FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[kubiack78]

And now a random fact about Mr. T...

Mr. T once designed an automobile that runs on pure fool-pity. He made it from Baltimore to Ulan Baatar, Outer Mongolia before he needed to pull over for a refill. So disappointed with the car's jibba jabba, he hurled it into the sun, causing a supernova so intense, he tumbled to the ground and skinned his knee, accidentally pitying himself in the process, hence ending the universe. The event has since been referred to as Kwanzaa.

Chuck Norris, Vin Deisel, and Mr. T. quotes on the board......YIKES...

Way too much latent homosexuality going on right now for me.....Kubiak, we all appreciate what you are doing over there, but the camels and sand seem to be getting to you..... Pretty soon it is going to be Richard Simmons and Libarace clips

MR----How many of Chuck's infomercials do you have TIVO'ed at home to keep you company at night!   

That will never happen those posts were just a threat. It actually really pains me to post them.  Just trying to help MR out but since he seems to have vanished forget it.  No more Chuck, Vin or Mr T. Jibba Jabber is allowed on this board MR.

[kubiack78]

I hope this makes up for my past few posts:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=6071910

[BUdefense]

A couple things:

1) yea, it woulda been nice to have the photo right here for you all to see, but I've been drinking and I'm way too lazy to try to do any of that. So instead, here is the link to the photo:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1613488/context/popular


May you all enjoy it as much as the rest of the nation has.

2) In regards to MIAC MVP, its a tough race. Until the last game, Phil has been pretty quiet. While I'd love to vote the Bethel guy, I dont know if he has warranted it this year, and this is a yearly award, not something based off of career numbers (meaning, just cause there are no other standout canidates and he broke the rushing record, doesnt mean he should automatically get it). If I was voting off of personal preference, i'd vote Phil cause he's one of the nicest and most genuine guys I know. But you know what? Thats not what wins you the MVP.

Please dont vote for Wassink. Great player? Yes. One of the best linemen i've ever encountered. But if your going to put him in the vote because he has contributed heavily the past four years, why not put in Zach Danielson or Kirby Carr, or even Tommy Davis?  And thats just from one team, I'm sure there are linemen or position players from other teams that deserve consideration as well. Basically, all i'm saying is, dont vote for Wassink.

[BUdefense]

Oh, and one more thing in regard to the MVP debate:

Kirby Carr is one of the best talents I've seen in my career. But he shouldnt win MVP.

Why? Last year they moved him to safety to make offenses focus on him every play, whereas before they could just run away from him to the other side. Well, it was a huge failure. The reason? Because Kirby was made to live on plays off the edge. he wasnt even the best player at his position at Bethel last year, the defensive staff made a huge mistake putting him there, although it seemed bright on paper. Which is why you find him at OLB again this year, because Jimmy Miller knows he can put Kirby there and say "Go get the ball" and kirby will respond with 8 tackles, three tackles for loss, a sack, and maybe a pick every game. Last year, Kirby would get his 10 tackles, but they would be 7 yards downfield. Kirby deserves All Conference, All Region, probly even an all american honorable mention nod. but he isnt the conference MVP.

[Kilted Rat]

I hope this makes up for my past few posts:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=6071910

There was not even 1 girl like this out of 200 in KR's med school class:

[Kilted Rat]

Tommie Jokes of the day:

What do you call a good looking girl on UST's campus?
A visitor

Did you hear about the tragic fire at the UST library where they lost over 500 books?
The real sad part is half of them hadn't even been colored in yet!

What do you get when you cross a UST student and a pig?
Nothing, there are some things a pig just won't do.

Why do the women at UST wear high heels?
To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.

Did you hear UST is looking into getting artificial turf?
They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.

Did you hear UST's Coach Rooney is only going to dress 22 players on Saturday?
The rest will have to dress themselves

How do you get a Tommie girl in your room?
Grease her hips and push like hell

[DuffMan]

Does anyone have a status of Chris Tift for Saturday?

From the SC Times:

Senior offensive tackle Chris Tift will miss the next two to four weeks with a sprained medial collateral ligament in his left knee. Tift suffered the injury in a 56-7 victory over Hamline last week. Freshman Ben Dimond is expected to start in his place Saturday.

[DuffMan]

Please dont vote for Wassink. Great player? Yes. One of the best linemen i've ever encountered. But if your going to put him in the vote because he has contributed heavily the past four years, why not put in Zach Danielson or Kirby Carr, or even Tommy Davis?  And thats just from one team, I'm sure there are linemen or position players from other teams that deserve consideration as well. Basically, all i'm saying is, dont vote for Wassink.

I don't think anyone mentioned Wassink for MVP.  The Stam award is for the top lineman.  I can't say that I've really noticed the guy (who wants to go to a game and scrutinize an o-lineman?), but I'll have to watch him this year to see what all the hype is about.

[VOJ]

Well...here is one man's opinion

MVP:  Porta over Kofeod...yes Kofeod is lacking in stats, but he is not as far as what he means to the J's offense

Stam:  Nick Gunderson...he is always in the backfield

Coach of the year:  Kurt Ramler...hands down a great job...the Bethel win is the biggest they have had in years...

[ritz72]

I'd say Ryan Wassink should be strongly considered for the Stam - he's be a dominating o-lineman for Bethel for four years - coincidentally the years Porta set the conference rushing record.

Yeah, I toyed with that idea, too.  When's the last time an o-lineman won it?  I'll be interested in seeing him play this year.  O-linemen never get noticed.  Probably because they're big, fat, and ugly.  Right, Ritz?  The real men play on the d-line.

Sure, thats why Gags always told everyone that he could train a monkey to play D-Line----

You forgot slow as well.
I cannot recall if Reddepenning won it in 96, but that may be the last if he did....  I know the year before,I was a finalist in the voting  (TOOT TOOT TOOTING, my old horn as Glory Days plays in the background!!!) but lost out to some trained monkey----

[Whoa Nelly]

Chalk another distraction up on Glen Mason's board

[ritz72]

Chalk another distraction up on Glen Mason's board

If you want some good reading, goto the opinions section of :

http://fireglenmason.com

[sumander]

Chalk another distraction up on Glen Mason's board

Guess what? Sid says firing Mason isn't the answer though!

Changing coaches is not the answer here.

What is needed is the building up of interest on campus like it was before the Clem Haskins basketball scandal developed. Maybe the new stadium will help recruiting.

The cupboard is not bare. This is a very young football team with not a single senior starting on defense and only three on offense.

Must be the apathy from all the drunk students that is making the FB team lose!

[BDB]

Chalk another distraction up on Glen Mason's board

If you want some good reading, goto the opinions section of :

http://fireglenmason.com

Man, I can't believe there is a frickin' website to fire Mason.

A year ago he was the toast of the town when they beat Michigan.

I think his major problem is simple arrogance. He really comes across like a dick head sometimes.

I know some D-3 coaches that have worked his camps and he doesn't even acknowledge them. They volunteer their time and don't get as much as a handshake or even a damn t-shirt. 

[Whoa Nelly]

Sid walked by our tailgating group before the Michigan game, all old and hunched over with his usual scowl.  I said, "hey Sid, cheer up" and he kind of mumbled something.  From that moment, we were close, personal friends.