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johnnyadmit

#9735
July 27, 2006, 11:48:20 AM
KR, I hate you.   As much as I fought it, the horrifying image of you naked in an apron crept into my head.  Luckily I'm not vengeful and there will be no smiting.  Excuse my while I go bleach my brain...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

finsleft

#9736
July 27, 2006, 11:53:32 AM
Quote from: Mighty Royal on July 27, 2006, 11:46:55 AM
Just a little football update....Bethel looks like it will have a solid running game...Porta running behind Wassink and Davis should be an exciting thing to watch. 
Too bad Porta doesn't have a line to run behind.  ;D

Quote from: Mighty Royal on July 27, 2006, 11:46:55 AM
All in all, look for BU to be a great farce in the MIAC this year!
There, that's better.

WN
1)Nathan
2)Reardon(I'm going with the experience on this one)

finsleft

#9737
July 27, 2006, 11:55:38 AM
Quote from: Johnnie Red on July 27, 2006, 11:32:28 AM
By now most of you have heard about the little incident Senator Norm Coleman's father, who I think is 81 years old, was involved in while in a car with a 38 year old gal. Can you say "lewd and lascivious" conduct? There is hope for Finsleft yet. ;)

Question of the day on KQRS: Who hasn't made love in a car? Other than Touchdown Tommy, no one else comes to mind.

What're you talking about JR? I have no interest in Norm, Sr. whatsoever!

Many years ago, my car was my bed of choice. Actually, my only choice.  :-[

Kilted Rat

#9738
July 27, 2006, 12:02:45 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on July 27, 2006, 11:48:20 AM
KR, I hate you.   As much as I fought it, the horrifying image of you naked in an apron crept into my head.  Luckily I'm not vengeful and there will be no smiting.  Excuse my while I go bleach my brain...


I only wish I was wearing an apron.
I caught you in the early group applauding this morning, hopefully that helps with the brain cleansing.


Fins,
Excellent correction to MR's statement.


MR,
Thanks for the warning, your timing sucks though... kinda like Parnell's first appearance and ensuing self-soiling.:)
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

#9739
July 27, 2006, 12:09:43 PM
Bethel 2006 = Mediocrity

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

#9740
July 27, 2006, 12:11:44 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on July 27, 2006, 12:09:43 PM
Bethel 2006 = Mediocrity

Me thinks you give them too much credit.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

#9741
July 27, 2006, 12:21:23 PM
Perhaps, but they might beat Hamline and Augsburg...if they're lucky.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

DuffMan

#9742
July 27, 2006, 12:21:49 PM
KR, I wonder if you're cursing can carry over into the MIAC football season?

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Whoa Nelly

#9743
July 27, 2006, 12:25:08 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on July 27, 2006, 12:02:45 PM
MR,
Thanks for the warning, your timing sucks though... kinda like Parnell's first appearance and ensuing self-soiling.:)

Was Parnell the character that took over for Kirkoff when he was injured his first senior year?  Cobbs were lucky enough to be at Bethel for that week.  A few of us still joke about the fact that we ate him up so bad his voice actually cracked when he'd audible.  He looked like Hebrink against SJU that same year (I think Duffman remembers that game).

Got my tickets for Friday's game - Liriano will go 7 1/3 with 11 SO, 1 BB, and 2 ER.  Twins win 6-3.
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Kilted Rat

#9744
July 27, 2006, 01:02:28 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on July 27, 2006, 12:21:49 PM
KR, I wonder if you're cursing can carry over into the MIAC football season?

God willing it will carry over through December or maybe even the rest of my life!


Crazy sh*t is starting to happen with this and I'm starting to get a little bit freaked out.

A guy cut me off on the freeway yesterday, I said outloud, "I wish I could curse you right now... what the heck, let's try it... A curse be upon the dipsh*t in the red Mercedes who just cut me off."

3 miles later he was sitting on the side of the road with one of Des Moines Finest inviting him to the Policemen's ball.

I am going to have to learn to use these powers carefully!



Parnell was indeed the one who took over for Kirchoff in the game at SJU where Gags set the 409 record.

He came in following Kirchoff's injury on a TD run early in the 4th quarter. Kirchoff was having a stellar day and made an extremely ballsy run on the play he was injured followed by him puking on our new sprint-turf.

Parnell threw an INT on the 2-pt attempt. Blake made a long Kickoff return to like the 40, then Keating led a down drive and SJU scored on I believe a TD pass to Nelson.
Bethel's next possession, Parnell was sacked by Weinandt and coughed up the ball. I believe I remember seeing a brown streak on the back of his pants following that play. Some blame the dirt, but artificial turf had no dirt.
SJU then ran out the clock for the victory.

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

bennie

#9745
July 27, 2006, 01:14:13 PM
KR, be careful about that bike riding. I just read a fascinating article in Outdoor magazine about bike seats and...uh...blood flow. That seat might just cause more damage than the bacon!  ;)
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

DuffMan

#9746
July 27, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Whoa Nelly on July 27, 2006, 12:25:08 PM
He looked like Hebrink against SJU that same year (I think Duffman remembers that game).

In 2002 when he was playing catch with our free safety all day?  Oh yeah, that was a fun one :D

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

DuffMan

#9747
July 27, 2006, 01:16:49 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on July 27, 2006, 01:02:28 PM
Kirchoff was having a stellar day and made an extremely ballsy run on the play he was injured followed by him puking on our new sprint-turf.

The SprinTurf was almost two years old by then.  It was okay for him to puke on it.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

#9748
July 27, 2006, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: bennie on July 27, 2006, 01:14:13 PM
KR, be careful about that bike riding. I just read a fascinating article in Outdoor magazine about bike seats and...uh...blood flow. That seat might just cause more damage than the bacon!  ;)

Bennie,
We learned all about Bicyclist's Penis as our prof loved to call it. Fortunately, I don't bike often enough or long enough to need to worry about it.
Additionally, Bicyclist's Penis usually lasts 24 hours or less until the perineal nerve is re-supplied with blood and back to full function.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

#9749
July 27, 2006, 01:18:32 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on July 27, 2006, 01:16:49 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on July 27, 2006, 01:02:28 PM
Kirchoff was having a stellar day and made an extremely ballsy run on the play he was injured followed by him puking on our new sprint-turf.

The SprinTurf was almost two years old by then.  It was okay for him to puke on it.

2 years old is still pretty damn new in my book how would you feel if he puked in your 2 year old car? ;)
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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