FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

I played both so quit ragging on me...you guys are hurting my feelings...........jerks....what is this, pick on MR because he played soccer day?

Mighty Royal

No, it's pick on MR because he posts the silly CN stuff on a daily basis.  We love ya, MR, we just don't love Chuck.  And the inherent contradiction between CN and your primary sport is just too much to pass up.

Hey leave MR alone or I'll start a new fact of the day like this:

And now a random fact about Vin Diesel...

Vin Diesel's favorite pick-up line is, "Get in my f#$king truck before I shoot you." It works every time.

If you want to stay up all night in the desert thinking up Vin Diesel lines, go for it.  I suspect the material will run out faster than MR has run out of quality CN stuff though.

PS: Vin Diesel probably loves soccer.

[tmerton]

NICE RACK

Probably taken in the parking lot at Cabela's on "Rack Day."

[sumander]

NICE RACK

Probably taken in the parking lot at Cabela's on "Rack Day."

I gotta get on the mailing list that let's you know when rack day is!!!

[kubiack78]

And now a random fact about Mr. T...

Mr. T once designed an automobile that runs on pure fool-pity. He made it from Baltimore to Ulan Baatar, Outer Mongolia before he needed to pull over for a refill. So disappointed with the car's jibba jabba, he hurled it into the sun, causing a supernova so intense, he tumbled to the ground and skinned his knee, accidentally pitying himself in the process, hence ending the universe. The event has since been referred to as Kwanzaa.

[ritz72]

And now a random fact about Mr. T...

Mr. T once designed an automobile that runs on pure fool-pity. He made it from Baltimore to Ulan Baatar, Outer Mongolia before he needed to pull over for a refill. So disappointed with the car's jibba jabba, he hurled it into the sun, causing a supernova so intense, he tumbled to the ground and skinned his knee, accidentally pitying himself in the process, hence ending the universe. The event has since been referred to as Kwanzaa.

Chuck Norris, Vin Deisel, and Mr. T. quotes on the board......YIKES...

Way too much latent homosexuality going on right now for me.....Kubiak, we all appreciate what you are doing over there, but the camels and sand seem to be getting to you..... Pretty soon it is going to be Richard Simmons and Libarace clips

MR----How many of Chuck's infomercials do you have TIVO'ed at home to keep you company at night!   

[Kilted Rat]

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar

Mighty Royal

GBFOTD:

Guy Bellair's testicles were bitten off by a nine-banded armadillo shortly after birth. His dad then went to this website and Guy was never the wiser.

[finsleft]

As a famous (latent) beer conossieur, I am fussy about the temperature at which my beverage is served. Some of you stiff-tongue fest attendees have become quite lax in your observation of proper beer-chilling technique.
Therefore, be it known, that from now on I plan on bringing my own beer temp tester, so that I may ascertain that my brew is properly chilled before it touches my lips...

[DuffMan]

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar

Mighty Royal

GBFOTD:

Guy Bellair's testicles were bitten off by a nine-banded armadillo shortly after birth. His dad then went to this website and Guy was never the wiser.

I don't even want to know how you came across that site

[Willy Wonka]

From Coach Schoeny regarding a play against Mac last week. Too bad OAS isn't around to give his take on it...

Highlighting the game, however, had to be the 97-yard fumble return by Kory Wermerskirchen, our senior defensive tackle. Although it was unfortunately called back because of a penalty, it was truly a sight to see. Looking at Kory's face after about 40 yards and seeing how far he still had to go, I did not think that he was going to be able to run that far. Put it this way: if you happened to not see Kory pick up the fumble initially, you had plenty of time to see the end of his run. I think we timed it at 17 seconds. The team was certainly fired up by it, and this will no doubt be the most anticipated and talked-about play on our weekly highlight film this Friday.

[Rocco]

As we near the end of the regular season, who is the MIAC MVP? Stam? Coach?

[DuffMan]

From Coach Schoeny regarding a play against Mac last week. Too bad OAS isn't around to give his take on it...

Highlighting the game, however, had to be the 97-yard fumble return by Kory Wermerskirchen, our senior defensive tackle. Although it was unfortunately called back because of a penalty, it was truly a sight to see. Looking at Kory's face after about 40 yards and seeing how far he still had to go, I did not think that he was going to be able to run that far. Put it this way: if you happened to not see Kory pick up the fumble initially, you had plenty of time to see the end of his run. I think we timed it at 17 seconds. The team was certainly fired up by it, and this will no doubt be the most anticipated and talked-about play on our weekly highlight film this Friday.

Funny thing is, Kory was a RB in high school.  I knew him.

[Retired Old Rat]

As a famous (latent) beer conossieur, I am fussy about the temperature at which my beverage is served. Some of you stiff-tongue fest attendees have become quite lax in your observation of proper beer-chilling technique.
Therefore, be it known, that from now on I plan on bringing my own beer temp tester, so that I may ascertain that my brew is properly chilled before it touches my lips...

I don't notice any beer in that picture?

[Willy Wonka]

Tmerts — Hater in the house! DJ Gallo is my newest buddy. I trust you'll agree to disagree after reading the following piece.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061025

[DuffMan]

As we near the end of the regular season, who is the MIAC MVP? Stam? Coach?

Good question!

MVP - No one is really sticking out.  Porta, maybe, but he's only played 5 games.
Stam - Bechdol?  Gunderson (but he's only a soph)?  
Coach - Ramler if Carleton finishes respectably.

[Retired Old Rat]

Please keep OAS's Stepmother in your prayers:

www.caringbridge.org/visit/barbarajohnson

I know Adam and his dad will be most appreciative.