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royalachilles

I thought I covered it with the BENNIES SUCK Duffman ???

Kilted Rat

Quote from: royalachilles on August 18, 2006, 11:11:08 AM
I thought I covered it with the BENNIES SUCK Duffman ???


You have it all wrong, Tommies suck, Royals swallow and Johnnies couldn't be happier  ;D


Happy 1 year Fins!!   +k to all on KR's tab.
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

tmerton

Friday observations (before I have to get to work):

The new Sweet Season Epilogue is great but I have to doubt its authenticity.  I've read through it a couple of times now and, aside from a throw-away reference to wife and kids in the opening paragraph, there is not a single mention, much less story, about Willa, Devin or Laura.  We're not even treated to a story about the Boston College football team (praise the lord for that at least).  And whoever wrote it needs to proofread - or else fire his proofreader.

Congrats to Fins on his anniversary.  Now the best way to celebrate is to start getting the PA ready for 9/2 and get those koolaid and eelpout ale ingedients ready.   8)

Thanks for the pics, BDB.  And as for that guy whose pic you posted yesterday, I suggest we leave him in Thailand (why do I think his goal is getting out of Thailand, even if it means admitting to a murder he couldn't have done?) 

Those NWA flight attendants damn well better keep workin' over Labor Day.

Happy Friday to all!  ::)

Kilted Rat

Quote from: tmerton on August 18, 2006, 11:23:33 AM
Friday observations (before I have to get to work):

Thanks for the pics, BDB.  And as for that guy whose pic you posted yesterday, I suggest we leave him in Thailand (why do I think his goal is getting out of Thailand, even if it means admitting to a murder he couldn't have done?) 

Makes sense. Lets compare Thailand to the US in terms of the justice system:


Crime:
Vandalize cars
Punishment
US: probably a slap on the wrist, 15 days in jail deferred, 1 year probation, and 100 hours community service
Thailand: They hit your a$s with a cane so hard you pass out in between each caning.



I'd be willing to bet the number of repeat offenders in Thailand is a lot less than in the US, any guesses why?
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnniepress

TMerton,

We received Austin's new epilogue months ago and were waiting for a proofread and his agent's "OK". Well, Austin gave us the go-ahead to post it last week in South Bend without either of the two.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Mighty Royal on August 18, 2006, 11:39:40 AM
Possibly because it is capital punishment and our judicial system blows?

Easy now, JR does what he can within the confines he is given. But when a dood just got arrested in Des Moines last week for his 18th DUI, something isn't right, not to mention he's only 40. That's almost one a year assuming he didn't start until he turned 21!


Quote from: Mighty Royal on August 18, 2006, 11:39:40 AM
For all of you non-BU fans, BETHEL RULES!!  They are owning this season...I really think they will have a solid team!

Yes, Bethel rules in hypocrisy, punching teammates for Jesus, and in the highly regarded scandinavian: non-scandinavian ratio.

Solid team? I am pretty sure we've been told they have a solid team every year since I started posting in 2003. The only time they did have a solid team was 2003, but they ran into a Juggernaut on a mission from God.

Bethel will be 6-4 this year. You heard it here first.


+k for your efforts anyway and because it's friday and because my ear infection is slowly getting better. (3 whole hours of sleep last night!)
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

tmerton

Quote from: johnniepress on August 18, 2006, 11:42:26 AM
TMerton,

We received Austin's new epilogue months ago and were waiting for a proofread and his agent's "OK". Well, Austin gave us the go-ahead to post it last week in South Bend without either of the two.

Hey, no criticism of SJU for putting it up was intended - just having some fun with SJU football's Samuel Pepys.  8)

bennie

Quote from: royalachilles on August 18, 2006, 11:11:08 AM
I thought I covered it with the BENNIES SUCK Duffman ???

You say that like it's a bad thing! ;) I guess since you don't know from personal experience, it is! ;D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

JohnnieLax02

Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 18, 2006, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: Mighty Royal on August 18, 2006, 11:39:40 AM
Possibly because it is capital punishment and our judicial system blows?

Easy now, JR does what he can within the confines he is given. But when a dood just got arrested in Des Moines last week for his 18th DUI, something isn't right, not to mention he's only 40. That's almost one a year assuming he didn't start until he turned 21!


Quote from: Mighty Royal on August 18, 2006, 11:39:40 AM
For all of you non-BU fans, BETHEL RULES!!  They are owning this season...I really think they will have a solid team!

Yes, Bethel rules in hypocrisy, punching teammates for Jesus, and in the highly regarded scandinavian: non-scandinavian ratio.

Solid team? I am pretty sure we've been told they have a solid team every year since I started posting in 2003. The only time they did have a solid team was 2003, but they ran into a Juggernaut on a mission from God.

Bethel will be 6-4 this year. You heard it here first.


+k for your efforts anyway and because it's friday and because my ear infection is slowly getting better. (3 whole hours of sleep last night!)

I always love that one!
I didn't do it....yet.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: bennie on August 18, 2006, 11:58:50 AM
Quote from: royalachilles on August 18, 2006, 11:11:08 AM
I thought I covered it with the BENNIES SUCK Duffman ???

You say that like it's a bad thing! ;) I guess since you don't know from personal experience, it is! ;D


...and with that I'm off to the Land of the Sky Blue Waters for a wedding full of Bennies including MrsKR.

Rumor has it the answer to life's greatest questions lays at the bottom of one of the keg cups and since it's free beer, I intend to find those damn answers! Full report on monday!



Hamm's, Stiftungfest, and sucking Bennies for everyone! ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

Duffman is out, too.  A weekend of drinking, fishing, waterskiiing, and pontooning should do me well.  Have a great weekend, everyone.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

Addendum:


Members of the 2003 SJU National Championship team expected in attendance Saturday include: Paul Gans, Lee Clintsman, and a Dirty Deuce sighting has been rumored.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

finsleft

Since it's been a year now since my first post, I feel I can talk about this here. Yes, I've always been fond of those small little indentations on a woman's lower back, but never knew there was a word for them, much less a web site. Turns out they're called "butt Dimples", "dimples of Venus", or (for KR) "fossae lumbales laterales".
Well now here's a guy who has a whole collection of photos devoted to this...

http://underscorebleach.net/content/misc/pics/back-dimples/

I just didn't feel it would be right to keep this to myself.

royalachilles

Punching teamates for jesus, that is classic...

Kilted Rat

Quote from: finsleft on August 18, 2006, 12:28:37 PM
Since it's been a year now since my first post, I feel I can talk about this here. Yes, I've always been fond of those small little indentations on a woman's lower back, but never knew there was a word for them, much less a web site. Turns out they're called "butt Dimples", "dimples of Venus", or (for KR) "fossae lumbales laterales".
Well now here's a guy who has a whole collection of photos devoted to this...

http://underscorebleach.net/content/misc/pics/back-dimples/

I just didn't feel it would be right to keep this to myself.

They are directly over the Posterior Superior Iliac Spine of your Hip bone.




Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.