mind from when he was with the Indians if I can find it, it was in the paper back when I was in high school so I just hope it's on the web.

[Kilted Rat]

UPDATE on KR's ability to curse MLB Players[/b][/u]
*Photos removed to save space

1.  7/16 posted picture of Nick Punto captioned "Tyner on Deck, Punto in the hole" by Whoa Nelly.            7/17 Punto leaves the game early with an injury


2.  7/18 posted picture of Scott Kazmir and his Batting coach Butcher saying: "Butcher:  "Dude, all I am asking is that you hold one of them and I turn my head and cough, what's so hard about that?"" by Mighty Royal
7/18 Kazmir, dubbed one of the best young guns in MLB gave up 7 hits and 4 ER over 6 innings en route to a Twins 8-1 win.


3.  7/19 posted picture of Jae Seo upset because "What do you mean, nobody watched the World Baseball Classic?  It was great!" according to Johnnie Esq.
7/19 Seo gives up 7 ER in 5 2/3 innings on 11 hits with 1 walk and HE GAVE UP 2 Home Runs and a double to Rondell White!!! (3/3 against Seo on the day)

4. 7/19 posted picture of James Shields pondering "I wonder if anyone will notice that I shaved my pubes and put them on my chin?" according to Mighty Royal
7/20 WITH KR in attendance, Sheilds gives up 8 hits and 5 Earned runs in 4.1 innings.


5. 7/20 Posted pictures of C.C Sabathia and
7/21 he proceeded to give up 8 runs (3 earned) on 6 hits with 4 walks in 3.2 innings.


6. 7/24 after brief hiatus from cursing due to weekend spent in MN, posted picture of Javier Vazquez showing how to juggle balls
7/24 Vazquez goes 6 innings giving up 8 hits and 5 Earned with 2 homers

7. 7/25 posted picture of Jose "I have layers like an onion" Contreras with Ozzie Guillen whispering sweet nothings in his ear
7/25 Contreras pitches 7 innings giving up 7 hits, 4 earned and HR's to Jason's Kubel and Bartlett, it was Bartlett's first homer of the season.

[Kilted Rat]

Can I request a picture of Thome for tommorrow along with the pitcher.

I found the one I was looking for

To wrap up ther series with the ChiSox, as requested by the poster formerly known as FPM, may I present the following options for Wednesday's captioning contest:


Jim "Does Anyone Else Feel a Burning Sensation in this Area?" Thome


Fins, I expect at least 1 head turning and coughing comment on this one.



and

Mark "I'm in love with David Wells' peach fuzz" Buehrle

[samwill47sju]

Yes Blue Devil, you did bust me!  However, when I was mentioned by Lee Valsvik on 97.1FM this morning for my golfing heroics yesterday I thought my cell phone would rig with your name on it within 10 seconds....oh that is right, I was the one who did that after your 15 seconds off radio fame with Steve Thompson on CCO.      Did I tell you I am booked up Thursday and Friday this week too?

www.coleman.com  look at the road trip LXE Grille...Collegeville here I come..bring on the Stifgunfest burgers Johnnie Red!

[johnnie_esq]

Samwill- both Esq. senior and I own the regular road trip grill-- we used it for the Tommie game last year-- they are a great addition to the Stiftingfestivities and I highly recommend that everybody on here hints to their significant others (that's for you TDT!) that either one would make a great gift....

[kubiack78]

Can I request a picture of Thome for tommorrow along with the pitcher.

I found the one I was looking for

To wrap up ther series with the ChiSox, as requested by the poster formerly known as FPM, may I present the following options for Wednesday's captioning contest:


Jim "Does Anyone Else Feel a Burning Sensation in this Area?" Thome


Sorry I'm late guys I just got back from trying out for the new superman movie.  Give me a minute to put the rosin bag back on the mound.



and

Mark "I'm in love with David Wells' peach fuzz" Buehrle

David,  how many times do you need to be told... the "hokie pokie"  is not considered a warm up exercise.

[FPM]

Jim "Does Anyone Else Feel a Burning Sensation in this Area?" Thome




Thome doing his best Eddie Griffin impersionation, lets listen in...
Thome: oh check out that pitcher in the stretch man thats hot...

and

Mark "I'm in love with David Wells' peach fuzz" Buehrle



Wells:  I sware to god Thome was playing with it and it was this big.
Buehrle:  No way I have seen, it he stuffs a cucumber up there to make it look big

[BDB]

Can I request a picture of Thome for tommorrow along with the pitcher.

I found the one I was looking for

Entry: "I hope they take a tight shot of this bad boy and put it up on the Jumbo-Tron."

KR: #1- I can't believe you remembered this picture from somewhere, and #2- I can't believe you found it! 

[kubiack78]

I'd just like to take this moment to thank all of you that have helped me climb out of the negitve karma pit and back to the land of the living.  With a big thanks going to BDB for starting the positive karma telethon for me