FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Rocco]

OK. Loooooongtime reader of this board, first time poster. I don't have any particular affiliation with either SJU or UST but something that I believe would be of interest to this board was brought to my attention today and since no one here has brought it up, I felt compelled to share it with all of you:

http://www.stthomas.edu/acc/docs/tommie%20vs%20johnnie1.pdf

[tmerton]

OK. Loooooongtime reader of this board, first time poster. I don't have any particular affiliation with either SJU or UST but something that I believe would be of interest to this board was brought to my attention today and since no one here has brought it up, I felt compelled to share it with all of you:

http://www.stthomas.edu/acc/docs/tommie%20vs%20johnnie1.pdf

Looks to be the "official" game t-shirt for St. Thomas.  I bet that while parents and some alums may buy 'em, students won't get within 10 feet.  They'll go with the "suck" shirts.      And no telling what the players write on the t-shirts they wear under their jersies. 

[bennie]

OK. Loooooongtime reader of this board, first time poster. I don't have any particular affiliation with either SJU or UST but something that I believe would be of interest to this board was brought to my attention today and since no one here has brought it up, I felt compelled to share it with all of you:

http://www.stthomas.edu/acc/docs/tommie%20vs%20johnnie1.pdf

What is "distruction"? Is that how Tommies spell destruction?? I hope they didn't print up too many of those shirts...then again, Tommies probably wouldn't notice!

[Rocco]

What is "distruction"? Is that how Tommies spell destruction??  I hope they didn't print up too many of those shirts...then again, Tommies probably wouldn't notice!

Congrats Bennie. You are the winner. Poor Tommies. They mean well. They are just stupid... and you can't fix stupid.

[finsleft]

OK. Loooooongtime reader of this board, first time poster. I don't have any particular affiliation with either SJU or UST but something that I believe would be of interest to this board was brought to my attention today and since no one here has brought it up, I felt compelled to share it with all of you:

http://www.stthomas.edu/acc/docs/tommie%20vs%20johnnie1.pdf

Looks to be the "official" game t-shirt for St. Thomas.  I bet that while parents and some alums may buy 'em, students won't get within 10 feet.  They'll go with the "suck" shirts.      And no telling what the players write on the t-shirts they wear under their jersies. 

I had dinner with Fins, Jr. last night and I asked him what the t-shirt said this year. He couldn't remember exactly what it said but it had a vacuum cleaner on it and said something about something sucking longer than something else...or something like that.

[ritz72]

Coincidentally, that was when we were winning conference championships too.

2 and BBQ, just like a cruddy softball team!!!

[ritz72]

 Ex-Mrs. Fins, gasping for her last breath on her deathbed,
whispered a confession to Fins who was by her bedside.
"Dear, before I die I must tell you something.  It was I who stole
the $50,000 from your safe.  I spent it on a ritzy $^#fest with
the mailboy at your office.  And it was I who got your cheap whore
mistress secretary to skip town by bribing her to leave you.  And
it was I who snitched you off for evasion to the IRS.  Can you
find it in your heart to forgive me before I go?"
        "Yes, dear," he smiled.  "After all, it was I who poisoned
you."

[finsleft]

Ex-Mrs. Fins, gasping for her last breath on her deathbed,
whispered a confession to Fins who was by her bedside.
"Dear, before I die I must tell you something.  It was I who stole
the $50,000 from your safe.  I spent it on a ritzy $^#fest with
the mailboy at your office.  And it was I who got your cheap whore
mistress secretary to skip town by bribing her to leave you.  And
it was I who snitched you off for evasion to the IRS.  Can you
find it in your heart to forgive me before I go?"
        "Yes, dear," he smiled.  "After all, it was I who poisoned
you."

hahaha good one Ritz. Reminds me of the one that ends with me talking to the priest at her funeral who asks me if she had any last words before she passed away. I replied, "Yes, she said, 'Please don't shoot me.'"

[Retired Old Rat]

Played outside linebacker for the scout team my Junior year as well and was in as an outside linebacker for 2 plays against Hamline!

Mighty Royal

Did you call the all-out blitz and then give the ol' elbow drop after sacking the quarterback?? According to SJU law, you have to give the back-ups every chance to secure a favorable memory in limited action, even if it means calling the triple-reverse option pass with the 5th string QB (with obligatory fake 2-point conversion) while up by 80 points late in the fourth.

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this afternoon. 

[ritz72]

You all are going to have to have a good time without me this Saturday, as I am going to be slaughtering 10,000 mink at a buddies farm!!  Nothing like a cool Saturday in October spent gassing rodents with carbon monoxide!!!  Ritz needs a new coat anyway!!!!

[ritz72]

Played outside linebacker for the scout team my Junior year as well and was in as an outside linebacker for 2 plays against Hamline!

Mighty Royal

Did you call the all-out blitz and then give the ol' elbow drop after sacking the quarterback?? According to SJU law, you have to give the back-ups every chance to secure a favorable memory in limited action, even if it means calling the triple-reverse option pass with the 5th string QB (with obligatory fake 2-point conversion) while up by 80 points late in the fourth.

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this afternoon. 

isnt a fake 2 point conversion kicking the ball?

[sju56321]

RITZY- does the word PETA bring fear to your heat-I hope they don't hear about your plans. But perhaps they will be in St. Paul saving the Tommies from their slaughter.

[sumander]

I forgot to mention this earlier.  I caught a preview of one of the wonderfully obscene shirts for the Johnnie/Tommie game in 2006.

Front: USTD
Back:  The only thing a Tommie can catch or carry.

Fins, Sum Jr. says this one is available on campus as well!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Focus TDT Focus....

My friend Kilted Rat wrote the people at PETA a time or ten in college telling them about all the animals he enjoyed feasting on.  Perhaps he can elaborate...

Focus TDT Focus....

[Touchdown Tommy]

Can one of the old guys tell me about the last time the Tommies beat the Johnnies?  Just curious...