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Touchdown Tommy

Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 06:13:27 PM

Unfortunately thougn I won't be making it again and next weekend I'll be in North BFE for a wedding. You know you're going a long a$s way for a wedding when the directions include the following phrase:

QuoteGo to Fargo and then turn north
:-\

Maybe Skinny Mini will drop you off at the overpass around exit 156...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Johnnie Red

Everyone have a great time in Collegeville on Saturday at the Stiftungsfestivities and the game. My thanks to Raiderguy, Finsleft, Veek and Duffman for making sure everything is covered for the tailgate party.

Time to head home and start packing. Flight leaves tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m. :P Hopefully the Colorado Buffaloes will be able to pull out their first win of the season against Texas Tech Saturday afternoon. Hopefully my Badger son enjoys his game on Saturday when the Gophers come to town.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on October 12, 2006, 06:22:18 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 06:13:27 PM

Unfortunately thougn I won't be making it again and next weekend I'll be in North BFE for a wedding. You know you're going a long a$s way for a wedding when the directions include the following phrase:

QuoteGo to Fargo and then turn north
:-\

Maybe Skinny Mini will drop you off at the overpass around exit 156...


If it wasn't the wedding of one of my other college roommates, I would be seriously contemplating it.  I am still seriously contemplating a fake flat somewhere around that stretch of the Highway... developing.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sjusection105

Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 08:07:32 PM
Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on October 12, 2006, 06:22:18 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 06:13:27 PM

Unfortunately thougn I won't be making it again and next weekend I'll be in North BFE for a wedding. You know you're going a long a$s way for a wedding when the directions include the following phrase:

QuoteGo to Fargo and then turn north
:-\

Maybe Skinny Mini will drop you off at the overpass around exit 156...


If it wasn't the wedding of one of my other college roommates, I would be seriously contemplating it.  I am still seriously contemplating a fake flat somewhere around that stretch of the Highway... developing.

TDT did your invite get lost in the mail ???
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

Kilted Rat

TDT was my roommate sophmore year. This dude is my roommate you know from the scenic Dassel-Cokato area from senior year. He was Josh's roommate freshman year.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

tmerton

Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 06:16:41 PM

Tmert,
Sorry to hear your wife, ex-wife and girlfriend no-showed on ya. Better luck next time. Call me if you want more samples. :D

How to make points with your spouse ... introduce her as follows: "This is my current wife."

sjusection105

Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 08:53:40 PM
TDT was my roommate sophmore year. This dude is my roommate you know from the scenic Dassel-Cokato area from senior year. He was Josh's roommate freshman year.
KR,
Give my congrats to GW
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

sjusection105

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Quote from: tmerton on October 12, 2006, 09:24:35 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 06:16:41 PM

Tmert,
Sorry to hear your wife, ex-wife and girlfriend no-showed on ya. Better luck next time. Call me if you want more samples. :D

How to make points with your spouse ... introduce her as follows: "This is my current wife."

My bosses father-in-law who is a retired Lutheran minister goes with the "This is my first wife"

Note to Ritz- 2 consecutive post rule ;)
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

Kilted Rat

Quote from: sjusection105 on October 12, 2006, 09:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on October 12, 2006, 08:53:40 PM
TDT was my roommate sophmore year. This dude is my roommate you know from the scenic Dassel-Cokato area from senior year. He was Josh's roommate freshman year.
KR,
Give my congrats to GW

Will do! I'll also tell mama and papa W you said hi as well!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sjusection105

Sounds good KR- have a safe trip!

Duffman- have a Hamm's for me this weekend as I will miss the game with a good excuse: I will be in New Ulm for Oktoberfest and will be visiting the Schell's Brewery with some good old boys from Belgrade & El Rosa ;D

I will be back in attendance for Hamline then in St. Paul for the Tom Cats and ready for the Royals & TDT on Nov. 11- getting ready for another MIAC title and hosting at least 1 play-off game in Collegeville.
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

tmerton

Quote from: sjusection105 on October 12, 2006, 09:34:24 PM

My bosses father-in-law who is a retired Lutheran minister goes with the "This is my first wife"


I've done that one, too - +k for you on behalf of your boss's father in law.  8)

raiderguy

Wildcat 11

You are a bad man!


Funny!


but a bad man.
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!

raiderguy

Ditto on the "This is my first wife!"

Her immediate response was "How many are you planning to have?"

To which I replied "That's all up to you!"

November is 20 years so I think she is a keeper.

Right JR?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!

finsleft

I always introduced mine as "my future ex-wife".

How prophetic. 8)

janesvilleflash

When I see a girl like the one in Fins avatar, I always say "she looks a lot like my next wife". Mrs. Flash finds little or no humor in that. I plan on keeping Mrs. Flash because of her hands............she has a good hold on my bank accounts.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.