FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[frankrickard]

Thanks to the Auggie Tech hip hop pregame talk I ended up with learning nightclub dancing banner ad and 2 hip hop ringtone banner ads

[DuffMan]

Wow, got a nice sunburn at Auggie Tech today.  Augsburg is B-A-D.  Their defense could not stop schit.  That's about all I have to say.  Kofoed looked good, but it's easy to look good when your receivers go uncovered all day.  Lofboom is amazing.  Good seeing JR, DustySJU, and Raiderguy today.  And I think I spotted Faunch, too, who has been absent for too long.  Duffman out.

[chewey]

SJU105, As far as I can recall, the PAT's were wide.  Someone needs to learn how to kick a PAT and field goal on that team.   The punting is pretty average too.  We got spoiled with Phil Berry, Brandon Keller, etc.  Those are pretty crucial parts of the game.  Hopefully the coaches will get someone to pull one's head out and kick straight.  Brutal.  Just brutal.

[JohnnieLax02]

Howdy all,

Not a bad day for the Johnnies.  Still felt like Koefed had some work to do on his timing even though we were up 40-0 at halftime.  Not a bad start for the Catholic double header.  Second game has left me feeling ill. 

Anyone else feel like if the J's don't get some small stuff cleaned up pretty quickly that we could have some trouble as the season goes on?

[JohnnieLax02]

SJU105, As far as I can recall, the PAT's were wide.  Someone needs to learn how to kick a PAT and field goal on that team.   The punting is pretty average too.  We got spoiled with Phil Berry, Brandon Keller, etc.  Those are pretty crucial parts of the game.  Hopefully the coaches will get someone to pull one's head out and kick straight.  Brutal.  Just brutal.

Chewey,

The one in the second quarter on the touchdown that put us up 33-0 was blocked.  Looked like he just didn't get it up in the air enough.

[DuffMan]

I think several of the kicks were blocked.  Easy to clean up, but frustrating.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Was the final score 60-0?...ok then

[tmerton]

Wonka - Your maizenblue ruled today.  Lloyd's mamaries must be jumpin' (bouncin'?) with joy.  Good day to be at a high school game and to be a Johnnie.  My other alma mater (the defending national champ at their level) is puttin' a MS on Rice right now, so 3 of 4 isn't bad.  Still, it sucks to lose to scUM. 

Isn't this kind of like Tony Siragusa calling Pat Williams chubby? I'm willing to bet Charlie outweighs Carr by at least 50 pounds, with 25 of that centered around the bladder region.

WW - Take your compliments where you can find them.  Charlie would be happy to be called chubby.  Lloyd on the other hand ... well, the mamaries speak for themselvesl    There's a word for it that maybe KR can remember.  As I said, though, it was a good day to be occupied with high school football.

[cornking]

I was shocked to learn the cobbers were saving their strongest "O Line" for their JV match-up with St. Olaf.  I guess they realize that it will take until this years soph.'s are seniors to return to the top of the MAIC.  Congrats Royals, you played well and got the "W'.

[Kilted Rat]

Achilles,
Yeah, I tend to favor BU in all cases, but realistically, I really do believe BU most of the time has a solid defense that dominates games...especially their run D...and this year is no exception.  If their secondary can get just a little tighter, I think BU's D will be the best in the league! 

You mean the best in Arden Hills? or maybe even the best in the Twin Cities Metro area, but not the best in the league.

If BU handles Olaf and gets a W, I believe they have a legitimate and great shot at the MIAC Championship on Nov. 11. 

They do have a great shot of playing for the MIAC championship.

Great day of college football....Did any of you guys see the USC/Husker first half?  That was a freakin' nasty injury that USC's fullback took in the first quarter...His leg was straight, but his ankle and lower shin was 90 degrees to the right...my wife enjoyed seeing some athletic training in action, however!

Crazy injury, he's done for the year and he'll probably get to meet a nice orthopedic surgeon soon.

WW - Take your compliments where you can find them.  Charlie would be happy to be called chubby.  Lloyd on the other hand ... well, the mamaries speak for themselvesl    There's a word for it that maybe KR can remember.  As I said, though, it was a good day to be occupied with high school football.

It's called Gynecomastia aka Mickelson Chest.

For your education, excess body and facial hair on a woman is called Hirsutism. Google image that for some creepy pictures.


By the way tmert, what the heck happened to Notre Dame? I knew they were way overrated at #2, but giving up 40 to Michigan at home? Unbelievable. I said it last January and I'll say it again, Notre Dame would have been 9-3 at best last year in the Big Ten and the same likely goes this year.

[royalachilles]

KR, I believe undoubtabely that Bethel is the best D in Arden Hills.  I hope to meet you there and share what I have seen so far from this team.  It will happen soon enough, and win or lose, you will know you were here.  It will be for the MIAC, Olaf will be another stat, just like the team today we were not suppose to beat, and my last question for you is how did you survive living with that *** wipe TDT for an entire year?  By the way, you want to bet CC scores more points on you than us??  I will tell you what, if you hold them to 7, 10 cases of your choice of ale on me.  I will ship it to you wherever your rotation takes you.  If I win, I will just drink a couple and grin as I listen on the radio. MR,I am kidding you on your enthusiasm with the Royals.  You know who I am in this program.  And I applaud your loyalty.  but I have always been honest in my opinion of the program.

[tmerton]

By the way tmert, what the heck happened to Notre Dame? I knew they were way overrated at #2, but giving up 40 to Michigan at home? Unbelievable. I said it last January and I'll say it again, Notre Dame would have been 9-3 at best last year in the Big Ten and the same likely goes this year.

I wish I knew.  I wouldn't go on ndnation.com for a couple of weeks, though.

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

The Northern Colorado story only gets weirder:

"The irony that Northern Colorado, down three punters after a week of controversy, won with a blocked punt was not lost on coach Scott Downing"

http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/gamecenter/recap/NCAAF_20060916_NCO@SWTXST

[Pat Coleman]

Pat, Hope all goes well in your quest for the triple. There's no such thing as too much football. I hope I finish up smoking the field in our season ending Men's League golf match early enough. Will be teaming again with my partner from last year to try and repeat. Then home to OD on football. First the Johnnies, then the big D-I games.

Went well enough but now I'm back and trying to stay awake long enough to get some of the maintenance stuff on the site done before bed.

[sjusection105]

If the Knights & the Scots both won by a MONKEYSTOMP last week would that be called a DOUBLE GEEK STOMP?

Now this week said teams play for the BOOK of KNOWLEDGE and one team puts a STOMPOUT on the other team is than then known as a BK STOMPOUT??

Next question, if you put a MONKEYSTOMP on a team the previous week then have a MONKEYSTOMP/STOMPOUT put on you by another team the next week is that a DA JA VU STOMPOUT?? or as TDT would perhaps say a "VU STOMPOUT" TDT loves that place, even though he still can't find a date

Any help in my interpretation of the MONKEYSTOMP VOCABULARY  would be appreciated