FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[USTBench]

I thought I covered it with the BENNIES SUCK Duffman

You say that like it's a bad thing! I guess since you don't know from personal experience, it is!

...and with that I'm off to the Land of the Sky Blue Waters for a wedding full of Bennies including MrsKR.

Rumor has it the answer to life's greatest questions lays at the bottom of one of the keg cups and since it's free beer, I intend to find those damn answers! Full report on monday!



Hamm's, Stiftungfest, and sucking Bennies for everyone!

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

[bennie]

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

This isn't like a party with UST girls, there is no sign up sheet!

I think I have had too much caffeine today!

[USTBench]

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

This isn't like a party with UST girls, there is no sign up sheet!

I think I have had too much caffeine today!

So there's no discretion?  I'll bring some friends then. 

[bennie]

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

This isn't like a party with UST girls, there is no sign up sheet!

I think I have had too much caffeine today!

So there's no discretion?  I'll bring some friends then. 

LOL! I meant to imply that we are pickier and require more than the ability to spell your own name. 

[cobbernation]

Friday observations (before I have to get to work):

Thanks for the pics, BDB.  And as for that guy whose pic you posted yesterday, I suggest we leave him in Thailand (why do I think his goal is getting out of Thailand, even if it means admitting to a murder he couldn't have done?) 

Makes sense. Lets compare Thailand to the US in terms of the justice system:


Crime: Vandalize cars
Punishment
US: probably a slap on the wrist, 15 days in jail deferred, 1 year probation, and 100 hours community service
Thailand: They hit your a$s with a cane so hard you pass out in between each caning.



I'd be willing to bet the number of repeat offenders in Thailand is a lot less than in the US, any guesses why?

Possibly because it is capital punishment and our judicial system blows?

For all of you non-BU fans, BETHEL RULES!!  They are owning this season...I really think they will have a solid team!

Duff is just ticked off because in the past he was turned down from a BU hotty!

Mighty Royal

Mighty Royal,
Not to bring up bad memories...but I think I recall you saying that Bethel was going to own last season too.  Umm....yeah....that's about it.  haha.  Go Cobbers!

[USTBench]

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

This isn't like a party with UST girls, there is no sign up sheet!

I think I have had too much caffeine today!

So there's no discretion?  I'll bring some friends then. 

LOL! I meant to imply that we are pickier. 

You shouldn't be so picky, I wasn't....Is what I would say if I were turned away at the door of a Sucking Bennie party. People would be rendered speechless at the hellacious burn.

[bennie]

Sucking Bennies for everyone? Where do I sign up?

This isn't like a party with UST girls, there is no sign up sheet!

I think I have had too much caffeine today!

So there's no discretion?  I'll bring some friends then. 

LOL! I meant to imply that we are pickier. 

You shouldn't be so picky, I wasn't....Is what I would say if I were turned away at the door of a Sucking Bennie party. People would be rendered speechless at the hellacious burn.

If it is a sucking party, I am not sure the power of speech will be needed.  

[USTBench]

I have no idea what goes on at these things. I'm a Tommie, we had good wholesome fun.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Duff is just ticked off because in the past he was turned down from a BU hotty!

Mighty Royal

Isn't "Bethel hottie" an oxymoron like "jumbo shrimp" or "sober Viking"?

[bennie]

 They will be solid this season...only thing I am worried about is special teams!

Your special teams or everyone elses?

Go Johnnies!!

[johnnyadmit]

They are directly over the Posterior Superior Iliac Spine of your Hip bone.

KR: Funny thing- you med school students can make even the sweetest parts of a woman's anatomy sound boring...     

Who's getting hitched?

[FPM]

Duff is just ticked off because in the past he was turned down from a BU hotty!

Mighty Royal

Isn't "Bethel hottie" an oxymoron like "jumbo shrimp" or "sober Viking"?

Watch it MM or Mrs. fFPM may give you a deadly shot.

[FPM]

Anybody else find it funny to see the Concordia St. Paul ad at the top of the page seeing this is a D3 site.  lol

[Pat Coleman]

I have three ads for local sex offender registries and one for kids being safe cutting the lawn.

Thanks again for the picture, BDB.

[johnnyadmit]

All four here are ads for porn filters for your computer- what a worthless invention!