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DuffMan

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 05, 2006, 04:09:48 PM
Were you graded by how many phone numbers you ended up with?  :D

You know, SJU won't even let John give a grade anymore because he just gave everyone an A  ;D.  So it's just offered pass/fail.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

BDB

Quote from: DuffMan on October 05, 2006, 04:16:55 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 05, 2006, 04:09:48 PM
Were you graded by how many phone numbers you ended up with?  :D

You know, SJU won't even let John give a grade anymore because he just gave everyone an A  ;D.  So it's just offered pass/fail.

Sounds like most of my dating attempts in college.

She passed and I failed!

TheStOlafFootballOles

Prediction for the only game that matters:

Oles 28, St. Johns 24!   Go Meidter!!
Um YA YA!

Kilted Rat

Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 05, 2006, 03:50:17 PM
Does anyone think this class could possibly be as entertaining as Gagliardi's "Theory of Football" class?    Note the members of the "Coaching Panel" on 4/21.

Syllabus for Gag's Theory of Football:

Class One:  Tell Jokes, Watch Game Films, Tell more jokes
Classes Two through Last:  Repeat

(Note:  One class will deviate when "Winning with No" will be covered.

Best class I took in 4 years at SJU.

Best class I took in 4 years at SJU as well!


Quote from: DuffMan on October 05, 2006, 04:16:55 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on October 05, 2006, 04:09:48 PM
Were you graded by how many phone numbers you ended up with?  :D

You know, SJU won't even let John give a grade anymore because he just gave everyone an A  ;D.  So it's just offered pass/fail.

From what Gags told us, he used to give grades and gave all A's. Then the register came to him one year and said "You can't give all A's."

Gags pulled out the class roster and randomly selected a guy in the class and said, "Ok, give him a C."


Ever since then it has been pass/fail
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: TheStOlafFootballOles on October 05, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Prediction for the only game that matters:

Oles 28, St. Johns 24!   Go Meidter!!

You are smoking some good stuff. Been hanging out at Macalaster? :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Retired Old Rat

Quote from: DuffMan on October 05, 2006, 04:05:19 PM
Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 05, 2006, 03:50:17 PM
Syllabus for Gag's Theory of Football:

Class One:  Tell Jokes, Watch Game Films, Tell more jokes
Classes Two through Last:  Repeat

(Note:  One class will deviate when "Winning with No" will be covered.

Best class I took in 4 years at SJU.

The class has now become more oriented on meeting people of the opposite sex, too.  For example, we spent one entire day with the females in the class spread around the gym, then us fellas had to rotate through and talk to each female for 5 minutes or so.

Easily the best class offered at SJU.

I don't think that would have worked too well in my day.  I think we maybe had 3 females in the class.

Did John swear less with all the females in class?
   
National Champions: 1963, 1965, 1976, 2003

DuffMan

Quote from: TheStOlafFootballOles on October 05, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Prediction for the only game that matters:

Oles 28, St. Johns 24!   Go Meidter!!

Coach Meidt for prez???  The only thing he can be president of is the Classless Assholes club, and we already have TDT as our leader.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

DuffMan

Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 05, 2006, 05:41:32 PM
Did John swear less with all the females in class?

I don't remember too much swearing in class.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 05, 2006, 05:41:32 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on October 05, 2006, 04:05:19 PM
Quote from: retiredoldrat on October 05, 2006, 03:50:17 PM
Syllabus for Gag's Theory of Football:

Class One:  Tell Jokes, Watch Game Films, Tell more jokes
Classes Two through Last:  Repeat

(Note:  One class will deviate when "Winning with No" will be covered.

Best class I took in 4 years at SJU.

The class has now become more oriented on meeting people of the opposite sex, too.  For example, we spent one entire day with the females in the class spread around the gym, then us fellas had to rotate through and talk to each female for 5 minutes or so.

Easily the best class offered at SJU.

I don't think that would have worked too well in my day.  I think we maybe had 3 females in the class.

Did John swear less with all the females in class?

I don't think he swore any less than he would have if there were no girls in the class.

He makes sure the class is 50/50 males/females for the purpose of the dating game... and eye candy. He goes to the reef with add/drop slips and picks out cute girls and asks them to take his class. A freshman girl in my TOF class was also in the Bio lab I TA'd and she said John asked her and her friend to be in it. Naturally she couldn't resist the Gagliardi charm! ;D


The funniest class was when John had Blake come in and was asking him questions about what he was doing with NFL tryouts and such. Here was the best part of it all:


Gags: "So what kind of stuff do these teams have you do?"
Blake (who was blushing the majority of the time): "Uhh 40 times, cone drills, vertical jump test. Stuff like that."
Gags: "No, for the women in the class explain what a vertical jump test is." :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnniepress

I faintly remember a blonde sitting between KR and I in that class...

Kilted Rat

Quote from: johnniepress on October 05, 2006, 06:32:44 PM
I faintly remember a blonde sitting between KR and I in that class...

I faintly remember that as well. I also faintly remember Gags threatening to throw anyone out who had a significant other since it was contrary to the mission of the course.  ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

BDB

BDB is feeling a major change in the Twins fortunes now that the curse is back in play.

3 blow outs in a row, me boyz!  ;D

BDB



Hey, I found a collectors card of the lovely Lisa.

I'll trade you one for a Joe Mauer.  :D

DuffMan

Quote from: johnniepress on October 05, 2006, 06:32:44 PM
I faintly remember a blonde sitting between KR and I in that class...

So you were more interested in KR than a blonde??? ;)

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

johnniepress

Oh no, just seeing what KR would say about her  ;)