FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Buckman]

The only way Meidt beats Gags is in a footrace or in a classless a$shole sanctioned cock-off.

As president of the club, would TDT be the judge?

I understand Meidt is down in Naples, FL as we speak, looking for more Ole "recruits" (22 FL kids on the roster is not enough).

I guess after seeing what Miami area kids bring to the game of college football, it's no wonder a coach like Meidt recruits from Florida.

[bennie]

The only way Meidt beats Gags is in a footrace or in a classless a$shole sanctioned cock-off.

As president of the club, would TDT be the judge?

I think the answer to that question is an obvious yes!

And apparently there will be a driving portion to the "cock-off". It is okay if they throw like a girl, just don't drive like one. Hmmm...is a cup needed in a "cock-off"? Maybe they can use a Nutty Buddy...no size comments, I don't need that visual!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Not all the cooky crooks are in Carver County:

In summary; the sheriff arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, nearby resident of Princeton, MN ,  in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County Courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for a mile. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview

Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of Middle Road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a sheriff's police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Bryn Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.

"I walked up to him and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when SHE approached Ward.

"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...

"A pumpkin?   Damn...is it midnight already?"

[tmerton]

Tmerton: Need to know your law specialty of which I inquired about yesterday...

I'm not licensed to practice in either FL or MN, so you're safe as long as you stay in those jurisdictions and away from the left coast.  Actually, the only person who should have any concern abour running into me professionally is KR.  Most of my work is with hospitals, dealing with problem physicians and such.  So I expect to be reading KR's CV some day and asking "You actually let this guy on your medical staff?" 

[Retired Old Rat]

This is the most quiet week on the board since TDT was reinstated.  I mean reinstated again.

The GAC players, past and present are all ugly and stupid.  Except Frank Rickard and Mongolian Warrior of course.

[sjusection105]

The GAC players, past and present are all ugly and stupid.  Except Frank Rickard and Mongolian Warrior of course.

If they weren't so big, they'd be ugly & stupid as well

[Kilted Rat]

J-Esq didn't announce it, at least not that I noticed, but This weeks pick-em's are up!

Since only 4 people have submitted pics thus far, I'm gonna guess not many people know about it.

[bluenote]

I wish SJU would play Clown this year so they would get their butt kicked! 

[Kilted Rat]

I wish SJU would play Clown this year so they would get their butt kicked! 

I wish Linfield would play Clown every game of the rest of the season so they can make the playoffs! 

[Johnnie Red]

Bluenote, great to have you back on the board! Hope things are well in McMinnville and at the Elks Club.

Any of you posters know Dick Traen from Delano? I was at his wake last evening. He was Mr. Baseball in Delano. Father of Terri Traen of KQRS. He will be missed. Keep Dick and his family in your prayers.

And yes, there will be a Stiftungsfestivities tomorrow morning in Collegeville when the Pipers come to town. Hamline fans are cordially invited to join us. We will be starting around 9:30 a.m. in the parking lot above the scoreboard end of the football field. Bring a culinary delight to share. Raiderguy will be bringing the grills, the world famous burger, the banner and the highlight of the event, the Paris Hilton cd. That is assuming Finsleft didn't drop the cd in the coals last Saturday.

Interesting story about the pumpkin boy from Princeton.

[DuffMan]

Interesting note on SJU/Piper games:

The Johnnies have shutout the Pipers in five of the last nine meetings between the two teams and have outscored them 416-29 over that timespan.

[Rico 21]

BDB -

Have you forgotten what day it is?

[johnnie_esq]

Duff, good to see you last night.

TheoWick's recent edition is out, announcing Olde Johnnie Ale in my neighborhood:

Olde Johnnie Ale tasting event at Old Chicago, Roseville
SJP Alumni/ae and Friends Standup Thursday October 26th, 6 pm
Mark Selner ’68, Lee Jordan ’68, Joe Kurr ’91, Bryan Backes – Hosts

If you’ve already tasted it we know you’ll come for more.  If you haven’t, you’re in for a real treat.  SJP’s very own sesquicentennial recipe, Olde Johnnie Ale, will be on tap at Old Chicago in Roseville (Har-Mar Mall on No. Snelling a bit south of Hwy 36)) for a limited time only.  Join Bryan Backes from the SJP Alumni/ae Office and others on October 26th for food, fun, conversation, and ale.  Here is a map link to Old Chicago.

Thanks for helping pass the word!  See you Saturday. — Bryan

(Editor's Note:  I talked with Bryan today and he said it's a "Pay-Your-Own" kind of affair.  We'll just belly up to the bar together and order some good Ole Johnnie Ale and talk Prep & College Smack to each other.  Whether you're an ex-Prep or not, come on by and taste some of that fine SJU Sesquicentennial brew...bring your offspring with you, too.)

[BDB]

BDB -

Have you forgotten what day it is?

It's an Anna Friday! 

Considering the World Series, I am an American League guy and usually default to rooting for the AL team. But the White Sox and now the Tigers?

No frickin' way. 

Although I am picking the Tigs in 5.

It's way out there on a limb. I know. 

[cobbernation]

maniac,
Nice story about the Princeton Pumpking Pounder.

I heard that kid is enrolling at Northwestern this spring, maybe AO can show him around.

On a side note, I wonder what he did as a young kid when he was taken to the grocery store