FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

Apparently, the KR curse doens't work if the curser is in attendance at the game.

[BDB]

Duff, I may have to take the blame for the Curse not working last night.

By posting the picture of Anna K., the Curse may have been distracted off the game.

The Curse was probably checking out how nicely her jeans fit. 

[Kilted Rat]

Apparently, the KR curse doens't work if the curser is in attendance at the game.

I think I screwed it up by posting the pic of Eaton a day early, apparently there is a 1 pic can only be cursed once rule.

Sorry guys

[Kilted Rat]

Let's see if we can't get this curse back on track.

Today's starters are Boof Bonser and Kip Wells.

Kip used to play for the pirates, this is obviously when this pic was taken obviously after giving up some sort of game-winning hit.



What is going through Kip's mind?

[BDB]

"NOW ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CALLING ME DIP." 

[Pat Coleman]

"Looks like I went to the Wells once too often with that pitch. . . . Man, even my jokes suck."

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

What is going through Kip's mind?

So this is what it fels like to be cursed by KR. Damn, I feel sorry for SJU's opponents!

[kubiack78]

Let's see if we can't get this curse back on track.

Today's starters are Boof Bonser and Kip Wells.

Kip used to play for the pirates, this is obviously when this pic was taken obviously after giving up some sort of game-winning hit.



What is going through Kip's mind?

Ok... Ok I'm not going to cry... just hold it in... deep breaths...I'm special, people like me... just keep repeating it

[finsleft]

What is going through Kip's mind?

"Man, I can't believe my sister would do that right on home plate! I can't believe she even likes those guys!"

[kubiack78]

karma for every one on the last two pages just because I'm at home and it isn't 130+ degrees outside

[sumander]

Fins, The FESTERS are arriving  in mass! Campgrounds opened and already had a trailer fire! Be careful out there!

The Pace Arrow is ready for her 2006 maiden voyage tomorrow. Hope to be in Becker County by noon.
I suppose your vaults are already starting to fill up?

Fins, You are going to have to drive awfully fast to get here by noon, if you are posting from home!

[Kilted Rat]

So here's the real story from last night's game:

I went with 4 buddies, we all met at a bar in the 7 corners area before the game for beers and burgers. We debated what we were going to paint on our chests and ended up deciding on "us" with a circle around it on the first guy then having the rest of us spell out B-E-R-T.  I know, it's way overdone, but we couldn't agree on T-O-R-I-I or T-Y-N-E-R or any of the multiple other things you can spell with 5 letters.

I get stopped at the security checkpoint because they wanted to see what was in my bag. I told the dude "just some body paint." He asked what we were gonna spell on our chests, and I told him and he laughed and waved us through.

We walked to the dome and went into the bathroom to commence the chest painting. You get some really weird looks when you're painting your chest in the metrodome bathroom.

We were all painted up and went to the beer line to get our 2 beer limits each again getting many looks mostly because people had no idea what we were spelling.

With our beers in hand and totally bare-chested except for the paint covered portions, we headed in to section 140 right behind the left field foul pole. We almost get down the first 3 steps before a security nazi was all over us.

Apparently it's a health code violation to be shirtless in the metrodome. The security guy with the nazi said he thought it was a BS rule but if he didn't enforce it he'd lose his job, "You know how it is." Actually we didn't, but whatever.

They also told us that counted as our 1 warning, so if we took our shirts off we'd be booted out of the game. So reluctantly we put our shirts back on and went to our seats. They also told us that once we get the outdoor stadium it will be perfectly fine to go shirtless.

After Baker gave up 8 in the 4th, should have been 3 tops had Punto made a decent throw to start the double play with Matt "Pro-Softball Player" Stairs waddling to first, we decided if it wasn't close by the 7th inning we'd take our shirts off.

Top of the 7th we're still down by 8, so we all take our shirts off and played it cool at first, then we stood for the stretch and remained standing. The former Bennie security guard on the Rt Field concrete wall tries to tell us to put our shirts back on, so of course we ignore her. Finally after the top of the 8th, security comes and asks us to leave.

Being the quick thinking Johnnie I am, I realize we didn't have a picture of us with our chests painted, so I asked the security dude escorting us out to take our pic. He was more than happy to do it, so we at least got our picture taken. As soon as I get e-mailed the pic, it will be posted. Our entire section boo'ed as we were escorted out and despite my encouragement, only 1 drunk U of M student joined the ranks of the shirtless.


Long story short, if you want to see the whole game in the dome, keep your shirt on.

[finsleft]

Fins, The FESTERS are arriving  in mass! Campgrounds opened and already had a trailer fire! Be careful out there!

The Pace Arrow is ready for her 2006 maiden voyage tomorrow. Hope to be in Becker County by noon.
I suppose your vaults are already starting to fill up?

Fins, You are going to have to drive awfully fast to get here by noon, if you are posting from home!

Just leaving the office. My buddy got a late jump out of the Cities, pushed us back an hour or so. I'm bringing the lapotp though, see if those new wi-fi spots work up there. Then I can shower everyone with country Karma.


Go Boof!

[DuffMan]

Duff, I may have to take the blame for the Curse not working last night.

By posting the picture of Anna K., the Curse may have been distracted off the game.

The Curse was probably checking out how nicely her jeans fit. 

Please feel free to post more pictures like that one.

[sumander]

Fins, The FESTERS are arriving  in mass! Campgrounds opened and already had a trailer fire! Be careful out there!

The Pace Arrow is ready for her 2006 maiden voyage tomorrow. Hope to be in Becker County by noon.
I suppose your vaults are already starting to fill up?

Fins, You are going to have to drive awfully fast to get here by noon, if you are posting from home!

Just leaving the office. My buddy got a late jump out of the Cities, pushed us back an hour or so. I'm bringing the lapotp though, see if those new wi-fi spots work up there. Then I can shower everyone with country Karma.


Go Boof!

Hope you have a great time and thanks for supporting the local economy.