FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Willy Wonka]

Just got the word...

The second game that has 11 minutes left in the 4th has restarted. Then the 3rd game will go and the 4th game is slated to start at approximately 9:45.

All the coaches want to get the games in tonight if weather allows.

Heading back to the stadium...

Man, I hope the weather is better tomorrow.

You're killing me, BDB! You guys do realize I work on a deadline (and have Madden waiting at home for me), right? At least make Ellsworth finish up without another delay...

[royalachilles]

KR, now that you have passed your boards, Governor Vilsack informs me that you will be leaving the fine state of Iowa. On the other hand, stick around just long enough for the Johnnie/Royal game, regardless of the outcome, it will be fun to see you and Duffman hurl into a red cup...

[johnnyadmit]

2 dongs?  Sounds like an interesting medical condition.  What's the term for that, KR?

Not positive, but I believe it is called Doubledongerectia, more commonly known as  Powers syndrome.

This begs the question, is it better to have two small dongs or one normal/large one?*

Curious how the name of the syndrome begs the question about the small dongs....and whether or not this 'Powers' character should be insulted...   

[Goal Line Stand]

  IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, BOYS!!!

The start of High School football!, (in most areas.)  If that isn't an official signal that it is football season, I don't know what is!!!!!

[DuffMan]

From Frank R's article on transfer running back Mike Patnode:

This is the last season of the Johnnies' contract with the Blugolds. The series will not be renewed for next year. Instead, St. John's reached an agreement to open the 2007 season at home against Marietta (Ohio) College. The Pioneers play in the Ohio Athletic Conference, home to reigning Division III national champion and perennial power Mount Union.

Should be an interesting matchup!

[DuffMan]

I did a little looking into Marietta.  Interestingly enough, Todd Glaser, UWEC's new coach this year, resigned as head coach at Marietta last year in order to coach at UWEC.  Here's how the Pioneers have fared the past few years:

2005  5-5
2004  6-4
2003  2-8
2002  3-7

[DuffMan]

  IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, BOYS!!!

The start of High School football!, (in most areas.)  If that isn't an official signal that it is football season, I don't know what is!!!!!

Not in Minnesota.  Minnesota high schools don't play till next week.

[Goal Line Stand]

I did a little looking into Marietta.  Interestingly enough, Todd Glaser, UWEC's new coach this year, resigned as head coach at Marietta last year in order to coach at UWEC.  Here's how the Pioneers have fared the past few years:

2005  5-5
2004  6-4
2003  2-8
2002  3-7

Looks like the Johnnies are really looking to challenge themselves pre-season!!

[Goal Line Stand]

  IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, BOYS!!!

The start of High School football!, (in most areas.)  If that isn't an official signal that it is football season, I don't know what is!!!!!

Not in Minnesota.  Minnesota high schools don't play till next week.

That is why I qualified it with (in most areas)   

[DuffMan]

I did a little looking into Marietta.  Interestingly enough, Todd Glaser, UWEC's new coach this year, resigned as head coach at Marietta last year in order to coach at UWEC.  Here's how the Pioneers have fared the past few years:

2005  5-5
2004  6-4
2003  2-8
2002  3-7

Looks like the Johnnies are really looking to challenge themselves pre-season!!

From what I've heard, it was UWEC that wanted out of the contract.

[footballfan413]

I did a little looking into Marietta.  Interestingly enough, Todd Glaser, UWEC's new coach this year, resigned as head coach at Marietta last year in order to coach at UWEC.  Here's how the Pioneers have fared the past few years:

2005  5-5
2004  6-4
2003  2-8
2002  3-7

Looks like the Johnnies are really looking to challenge themselves pre-season!!

From what I've heard, it was UWEC that wanted out of the contract.

That is very possible with a new coach.  Might have a different philosophy about the type of pre-season games he wants to play.  Too bad the Johnnies didn't call LAX.  Really close to each other and Lax is always looking for someone to play non-conference.  Have had to resort to D-2 and D1-AA in recent years.  Or Gags could have called up the Hawks!!

[DuffMan]

That is very possible with a new coach.  Might have a different philosophy about the type of pre-season games he wants to play. 

Nope, I've heard it was the old administration

[Kilted Rat]

Yet another set of reasons to love golf, especially the last one!

[footballfan413]

You know, Kilted Rat,  #79 in your picture may be drinking Hamm's but he is wearing PURPLE   

[Kilted Rat]

2 dongs?  Sounds like an interesting medical condition.  What's the term for that, KR?

Not positive, but I believe it is called Doubledongerectia, more commonly known as  Powers syndrome.

This begs the question, is it better to have two small dongs or one normal/large one?*

Curious how the name of the syndrome begs the question about the small dongs....and whether or not this 'Powers' character should be insulted...   

Powers syndrome is the condition of 2 dongs, not necessarily meaning two small ones.


Medical info of the day:

Micropenis: an actual condition affecting approx 0.5% of all males, although it is more common in Japan and China (I'm not making that up either!). This condition is diagnosed when a full-term baby boy has a penis that is less than 1.9cm from base to tip.


True story, a friend of mine had Peds as her first rotation. The 2nd day there, a boy was born with a Micropenis. Her attending physician made her go in and tell the 6'4 260lb truck driving dad that his son had a micropenis which would never be larger than 2 inches in length.