FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

Really?  It shows up just fine for me.  Does this help?

[FPM]

This just in Concordia has as many freshman Kickers as Carleton has freshman.

[sumander]

Duff, That's perfect thanks for the assist. +k for that.

[janesvilleflash]

59 year old Flash+19 25 year olds+bachelor party=1 sick Flash.

[DuffMan]

59 year old Flash+19 25 year olds+bachelor party=1 sick Flash.

I'll assume that the 19 25-year olds were strippers

[janesvilleflash]

That would have equaled one dead flash.

[Retired Old Rat]

59 year old Flash+19 25 year olds+bachelor party=1 sick Flash.

I feel your pain.

[Retired Old Rat]

That would have equaled one dead flash.

Would death have arrived at the bachelor party or after Mrs. Flash
heard the details of the party? 8)

[tmerton]

That would have equaled one dead flash.

Don't party with the Vikings!! 

[finsleft]

Looks like Monmouth is picked 1st in Midwest Conf. coach's poll.

http://www.midwestconference.org/FB_PrePoll_2006.pdf

Maybe we'll get to see the Roush yet!

[cobbernation]

Looks like Monmouth is picked 1st in Midwest Conf. coach's poll.

http://www.midwestconference.org/FB_PrePoll_2006.pdf

Maybe we'll get to see the Roush yet!

This just in....Monmouth's offensive lineman to block this year!

Obviously that seemed to be a problem when they met St. John's in the playoffs last season.

[Kilted Rat]

For all you K-Fed fans, especially KR, this one's for you!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

Mighty Royal

Wow, now we know what Vanilla Ice would be like if he was still rapping, but had lost many levels of skill, drank too much, became mentally retarded and married Britney.


That was the worst "rap" performance I have ever seen and/or heard in my entire life, and that is saying a lot since I lived in the double-wide double-tall for a summer with 20 Bahamians who thought they could rap.

I wouldn't even send that CD to my worst enemy.

[BDB]

I am speechless after watching kfed do whatever he did.

You remember the looks on Beavis and Buttheads faces when they saw a video they didn't like?

That's me right now.

And Brit, do you ever not chew gum?

[Kilted Rat]

I am speechless after watching kfed do whatever he did.

You remember the looks on Beavis and Buttheads faces when they saw a video they didn't like?

That's me right now.

And Brit, do you ever not chew gum?

Now that you mention it, K-fed kinda looks like Beavis, although with less intelligence if that's possible.



Who plans to rush out opening weekend (Supposedly Christmas time) to see Rocky VI?


I just watched Rocky V, I had forgotten how bad it was. Despite that I am still probably going to go see Rocky VI in the theater and end up buying the DVD. If for no other reason than to complete the set.

[Johnnie Red]

YOU GREW UP IN RURAL MINNESOTA (AND WESTERN CARVER COUNTY) IF...

You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and the wedding dance.

You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.

You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter.

You or someone you know was a Dairy Princess" at the county fair.

You know that "combine" in a noun.

You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tougue on a steel post in the middle of winter.

You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".

Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.

A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

The ultimate adventure with your dream date is to go skinny dipping in a water filled gravel pit.

There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning?

You have driven your car on the lake.

You can make sense of "upnort" and "batree".

Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

The local gas station sells live bait.

At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.

You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.

Pop is the only name for soda.

You actually know what a "JD Pres" is and why they are so good to drink.