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57Johnnie

bennie,
When are you taking delivery on your Bugatti Veyron?  ;D
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

finsleft

Quote from: Pat Coleman on September 27, 2006, 09:16:42 AM
Well, here's what I'm telling you, rules of the board.

Like e-mails, private messages are not to be quoted on the board without the consent of both parties. We've long established this precedent over the past eight years with e-mails and we are extending it to PMs. When someone wishes to take a conversation off the main message board, you should respect that.

Thanks.

Well Pat, if these messages are indeed private, can you tell us that neither you nor anyone else has the ability to read them, other than the sender and recipient?

finsleft

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.

It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."


bennie

Quote from: 57Johnnie on September 27, 2006, 11:31:02 AM
bennie,
When are you taking delivery on your Bugatti Veyron?  ;D

When I can find a sugar daddy to buy it for me! You available? ;) ;D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

royalachilles

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Quote from: BUdefense on September 24, 2006, 10:45:11 pm
K, realize I'm a first time poster, and I told myself I'd never do this after I got done playing, but I couldnt take it any longer.

Despite giving up only 163 yards total to Carleton, BU lost. And rightfully so, they deserved to. But I have sat on the sidelines the past couple of years, and the same thing that was happening then is continuing now: the Bethel Offense is killing this team. Whether it be through their unrivaled ability to turn the ball over or completely horrible playcalling, stellar defensive efforts are being wasted by this "powerhouse" offense. I dont give a damn how many all americans their line or backfield has, it doesnt matter if you only put up 15 points a game.

Am I biased? Absolutely. I played defense there. But I held my toungue while I played for the sake of team chemistry. But I've talked to some of the guys on this year's D, and thier patience is down to razor-thin. I dont care if Porta rushes for 200 hundred yards, two fumbles a game is gonna kill your team. These guys average 3 turnovers a game! It'd be borderline comical if it wasnt so pathetic. You know what their goal was for the entire SEASON? 8 turnovers. 8!!    

They had that beat two or three games in. At what point do you get a new OC or HC? They bring in all this talent every year and do nothing with it. The past four years, they have gone a combined 25-16, with their one saving grace the year they went 9-2 with Kirchoff carrying them.


Let's see how RA handles this one!!!!!

Bring the pain to this poster RA or your hipocracy (sic.) will live on forever!!!



Ritz72,

Im not sure how to respond to your hypocrisy statement other than this.  Hypocrisy at times can be decieving.  There are your true beliefs, and then there is reality.  And if my posts make me sound hypocirtical, then there you go.
Here is the reality, I cannot argue with most of BUDefenses post. I think the offensive Coordinator has been inquestion by the fans for some time, almost immediately after Meidts exit. But the head coach, no. I have always believed that a fish rots from the head, but in this case, BU has a good leader, and sound coach. I share in BUDefenses frustration, as it is a fair assessment of where BU football is right now. They have a great bunch of athletes, and have for a few years, just to fall to the same frustrations.  BUDefense especially knows this as he saw it from the field and heard it in the locker room.  He was right on the money. And now Coach Johnson will have start to hold those responsible, accountable.


RetiredOldRat, you are right, I probably have posted some pretty stupid things on this board.  Just the love of the game talking.  My apologies to Ritz as well.

57Johnnie

Quote from: bennie on September 27, 2006, 11:55:49 AM
Quote from: 57Johnnie on September 27, 2006, 11:31:02 AM
bennie,
When are you taking delivery on your Bugatti Veyron?  ;D

When I can find a sugar daddy to buy it for me! You available? ;) ;D

I'll ask the Mrs.  8)
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

bennie

I just thought I would post some of my favorite jokes! I am sure that Anna, Lisa and even Paris would find these amusing! ;D

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

And my personal favorite!!

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

royalachilles

Sorry about the spelling on hypocritical. I was typing on my laptop while driving, and the door to my Rausch blew open.....

Pat Coleman

Quote from: tmerton on September 27, 2006, 10:15:50 AM
Moreover, private correspondence, whether letters, emails or PMs, can be threatening, abusive, or harassing.  The sender has no right to expect much less demand privacy in such situations. 

Those types of correspondence should be reported to the moderator and dealt with that way. Thanks for asking.
Publisher. Questions? Check our FAQ for D3f, D3h.
Quote from: old 40 on September 25, 2007, 08:23:57 PMLet's discuss (sports) in a positive way, sometimes kidding each other with no disrespect.

SUMMIT!!!!!

Quote from: finsleft on September 27, 2006, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: tmerton on September 27, 2006, 11:25:18 AM
BTW, remember that the San Francisco Giants gave you Joe Nathan.  8)

He was no gift. Remember, we had to part with our beloved AJ. Many tears were shed  :'( and now look who we're stuck with behind the plate.

Let's not forget the other two parts SF insisted on dumping on us....some guy named Bonser and something called Liriano

man, I still cant figure out what the Giant's GM was thinknig .....but thanks SF  ;D

maybe we can trade again?   ::)
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.

Italian proverb

raiderguy

JR

Just a thought by why mess with a recording ...I think you should invite Paris to the Stiftingfest.

She seems to always be up for a good party and loves being out in the country!

You might have a record turnout too!

I would volunteer to pick her up at the airport if you want me to.

Developing?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!

finsleft

Quote from: Pat Coleman on September 27, 2006, 12:43:15 PM
Quote from: tmerton on September 27, 2006, 10:15:50 AM
Moreover, private correspondence, whether letters, emails or PMs, can be threatening, abusive, or harassing.  The sender has no right to expect much less demand privacy in such situations. 

Those types of correspondence should be reported to the moderator and dealt with that way. Thanks for asking.

Pat- How about a response to my question? (#18455)

Touchdown Tommy

Mr. Moderator should learn not to try to match wits and talk legalese with the Johnnie Dream Team of Attorneys (Fins, Tmerton, SJU56321, Esq, Johnnie Red, etc.).
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Johnnie Red

raiderguy, I will go ahead and extend the formal invitation to Paris. What do we have to lose? If we can get President Bush, former president Clinton and Karl Rove to Minnesota, we should be able to convince Paris to make the trip. Developing....

Thought everyone on this board would find the following interesting, especially our close, personal friends from Bethel.

                              THROUGH A CHILD'S EYES

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?

Dear God: I am American. What are you?

Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God: I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God: Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God: If we come back as something, please don't let me be Touchdown Tommy because I hate him.

God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

finsleft

JR-
As I'm sure the messages between those children and God were intended to be private, I think you violated some sort of rule by posting them here. Did you obtain permission from the kids and/or God?*



*(If so, what's His number? I've got a few requests of my own.)