FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

You know, Kilted Rat,  #79 in your picture may be drinking Hamm's but he is wearing PURPLE   

He went to GAC, too  We've kind of adopted him as an honorary Johnnie, though.

[Kilted Rat]

You know, Kilted Rat,  #79 in your picture may be drinking Hamm's but he is wearing PURPLE   

He was wearing Purple, but he got better!

[piperinsider]

Preseason coaches poll:

<http://www.miac-online.org/fball.html>MIAC Football
Reigning MIAC champion Saint John's earned the top spot in the preseason poll for 2006. The Johnnies beat out Concordia, St. Olaf, Bethel, and St. Thomas and accumulated eight first place votes. Football non-conference action begins Thursday, August 31 with MIAC conference games beginning Saturday, September 16.
1. Saint John's (8)
2. Concordia (1)
3. St. Olaf
4. Bethel
5. St. Thomas
6. Gustavus
7. Hamline
8. Augsburg
9. Carleton

[DuffMan]

Medical info of the day:

Micropenis: an actual condition affecting approx 0.5% of all males, although it is more common in Japan and China and in Bethel alumni (I'm not making that up either!). This condition is diagnosed when a full-term baby boy has a penis that is less than 1.9cm from base to tip.

Note:  Bold text added by DuffMan.

[Kilted Rat]

KR, now that you have passed your boards, Governor Vilsack informs me that you will be leaving the fine state of Iowa. On the other hand, stick around just long enough for the Johnnie/Royal game, regardless of the outcome, it will be fun to see you and Duffman hurl into a red cup...

I'm only leaving for a 2 week radiology rotation this september. I'll be back in Des Moines for rotations from Sept 18th through next August.


The only way Duff and I will hurl into a redcup is if TDT shows up in his pink bikini again. If you are even dreaming your 1-man show stands a chance against SJU this year, you're partaking in some illegal activities highly forbidden by your Undergrad.


Alert TDT, RHB just spotted lurking! Football season must be getting close!

[Kilted Rat]

Medical info of the day:

Micropenis: an actual condition affecting approx 0.5% of all males, although it is more common in Japan and China and in Bethel alumni (I'm not making that up either!). This condition is diagnosed when a full-term baby boy has a penis that is less than 1.9cm from base to tip.

Note:  Bold text added by DuffMan.

LOL, that's hilarious Duff...have you had experience looking at Bethel alum's undercarriages?  I should have known you would like to "inspect" the guys at Bethel.

Mighty Royal

He's been in the pile with them and what else is he supposed to do while protecting his own Twig and Giggleberries from being punched?


A recent SJU grad who also was a great D-lineman like Duff once told me, "Being in a pile with Bethel players is a lot like sleeping over at Michael Jackson's house, you're always getting touched in naughty places and no one ever admits to it."

[BDB]

Well, we got 3 of the games in last night. The 4th was postponed and those boyz will have to reschedule if possible.   

The second game had a 2 hour delay to play the last 11 minutes and the third game started 3:45 late at 8:45, played 3 minutes then had an hour delay before getting the rest of the game in.

I am brain dead at this point but today's line-up should go without a hitch.

+k to everybody for luck. 

[DuffMan]

Happy birthday to Willy Wonka on the 27th!

[Kilted Rat]

He's been in the pile with them and what else is he supposed to do while protecting his own Twig and Giggleberries from being punched?

Well, if he got a good look at the O-line's groin area, he must have pulled down their pants and jock straps, so who has more problems, the "cheap hits from BU" or the fact that Duff was able to pull all of their pants off to sneak a peak?

Mighty Royal

Apparently from reviewing game footage in slow motion, 87% of all Bethel players had their pants down upon entering the pile. The other 13% had already Parnelled themselves and did not want to get poo on the field. Interesting logic.

[DuffMan]

He's been in the pile with them and what else is he supposed to do while protecting his own Twig and Giggleberries from being punched?

Well, if he got a good look at the O-line's groin area, he must have pulled down their pants and jock straps, so who has more problems, the "cheap hits from BU" or the fact that Duff was able to pull all of their pants off to sneak a peak?

Mighty Royal

They were so "micro" that they poked through the lace holes in their pants...but just barely.

[Whoa Nelly]

I don't know much about micropenis and Duffman's encounter with Bethel jock straps - but Bethel was not a team you wanted to be on the bottom of a scrum with.  However, as it has been posted before, they were a little on the cheap side in the name of Jesus.

[Kilted Rat]

Bethel Football 2006: WBWJGITP?

Whose Balls Would Jesus Grab In The Pile?

[finsleft]

KR-
You tell me....you're Catholic and last I checked Catholics believe in Jesus?

Whoa Nelly-
Every other MIAC team are a bunch of saints, correct?

It's football, people are supposed to be hit and it is a scrappy sport.  I can't believe the SJU makes it far each year, being as they are the biggest whiners in the MIAC!

Mighty Royal

Oh, the view from the bottom never changes, does it?

[DuffMan]

KR-
You tell me....you're Catholic and last I checked Catholics believe in Jesus?

Whoa Nelly-
Every team in the MIAC, besides Bethel, are a bunch of saints, correct?

It's football, people are supposed to be hit and it is a scrappy sport.  I can't believe that SJU makes it far each year, being as they are the biggest whiners in the MIAC!

Mighty Royal

It doesn't bother me too much if a football team is cheap.  You know what, I took my fair share of cheap shots from Augsburg, St. Olaf, UST, and most other schools, too (UW-Whitewater in 2002 was by far the worst, though ).  I'm sure some of you have taken shots from some SJU, players, as well. 

The thing that bugs me is that Bethel is so strict about things like drinking, doing the hibbitty-dibbitty, dancing (until recently ), etc, but apparently, the football field is a free-for-all.

Is it pent-up sexual aggression???

[tmerton]

  IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, BOYS!!!

The start of High School football!, (in most areas.)  If that isn't an official signal that it is football season, I don't know what is!!!!!

Not in Minnesota.  Minnesota high schools don't play till next week.

That is why I qualified it with (in most areas)   

Except the qualification doesn't wash.  While schools in some states do start this weekend, it looks like the clear majority don't start until the following weekend - e.g., CA, TX, NY, LA, AL, OK, GA.  NJ even seems to start the week after that.