FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[royalachilles]

What the??  Well Suck me sideways, asleep at the wheel again.   Go Cardinals.

[royalachilles]

Anybody want to help a BU fan with the phone number to the Twins ticket office?

[royalachilles]

KR,  how do you really feel?

[Kilted Rat]

1-800-338-9467



Yup, neither Olaf or Bethel have snowball's chances. At least you're finally seeing the light

I bet those tickets will sell for tons on the street!

Actually, I would think Twins world Series tix from a year they didn't make it would be worth a lot down the road on Ebay as a sort of novelty item.

[johnnie_esq]

I'm a bit nervous-- the Jays have not played a "great" game yet, the school is on a break, we're banged up, we're playing two frosh linebackers, and the Oles are looking for revenge on their homecoming.

But this is why I'm optomistic:

MIAC STATS:
PASS OFFENSE             G   Att  Cmp Int  Pct.  Yds  Avg TD Yds/G
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1. St. Olaf College....  5   155   97   3  62.6 1393  9.0 13 278.6
2. Carleton College....  4   126   74   2  58.7 1114  8.8 10 278.5
3. Saint John's Univ...  5   132   83   6  62.9 1319 10.0  9 263.8


PASS DEFENSE             G   Att  Cmp Int  Pct.  Yds  Avg TD Yds/G
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1. Univ. of St. Thomas.  4    96   44   8  45.8  527  5.5  4 131.8
2. Gustavus Adolphus...  4    91   49   5  53.8  597  6.6  5 149.2
3. Bethel University...  5   138   68   7  49.3  785  5.7  2 157.0
4. Saint John's Univ...  5   121   65   5  53.7  785  6.5  2 157.0
5. Carleton College....  4   114   59   7  51.8  758  6.6  2 189.5
6. Concordia College...  4   100   57   2  57.0  822  8.2  7 205.5
7. Hamline University..  4   118   64   2  54.2  860  7.3  6 215.0
8. Augsburg College....  4    84   59   0  70.2  900 10.7  8 225.0
9. St. Olaf College....  5   211  108   6  51.2 1204  5.7  4 240.8

Considering the Oles haven't yet played any of the other top two passing offenses yet, and they're already last in the conference in pass defense, OUCH.  If the wind allows the pass, it could be like last year!!!

[royalachilles]

Well the Oles are up early, and there wearing DEPENDS,  I guess they are trying to avoid sack rot.  Gonna be a little wet out there I hear.  One of the equiptment guys called me and told me he overheard Meidt talking to his recievers before getting taped this a.m.  And I quote...  Um Gawa, Sawa ka na yata sa kakarining nitong no "to eh!"  yan nag sign na ako sa guetbook mo good luck na lang sa pag GAWA mo nito and have fun!!!  And then he grabbed his vine, and left the building.   The gipper would be proud....  Go Johnnies, I cant wait to get the hell beat out of us by you, GOODNIGHT

[OleGriz]

Kilted Rat-

That's exactly what I meant (that this year's Ole team is much better than the '04 team).  The Johnnies basically handed the Oles the game on a silver platter, and St. Olaf failed to lose the game.  The Ole eams of the past two years would have put up a few more than 21 points in an 8 turnover game I think.  I certainly think the Oles have the potential to win today (based partly on the accounts on this board suggesting that the SJU might be having a relative down year in which they are merely very good, and not the usual insanely good), but I doubt it will be a blowout in their favor.

[The White Silly]

...first off, i think today the Oles are going to put the stamp on the Johnnies definitively to the tune of 31-10, thats right you heard it here...second off royal achilles why so much downrooting of your own team?  I don't understand I guess...third off AO is my boy...fourth off go auggies!

[sju56321]

Johnnie Esq:
If you are so worried, how can you set a line of SJU -10.5??
White Silly-you sure got your name right.

[Retired Old Rat]

Wonka,

I can confirm the gentleman of which you speak is a '77 Cobber.

No festivities today.  Johnnie Red has other commitments for the AM.
No free meal for Gusties today. 

[Willy Wonka]

Wonka,

I can confirm the gentleman of which you speak is a '77 Cobber.

No festivities today.  Johnnie Red has other commitments for the AM.
No free meal for Gusties today. 

In that case...what are you daughters doing today around, say, 11:30?  8)

[Kilted Rat]

...first off, i think today the Oles are going to put the stamp on the Johnnies definitively to the tune of 31-10, thats right you heard it here...second off royal achilles why so much downrooting of your own team?  I don't understand I guess...third off AO is my boy...fourth off go auggies!

Wow, I've never seen someone make 4 comments that made them appear so unintelligent all in the same post.

[57Johnnie]

Look out. RoyalAchilles will have karma power next post.  8)

[Retired Old Rat]

Wonka,

I can confirm the gentleman of which you speak is a '77 Cobber.

No festivities today.  Johnnie Red has other commitments for the AM.
No free meal for Gusties today. 

In that case...what are you daughters doing today around, say, 11:30?  8)

Avoiding any sons of an Anoka High '73 and Concordia College '77 graduate.

[cobbernation]

also if you need help understanding the basic concepts of the game today, I'm sure many of the posters on here can update you on changes since you last had a meaningful role in the game.

The helmets are no longer made of leather! It's amazing, they're made of this plastic like material that is really tough and durable!

Wait, what? I thought that was why the NBA had to go to the composite ball that has Shaq Fu all riled up...


Cobbernation - Look for an old, baldy man standing 6-4 and 240ish with glasses at the game tomorrow. If you hear people say "The Count," that will be my pops with his college teammates. He's a '77 grad I believe and will know Willy Wonka if you name drop. He'll want the inside scoop on the Cobbers, if you're willing to share.

I will definately look for "The Count"!!  I will tell him everything there is to now about to Cobbers.

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